So it was a family quarrel.

FTA: Fortunately, the victim is going to be OK


so all the rednecks live to redneck another day.

/i ♥ happy endings

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

Thanks a lot, I think that physically damaged my brain. If only it were damaged enough that I didn't get it.

How can the writer not know the difference between a cross-bow and a bow?

Besides, I think something needs to be applied somewhere:

Was the victim enormously fat? I mean, a guy fires a crossbow at you, misses, arrow goes into the pillow. He has time to retrieve the arrow, reload and fire at you again, striking you in the side of the head. He's again able to pick up the arrow before running away. I mean, if you can't either defend yourself or take the damn arrow away by that point, you're really lazy.

DeRosso: How can the writer not know the difference between a cross-bow and a bow?


Another point, crossbows fire bolts not arrows.

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

Won in one.

"SO I SAID,THIS HERE'S MY SISTER! ANYONE GONNA BE PUTTIN THERE PENIS INSIDE HER ITS GONNA BE ME!"

The girl wanted her boyfriend dead. The brother is a nincompoop. He deserves to be a henchman on the old Batman show.

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

You glorious bastard.

Wilson, 32, of Columbus, reportedly retrieved the arrow from the pillow, loaded the bow again and fired at Routte, this time striking him with the arrow in the right side of the head. The arrow bounced to the floor, Wilson picked it up and ran from the home, police said.

Wilson's sister, Rebecca J. Wilson, was with her brother at the time and witnessed the incident. "It's my understanding that the victim was living with the offender's sister," said Lt. Jeff Ruth of the Washington C.H. Police Department. "Apparently, the offender and his sister had been at the bar before they came to the house

Alcohol may have been involved... DUH!

Darn Nerf cross bow's...

And this near to Christmas, he could have shot his eye out!

/if she aint good enough for her own family, she aint good enough for ours.

To be fair, maybe he's in the SCA.

"Hold varlet!"

/Why no, I didn't RTFA. Why?

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

Even if the whole block got involved, yes.

should have hired this kid to do better


\might shoot your eye out

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

Thread over. Please report to the front desk to collect your free internet (1).

"might be a redneck..." Unless all three people in the story were men.

EliteAnalyst: Actually given the violent crime data it is more likely that a violent felon is a negro than a redneck. Negroes are far more violent than white people and if you reject this data, you reject science and mathematics.

Rednecks, a racial slur against low income American white people which can fairly be described as hate speech, actually have noticeably lower crime rate than low income white people in other developed societies. Take West Virginia for example: lowest per capita number of cops, and nearly the lowest per capita blacks.

While the Marxist headline writers here desperately want to hide negro crime data and wrongly defame white people, I think it is important that we get the facts straight. I see a pattern developing where white people are getting blamed for black deeds (Prop 8, mortgage meltdown) and as long as The Elite One is around that is simply not on.

You will criticize the negro community and you will like it, understood?


9/10

I have to commend you for the use of the word "Negro" and "Marxist", but we all know Obama is "the One", not the "Elite One". Otherwise, you would of gotten 10/10.

Cool, two Ohio links within 8 places of one another.

Where's that OHIO tag?

EliteAnalyst: Actually given the violent crime data it is more likely that a violent felon is a negro than a redneck. Negroes are far more violent than white people and if you reject this data, you reject science and mathematics.

Rednecks, a racial slur against low income American white people which can fairly be described as hate speech, actually have noticeably lower crime rate than low income white people in other developed societies. Take West Virginia for example: lowest per capita number of cops, and nearly the lowest per capita blacks.

While the Marxist headline writers here desperately want to hide negro crime data and wrongly defame white people, I think it is important that we get the facts straight. I see a pattern developing where white people are getting blamed for black deeds (Prop 8, mortgage meltdown) and as long as The Elite One is around that is simply not on.

You will criticize the negro community and you will like it, understood?

Obvious Troll is Obvious.
/African Americans make up a disproportionate amount of poverty and despair in American Society, thus influencing statistical rates of race and crime. However, this is one of many reasons why statistics are skewed.
/Corrolation does not equal Causation.

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

More like a family of squirrils.

If the guy shoots an arrow, reloads, then aims again hitting the victim in the head, how is this classified as felonious assault instead of attempted murder?

GizmoMkI: If the guy shoots an arrow, reloads, then aims again hitting the victim in the head, how is this classified as felonious assault instead of attempted murder?

sibling rivalry

I don't know why, but when I read that headline I couldn't help but think the central character was a guy, whose gay live in boyfriend was being fired upon by his brother.


Seriously, no idea why I went there first.

I've never fired a crossbow that the bolt would hit someone in the head at close range then bounce to the floor. Maybe it was nerf.

Does picking the arrow up and reloading the bow means that this is attempted 1st degree murder?

hetheeme: I don't know why, but when I read that headline I couldn't help but think the central character was a guy, whose gay live in boyfriend was being fired upon by his brother.


Seriously, no idea why I went there first.

I made the same mistake. My first reaction was to think the brother was trying to wipe out the boyfriend and "turn" his brother to the straight and narrow, which kinda makes sense in a redneck context.

But when I RTFA and the word "girlfriend" appeared I realised my mistake. Go figure!

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I'm not sure she should get something strung so tight near those things! (and the bow probably isn't safe either)

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Those must have cost a fortune!!!

The bow looks expensive too.

FTA: retrieved the arrow from the pillow, loaded the bow again and fired at Routte, this time striking him with the arrow in the right side of the head. The arrow bounced to the floor

Worst. bowman. ever.

EliteAnalyst -Actually given the violent crime data it is more likely that a violent felon is a negro than a redneck. Negroes are far more violent than white people and if you reject this data, you reject science and mathematics.

Rednecks, a racial slur against low income American white people which can fairly be described as hate speech, actually have noticeably lower crime rate than low income white people in other developed societies. Take West Virginia for example: lowest per capita number of cops, and nearly the lowest per capita blacks.

While the Marxist headline writers here desperately want to hide negro crime data and wrongly defame white people, I think it is important that we get the facts straight. I see a pattern developing where white people are getting blamed for black deeds (Prop 8, mortgage meltdown) and as long as The Elite One is around that is simply not on.

You will criticize the negro community and you will like it, understood?

Because colored folks are known to use crossbows for hunting, etc..

(Beautiful... I LOL'ed. BTW)

GizmoMkI: If the guy shoots an arrow, reloads, then aims again hitting the victim in the head, how is this classified as felonious assault instead of attempted murder?

Is "felonious" even a word? Thelonious Monk is curious about this.

... or a Muslim.

/let's be honest.

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I can't find the bow in the picture. I've looked and looked...

/I'll be in my bunk...

Abzzstain: So it was a family quarrel.

Thread over in the Boobies.

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Fappomatic 2000?

/Fap

Fuggin Bizzy: Is "felonious" even a word? Thelonious Monk is curious about this.

So is Steely Dan.

swahnhennessy: Was the victim enormously fat drunk?

This is more likely.

Bow fetish?

/too lazy to come up with a Bo Derek quip

And by the way Shorty I thank you.
You could have had them put me in jail son.
I'm just glad I ran out of air hose,
when I come at you with that nail gun.

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Compound. Real men hunt with a British Yew longbow.

EliteAnalyst wrote

While the Marxist headline writers here desperately want to hide negro crime data and wrongly defame white people, I think it is important that we get the facts straight. I see a pattern developing where white people are getting blamed for black deeds (Prop 8, mortgage meltdown) and as long as The Elite One is around that is simply not on.

I basically agree with what you are saying, all except for the Marxist part. That is where you are confused. Believe me, the powers that be in this nation have nothing to do with Marxism. Marxism, AS CONCEIVED, was more about controlling the rich, taking away their property. Marxism was not about race.

A better word to use would be "pretend-leftist." There is no real Left in america, but there is a Pretend-Left. THe Pretend Left wants to do what the rich want because the pretend Left is controlled by the rich, by big investors, corporations, etc. Can you see how that is in direct contradiction to the principles of Marxism?

So why do the Rich (and their puppet, the PretendLeft) want to make racial minorities out to be better than they are and make the lower class whites worse than they are?

Well, follow the money? How do the Rich make money and how does putting racial minorities on a pedestal make the rich Richer?

The rich make money in large part by buying Labor. We sell labor. They buy it.

And guess what? THe rich want to pay less for labor. That way their profits go up.

How does putting minorities on a pedestal, ignoring the bad side of nonwhites lower the price the Rich pay for Labor?

Well, one way the rich lower wages is by increasing the supply of labor faster than the demand for labor rises. Supply and demand law will then force down wages.

How can the rich grow the labor supply fast?

How about mass immigration of nonwhite labor from low wage nations?
THat lowers them wages, don't it now?

But how can the rich get those lovely nonwhite low wage immigrants into the workforce? The people of any nation are not going to welcome hordes of immigrants of a different race that are lowering wages, will they?

Well, if you are a rich person (or a lobbyist hired by a lot of rich people), then you want to put out lots of propaganda that will make racial minorities look good and make white people feel ashamed of not liking racial minorities.

And that is the job of the Pretend Left!

All clear?

BTW, a word to the wise--the RightwingGOPers and the PretendLeftistDems that comprise almost all of America (including here on Fark) don't like different or original ideas, and your ideas are different, so they may call you bad names, like troll.

If you have bug killer sitting on your dinner table....you might be a redneck.

You hear me talking', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

I'm sorry, but I can't figure it out. What the hell is "Washington C.H."?

d'art: I'm sorry, but I can't figure it out. What the hell is "Washington C.H."?
Washington Court House, Ohio

cry0fan:

All clear?



not at all.

some people just cannot grasp the essentials of any new and abstract idea. Que lastima!

or perhaps they pretend not to understand in order to cast aspersions on ideas that place their own tribal loyalties in a bad light

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Compound. Real men hunt with a British Yew longbow.

You man have noticed that *she* isn't a real man. She isn't a real woman either judging from those globes either. At least not 100% genuine woman.

Either way you have a touch of teh ghey to be nit-picking about the bow in use in those photos.