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(London Times) Interesting International index measuring one-night stands, total numbers of partners, and attitudes to casual sex finds Britain on top of Australia, the US, France, the Netherlands, Italy and Germany. Thank goodness for Guinness   (women.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 67
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Barakku [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 04:50:02 PM  
Guinness isn't British.

 
Isotope 2008-11-29 05:09:58 PM  
*makes mental note for future vacation planning*

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 05:11:33 PM  
Screw England, I'm going to Finland.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-29 05:23:07 PM  
It's absolutely true. We have STDs you can't even spell.

Barakku: Guinness isn't British.

Only in the same sense that my Ford isn't American.

 
goeniegoegoe 2008-11-29 05:33:37 PM  
Haha, numero 3.

Where are the Canadians in this list?

 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 05:37:12 PM  
goeniegoegoe: Haha, numero 3.

Where are the Canadians in this list?

PROMISCUITY RANKINGS OF MAJOR COUNTRIES*


1 United Kingdom

2 Germany

3 Netherlands

4 Czech Republic

5 Australia

6 USA

7 France

8 Turkey

9 Mexico

10 Canada


11 Italy

12 Poland

13 Spain

14 Greece

15 Portugal

*OECD countries with populations over 10m Source: David Schmitt, Bradley University


brb, I'm going to Montreal.

 
goeniegoegoe 2008-11-29 05:38:58 PM  
Tr0mBoNe: 10 Canada

11 Italy


I have extreme difficulties believing this.

 
Saborlas [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 06:15:45 PM  
If it weren't for the Nanny State crap, I'd move to the UK in a heartbeat.

 
opiumpoopy 2008-11-29 06:18:36 PM  
Barakku: Guinness isn't British.

Guinness wiki (^)

"Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. He signed (up to) a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery."

Well, yes. Ireland wasn't part of the UK until 1801. Ireland 1691-1801 (^). Pedants.

/ Gotta be impressed by a 9,000 year lease, though.

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-29 06:34:37 PM  
opiumpoopy: Ireland wasn't part of the UK until 1801.

Dublin still isn't/isn't again, but, either way, Diageo is a British company.

Saborlas: If it weren't for the Nanny State crap, I'd move to the UK in a heartbeat.

*sigh* You lot are never going to grasp that the overwhelming majority of that is exactly that, crap, are you ? It's a media meme, largely courtesy of the Daily Wail.

 
absoluteparanoia 2008-11-29 06:56:43 PM  
opiumpoopy: Barakku: Guinness isn't British.

Guinness wiki (^)

"Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. He signed (up to) a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery."

Well, yes. Ireland wasn't part of the UK until 1801. Ireland 1691-1801 (^). Pedants.

/ Gotta be impressed by a 9,000 year lease, though.


So, you agree. Guinness is British.

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 09:38:36 PM  
Only problem? who wants to fark English women?

 
SoothinglyDeranged [TotalFark] 2008-11-29 09:53:45 PM  
being part of the UK does not make it British.

 
sloppy shoes 2008-11-29 09:57:25 PM  
absoluteparanoia:
So, you agree. Guinness is British.


Not by birth though- only through a citizenship exam.

 
Rob Anybody 2008-11-30 01:44:44 AM  
Australia's fifth? I need to find a Brit to Czech my Netherlands, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

/I mean I want her to Greece my Poland go Down Under on me
//Sex

 
rawkus 2008-11-30 01:45:02 AM  
well, of course. they're irresistable!

i102.photobucket.com

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2008-11-30 01:48:06 AM  
big time FAIL subby

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2008-11-30 01:49:00 AM  
Saborlas: If it weren't for the Nanny State crap, I'd move to the UK in a heartbeat.

your ass. please tell it to shut it's whore mouth.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 01:54:34 AM  
everybody lies on these surveys

 
Devil Slide Wolf 2008-11-30 01:54:38 AM  
absoluteparanoia: opiumpoopy: Barakku: Guinness isn't British.

Guinness wiki (^)

"Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. He signed (up to) a 9,000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery."

Well, yes. Ireland wasn't part of the UK until 1801. Ireland 1691-1801 (^). Pedants.

/ Gotta be impressed by a 9,000 year lease, though.

So, you agree. Guinness is British.

Ireland is not part of the United Kingdom you retard

 
slave1 2008-11-30 01:55:00 AM  
i was much more concerned/interested in the link on the side near the bottom under RELATIONSHIPS:

I don't regret sex with my brother (new window)

WTF?

 
rawkus 2008-11-30 01:56:38 AM  
more UK hotness for your viewing pleasure
i102.photobucket.com
i102.photobucket.com
i102.photobucket.com
i102.photobucket.com
i102.photobucket.com

 
Jerseysteve22 2008-11-30 01:57:47 AM  
#2 would explain why I always seem to run into German POV porn on the torrent sites.


whoops

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 02:00:21 AM  
www.sockshop.co.uk

 
studebaker hoch 2008-11-30 02:04:51 AM  
Thanks goodness for your mom.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-11-30 02:10:15 AM  
They only gave questionnaires to 48 countries, and none of the countries listed apparently exist in Africa or the Middle East.

What's the point of an international survey and saying it applies to the whole planet, when it is only really a 'western 1st world' survey?

 
Bloody Templar 2008-11-30 02:11:39 AM  
slave1: i was much more concerned/interested in the link on the side near the bottom under RELATIONSHIPS:

I don't regret sex with my brother (new window)

WTF?


*fapfapfapfap*

 
midnightmuse [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 02:12:02 AM  
We're number one!
We're number one!

ohh, wait...

 
Brisketeer 2008-11-30 02:17:43 AM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: They only gave questionnaires to 48 countries, and none of the countries listed apparently exist in Africa or the Middle East.

What's the point of an international survey and saying it applies to the whole planet, when it is only really a 'western 1st world' survey?


Where do they state that the survey "applies to the whole planet?" And what practical method exists for surveying Africa and the Middle East?

 
Adam Baum 2008-11-30 02:22:15 AM  
www.californiacriminallawyerblog.com

 
tonygotskilz 2008-11-30 02:23:41 AM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: They only gave questionnaires to 48 countries, and none of the countries listed apparently exist in Africa or the Middle East.

What's the point of an international survey and saying it applies to the whole planet, when it is only really a 'western 1st world' survey?


People in the middle east don't have sex its against the law duh, and who'd wanna go to africa, i'm technically african and i'll pass.

/ducks

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-11-30 02:25:50 AM  
Devil Slide Wolf:
Ireland is not part of the United Kingdom you retard



It was through conquest. Until the early 1920s. And then Northern Ireland remained part of the UK.

The relevant point here... I dare any of you to go to Dublin and tell a drunk Irish dude that he's really British.

 
RamblingKey 2008-11-30 02:26:12 AM  
on the top 15 list, I am a mix of six of the ethnicities, and I live in the USA. I should be getting laid more often.

/not a Limey, thankfully

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-11-30 02:26:42 AM  
tonygotskilz: i'm technically african


so you've got AIDS is what you're saying?

/also ducks

 
Professional Wizard 2008-11-30 02:27:32 AM  
so, by moving from canada to australia im only doubling my chances for 1 nighters?!

Damn. Gonna have to rethink my future plans a little now.

 
crazynickstyle 2008-11-30 02:28:52 AM  
i38.tinypic.com

*fapfapfapfap*

 
nonamejoe 2008-11-30 02:30:07 AM  
Brisketeer: And what practical method exists for surveying Africa and the Middle East?

Shout out personal questions about people's sexual activities as they flee their burning homes and invading guerilla armies, duh

//there but for the grace of God

 
veryequiped 2008-11-30 02:30:53 AM  
On a side note, W.H.O. STD Worldwide statistics

Link (new window)

//I've heard English girls are chunky but easy... If this is their chunky, I'm on a plane today.
images.dailystar-uk.co.uk

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-11-30 02:34:10 AM  
veryequiped: If this is their chunky, I'm on a plane today.

This is their SKINNY. (NSFW) (new window)

 
Jerseysteve22 2008-11-30 02:39:57 AM  
ExperianScaresCthulhu: They only gave questionnaires to 48 countries, and none of the countries listed apparently exist in Africa or the Middle East.

What's the point of an international survey and saying it applies to the whole planet, when it is only really a 'western 1st world' survey?


Just count the ones with AIDS

 
starzman2003 2008-11-30 02:44:02 AM  
real shaman: Only problem? who wants to fark English women?

There's a few I'd hit.

/for some reason the accent is a turn on.

 
msw-mojo 2008-11-30 02:57:06 AM  
and let us not forget...

gossipgonewild.com

 
Crispy 2008-11-30 03:05:16 AM  
Lucy Pinder, Keeley Hazel, Sammy Braddy, and Sophie Howard. GIS those names and thank me and the Sun's page 3 later.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-11-30 03:10:05 AM  
FarkinNortherner: It's absolutely true. We have STDs you can't even spell.

Barakku: Guinness isn't British.

Only in the same sense that my Ford isn't American.


And Boeing planes are made in part by Kawasaki, JP and about 15 other countries.

FTFA:The study was conducted by asking more than 14,000 people in 48 countries to fill in anonymous questionnaires.

Hell of a sample there to come up with a conclusion. It's like a "Fark the Vote" moment.

 
Bagelox-99 2008-11-30 03:12:49 AM  
The Germans are in 2nd place.
i300.photobucket.com
I SAID, THE GERMANS ARE IN 2ND PLACE!
euro2008girls.com
euro2008girls.com

 
zerkalo 2008-11-30 03:16:22 AM  
Well, I knew one Finnish lass who got busy with several partners. But my finnish girlfriend stopped putting out once she hooked me. YMMV.

 
Bea Arthurs Floppy Padgina 2008-11-30 03:29:48 AM  
I've been to all those countries, save for one. Coincidence? I think not.

 
PerilousApricot 2008-11-30 03:38:58 AM  
Oh, what the hell is this related link:

wincest?

 
mr. Belvedere 2008-11-30 03:41:14 AM  
Could anybody find the full index? The one in the article has only 15 of the 48 countries surveyed.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-11-30 04:01:40 AM  
No way Turkey is having more casual sex than Mexico, Greece, and Italy.

And- Britain's ranking was ascribed to factors such as the decline of religious scruples about extramarital sex, the growth of equal pay and equal rights for women and a highly sexualised popular culture.

WTF?

 
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