They died on the beach at Normandy under heavy fire?

*clicks*

Well, I'll be damned..

All of the die?

They were visiting Arlington National Cemetery?

calbert: They were visiting Arlington National Cemetery?

oops!

Normandy American Cemetery and Memorial

don't know why, but Arlington popped in my head while typing

Here are the pics of the bloodbath at Sandy Cape (new window)

/ Thanks for considering the local article with the pictures... not

great headline

Long pointy sticks suck.

calbert
I was expecting that comment, and it still made me laugh.

Get the dynamite!

Branch Bacardi: Long pointy sticks suck.

i love Krill!!!

/were george and gracy there?

subby morons

But the heroic few who remained fought valiantly and overcame the whale axis forces to successfully take the beach.

Pilot whales? Sounds like they could use some navigator whales.

/I'll be here all week.

marcand: Get the dynamite!

Got it right here. (new window)

/like Dave Barry says, it's the most wonderful event in the history of the universe

Meh; they deserved it.

I hate to see 80 whales in Bunkers shooting Machine Guns.

id like to be the first to nominate these whales for a Darwin Award.
thats natural selection for ya.
the tards die young.
this works on two levels.

//sorry im tired

Whales are supposed to be fairly intelligent right? Is this an offshoot whale doomsday cult that drank the proverbial kool-aid?

BuckTurgidson: At least L.A. is safe from Jap submarines.

Go Navy!

I'm sure Obama will fix this.

"Don't make me come over there..."

/hotlinked

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please. ....

/HOT L.......i.....n....k..e.d

The Oregon State Highway Division knows how to handle this: Link (new window)

All of the die along the remote rocky coastline in Tasmania

All of the what? ALL OF THE WHAT!?!

I blame global warming... and Al Gore.

That's a lot of sushi.

stupid marsupials

Water makes them lighter. Once on land their weight pretty much suffocates them.

Whales can be confused by the sounds of powered vessels (ships, boats, etc). It interferes with their sonar. This could potentially cause such them to run aground. For this reason we should ban all motorized vessels. Save the Whales!!!!

on the side bar....


Penguin Attacks Gotham!

Somebody call Hancock and organize a regatta!

They stormed the beaches of Ireland with the Irish Army?

Mongo cut wood: Water makes them lighter. Once on land their weight pretty much suffocates them.

Whales can be confused by the sounds of powered vessels (ships, boats, etc). It interferes with their sonar. This could potentially cause such them to run aground. For this reason we should ban all motorized vessels. Save the Whales!!!!

The interesting thing WOULD be to see if the US had a sub in the area since AFAIK it is the NEW sonar equipment that is really meant to be screwing up the direction finders in sea life.

Also check if Australia had one of theirs in the area not sure if they are playing with the newer stuff or not

ssrat: M
The interesting thing WOULD be to see if the US had a sub in the area since AFAIK it is the NEW sonar equipment that is really meant to be screwing up the direction finders in sea life.

Also check if Australia had one of theirs in the area not sure if they are playing with the newer stuff or not

I was wondering the exact same thing myself. It wouldn't be THAT hard to determine if any military people are running sonar tests nearby, would it? Then we could decide if the tests are affecting marine life and screwing up their sonar.

for some reason, I bet this question will never be addressed.

Nothing Sweeter Than Redneck Tears: on the side bar....


Penguin Attacks Gotham!


I thought they were training them as Rocketeers to stop the Nazis from invading Antarctica.

Mongo cut wood: Water makes them lighter. Once on land their weight pretty much suffocates them.

Whales can be confused by the sounds of powered vessels (ships, boats, etc). It interferes with their sonar. This could potentially cause such them to run aground. For this reason we should ban all motorized vessels. Save the Whales!!!!

I think people making constant jokes about their weight caused them, in a fit of desperation and remorse, to beach themselves rather than live another day as the butt of constant fat jokes.

I wonder what those hippie bastards on Whale Wars would have to say about this...

all the good names are gone: I wonder what those hippie bastards on Whale Wars would have to say about this...

Probably, "Hey, don't hurt whales!"

Damn them for trying to save life! Damn them!

How did they teach them to fire guns?

ssrat: Mongo cut wood: Water makes them lighter.

Do whales have super powers?

FTA: Because of the physical beating they take from stranding on rocks and surf, compared to sandy beach strandings, animals die more quickly," said Gales.

Said Gales, who has no relations to the American reporter, Ric Romero.

Did the article mention how PETA was against any attempts to save the poor whales because it's "unnatural"? Oh, and Hayden Panettiere also doesn't give a damn.

Inconceivable!: all the good names are gone: I wonder what those hippie bastards on Whale Wars would have to say about this...

Probably, "Hey, don't hurt whales!"

Damn them for trying to save life! Damn them!

Sonar cannot harm whales because humans cannot affect nature. Fark taught me that.

moondo: Oh, and Hayden Panettiere also doesn't give a damn.


Sorry, what were you saying?

In other news, scientists discover whales are retarded.

oh and once I saw a blimp: moondo: Oh, and Hayden Panettiere also doesn't give a damn.
Sorry, what were you saying?

Ok, you have a point.

So, the whales tried to beach themselves while getting machine gunned and shelled by the Germans?

/late to the thread
//first thing I thought of when I saw the headline

Was it near Darwin?