You know who else defiled Belgians with tattoo ink?

Snort. You've earned one (forbidden) donut for that headline!

Congrats to BuckTurgidson. And to Mrs Vicious of Hastings (the Sprouts), Mrs Childmolester of Worthing (the Phlegms); and of course the winner, Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards!

Farking Low Countries really live down to their name.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

China did it. (new window)

Belgian

Now now Subby, no need for that language.

On the other hand, it IS bacon we're talking about here.

I really doubt you'd be able to tattoo a pig if it actually hurt them, unless you physically restrained them. If thats the case, then I don't agree with it. Unless they are properly anesthetized (i.e before they are going to be slaughtered, or this is done after they are already dead)

But really, we exploit animals in the billions everyday whats the harm in putting colour on its skin?

If you want to see the vid, here the video pre-peat:

Ooooh, pretty colored bacon

Can't blame him. I've always wanted to pork Princess Jasmine, too.

And a hat tip to 433 . Splendid work, sir.

Oh goodie. More ads to block. Now from lifestyle. LOL

Seriously, why would anyone want Jasmine & Belle (at least I assume it's Belle) on a hog's ass????

Let's not call them anything. Let's just ignore them.

FriarReb98: Seriously, why would anyone want Jasmine & Belle (at least I assume it's Belle) on a hog's ass????

Major copyright infringement there, too.

Tattooing this on people seems to be accepted as unenforceable... but selling the workpiece on a nonperson is just like selling the image on a T-shirt.
And I assume Disney is going to be less than forgiving since their image is being tattooed on a pig.

433: You know who else defiled Belgians with tattoo ink?

I think you have had boobs in every thread I have looked at today.

\not complaining since you have made good use, just saying.

You know which other vile, biscuit-munching Belgian defiled his bacon with tattoo ink?

ftfa: Mr Delvoye recently sold a tattoo on the back of a Swiss man which depicts the Virgin Mary with a lifeless skull for a record €150,000.

The two men have agreed that when the man dies the purchaser will be able to keep the tattooed skin

I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

I'm not sure this is worth getting one's panties in a bunch over. However, it is most definitely stupid, and not art.

This would never fly in America... PETA

sugarmagnolia94: I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

No, a Swiss man got tattooed by Mr. Delvoye. Some unnamed third party bought the tattoo, and when the Swiss man dies, the third party will get to keep the Swiss man's skin.

Trying to think of something about silk purses and sow's ears, but I can't really come up with anything...Princess Jasmine on a pork butt is way too distracting.

Starry Heavens: sugarmagnolia94: I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

No, a Swiss man got tattooed by Mr. Delvoye. Some unnamed third party bought the tattoo, and when the Swiss man dies, the third party will get to keep the Swiss man's skin.

so who gets the money? the 'artist' or the guy who's gonna be buried without back skin?

I love their waffles.

skinink: I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Vegetables have no say in the matter, being that that same feces (aka manure) is a popular fertilizer. Eat that!

Andralynn: I really doubt you'd be able to tattoo a pig if it actually hurt them, unless you physically restrained them. If thats the case, then I don't agree with it. Unless they are properly anesthetized (i.e before they are going to be slaughtered, or this is done after they are already dead)

But really, we exploit animals in the billions everyday whats the harm in putting colour on its skin?

People have been ear tagging/marking and branding cattle and other livestock for a couple centuries now. Business as usual.

Hey, Farkers: I gotta wonderful idea!

1. Have a contest where everyone dreams up cartoons which are extremely offensive to Moslems;

2. Narrow it down to the best 100 entries, and have these tattooed on pigs' skins;

3. Display the porkers in question, as a living art show;

4. Kill them and eat them, and sell their skins on Ebay;

5. Watch and laugh our ases off when Moslems round the world riot and kill 50-100 of their own kind, like they did over that Danish Cartoon;

6. After it is all over, make an announcement that was our intention all along.

Sound like fun?

stuartlittle: so who gets the money? the 'artist' or the guy who's gonna be buried without back skin?

Apparently the Swiss man. Mr. Delvoye may not have been involved with the selling at all. Random source (^)

/"the third party" has now been renamed "the German collector"

Ilse Koch nods approvingly (from the low-rent section of downtown Hell).

olddinosaur: Ilse Koch nods approvingly (from the low-rent section of downtown Hell).

Wow, you sure know your Nazis. Now I'm scared.

Old news?
I liked his shiat assembly line better - also his x-ray porn (NSFW)

Starry Heavens: sugarmagnolia94: I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

No, a Swiss man got tattooed by Mr. Delvoye. Some unnamed third party bought the tattoo, and when the Swiss man dies, the third party will get to keep the Swiss man's skin.

Can you even legally keep someone's SKIN like that?

i've been wanting to do something akin to this for quite some time. during my apprenticeship i tattooed many a pig's ear, but never a live or sedated pig hide...tho i have seen pictures of piggys with full back pieces.

maybe some farker can help me...if i were to tattoo, stretch and frame a square of hide, would i need to tan it before or after the tattoo process OR could i just get away with airtight sealing?

433: You know who else defiled Belgians with tattoo ink?

That's a farking big win right there.

well done subby.

Barakku: Can you even legally keep someone's SKIN like that?

Heck if I know the laws of Belgium, Germany, or whatever the relevant countries are. It seems like a somewhat tricky issue...

Barakku: Starry Heavens: sugarmagnolia94: I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

No, a Swiss man got tattooed by Mr. Delvoye. Some unnamed third party bought the tattoo, and when the Swiss man dies, the third party will get to keep the Swiss man's skin.

Can you even legally keep someone's SKIN like that?

Don't know about skin, but bones are Just Fine (SFW, maybe)

Starry Heavens: sugarmagnolia94: I don't understand this. Isn't the "swiss man" the purchaser? why would he have to agree to keep his own skin...?

No, a Swiss man got tattooed by Mr. Delvoye. Some unnamed third party bought the tattoo, and when the Swiss man dies, the third party will get to keep the Swiss man's skin.

Roald Dahl wrote that short story sixty years ago, and it's finally come true!

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

I can has foot massage?

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Do you like dogs?
Do you,like so many others,let them lick you?


/just sayin
//no the dog mouth is not cleaner than yours
///oh and they love to roll in it
////theirs and others
///nasty animals
//moran
/slashy

don't forget bacon!

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skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Raised Hampshires as a young'un, they pooped on one side of their pen, slept and ate on the other. Tastiest friends I ever Ate.....

Am I the only one that remembers seeing this article already? We already bished about PETA yadda yadda yadda. How this guy is a farking idiot because pigs don't deserve this and yadda yadda yadda.. Anybody else besides me?

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

All is untrue. Pigs are clean and smart. The only way a pig would wallow in shiat would be if it was forced to do so (i.e., if it was kept in an uncleaned pen). However, pigs raised in unclean conditions will become sick, and probably die.