Awwww...did she have to pay someone to notice her?

This looks bad, for old mama.

She always looks like a mortician did her makeup. Batshiat insane she is.

Once was hot

I submitted this with a money-er headline.

No worries. Just toss another pardon on the pile.

FTFA: There is no evidence that Harris or Goode, who lost re-election bids in 2006 and 2008 respectively, engaged in any illegal behavior in response to the contributions, according to DOJ.

Old news is old. And mislabeled.

Let Morticia go write a book or something.

I'm so glad that Virgil Goode is out of office.

Needs more hotlinked pics.

DarkJohnson, I believe the correct phrase would be "this is bad news, for old mama."

Which one is she again?

No, she is not under investigation. She has already been cleared. She's not even the subject of the article.

Does nobody on Fark read the articles they're greenlighting? Why the hell do so many of these slip through with a headline on a completely different tangent than the article they submitted?

Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

She is batty however, she's a way more capable politician than Palin on the GOP side!

TheShavingofOccam123: Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

And her knees point unsatisfactorily.

Rebochan: No, she is not under investigation. She has already been cleared. She's not even the subject of the article.

Does nobody on Fark read the articles they're greenlighting? Why the hell do so many of these slip through with a headline on a completely different tangent than the article they submitted?

In 2004, serving in Congress, Harris received $32,000 in similarly refunded illegal campaign contributions from executives of a defense contractor, MZM Inc., whose chief executive, Mitchell Wade, admitted to bribing a Congress member.

In the debate, Harris said she again didn't know of the illegal source.

"The courts went out of their way to say there was no way I could know," she said in the debate.

In fact, prosecutors in the Wade case, not a court, said they had no evidence that Wade had told Harris the money was illegal. They did not say Harris could not have known. Several of her former aides have been questioned by the FBI and Department of Justice in the investigation.

After receiving the contributions, Harris sought a $10 million "earmark" appropriation for a contract for Wade's company.

She said in the debate that she has nothing to hide concerning that earmark or any other.

"I have also wanted extraordinary transparency," she said. "I've published those [earmarks]. Everyone can see my requests. ... The senator will not show his requests because of the tieback to those who may have contributed to him."

Nelson has in fact published his earmarks.

Although Harris did provide the Tribune a list of her earmarks at the paper's request, she has refused to provide documents describing the MZM project.

Harris contends those documents are classified, but former campaign staff members, who don't have security clearances, have said they saw the documents.

433: TheShavingofOccam123: Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

And her knees point unsatisfactorily.

and omg the front cinch is unbuckled. she is in for a rough ride.

/and i'm just the gaucho to give her one

I'm impressed! Republicans who aren't busted for diddling little boys or strangers in rest rooms.

TheShavingofOccam123: Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

Whoa. Well spotted. Nothing says "publicity shot" like an incorrectly set up horse.

/not sarcastic

TheShavingofOccam123: 433: TheShavingofOccam123: Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

And her knees point unsatisfactorily.

and omg the front cinch is unbuckled. she is in for a rough ride.

/and i'm just the gaucho to give her one

I heard that in Stephen Colbert's voice...HA HA!

Ah, how I've missed the Katie Harris threads.

Allow me to point out that I would readily volunteer to bang the crazy right out of her, or die trying.

TheShavingofOccam123:

Dude, I don't care if she's innocent or guilty, the article in this link mentions her name twice, she is not the subject of the article, and the text of the article says she has been cleared. The details you bring up are nowhere to be found in the article listed. If the subby wants to send in a link with the title "Rep. Katherine Harris possibly under investigation for bribery", then at the very least the article should be about Katherine Harris. You can be 100% right in your response, but that doesn't change the fact that the article in the link is not about Katherine Harris or her own issues related to this.

I'm just tired of greenlit articles that are completely different from the titles they're getting greenlit for. It's not even a partisan issue - commie or fascist, they're just not getting read before they're getting posted. This one didn't even tell a joke to make up for it.

gilgigamesh: Ah, how I've missed the Katie Harris threads.

Allow me to point out that I would readily volunteer to bang the crazy right out of her, or die trying.

Are you kidding? Seriously? Damn, how low does one have to go to volunteer to screw Katherine "hey, look at my cans, I'm serious!" Harris?

Jack Acid: Once was hot

The horse, or the horse riding the horse?

/not hot, not even close

n addition to pleading guilty to bribing Cunningham, Wade has admitted to funneling $78,000 in illegal campaign contributions to Rep. Virgil Goode (R-Va.) and former Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.)

Tsk. Shoulda funneled it thru untraceable prepaid credit card internet donations using names like 'Test Person' and 'Jgtj Jfggjjfgj'. You know, like a Democrat.

TheShavingofOccam123: Jack Acid: Once was hot

her stirrups are too low. and her flank cinch is too loose.

Yes, if she did anything other than sit there for her photo op, she'd end up covered in actual shiat

YAY MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX!!!!

Weird. I saw Katherine Harris's name in the headline, but I read it as "Michelle Bachmann." Funny how the mind works...

FormlessOne: Are you kidding? Seriously? Damn, how low does one have to go to volunteer to screw Katherine "hey, look at my cans, I'm serious!" Harris?

I am not kidding. There is something about that crazy fundamentalist whackjob that drives me to distraction.

Maybe its the cans. Yes, that's it. The cans.

Robochan
wejash
engaged in any illegal behavior in response to the contributions, according to DOJ.

She has already been cleared..


She did get defeated. How was she supposed to pay back the $78k in illegally funneled campaign contributions that she received?

It does not say she has been cleared. It says, there is no evidence she engaged in illegal behavior. Subby says she is possibly under investigation. Presuming the purpose of an investigation is to uncover evidence, I don't think its unlikely that she is being investigated. I would like to know where the money went just in case she donated it to a militant Islamic group, Sarah Palin's church, Robert Mugabe or Manolo Blahnik.

I hope they prosecute this more quickly than the Rep. William Jefferson bribery case.

http://www.youtube.com/user/ChangeDotGov

Weekly address is up.

Did CBS bite on some forged documents again?

FTA : "Wade has admitted to funneling $78,000 in illegal campaign contributions to Rep. Virgil Goode (R-Va.) and former Rep. Katherine Harris (R-Fla.), as well as steering gifts to Defense Department employees in an effort to get them to help his company, MZM Inc. Wade paid a $1 million to the Federal Election Commission over these improper contributions. There is no evidence that Harris or Goode, who lost re-election bids in 2006 and 2008 respectively, engaged in any illegal behavior in response to the contributions, according to DOJ."

Over a half-dozen people are doing jail-time due to Wade's briberies.
This wasn't a bribe.

There's no evidence that Harris personally profited from Wade, there's no evidence that she knew (or even should have known) about the illegal contributions, finally there's no evidence that she did anything illegal in connection with this - or anything else.

//Still haven't gotten over your outrage in her NOT violating the law as Florida Secretary of State
//so Gore could selectively recount his way to victory?
//Suck it Libs.

She did try to get Florida citrus growers to buy magic water from a con man a few years ago so she's also embarrassingly stupid in addition to being corrupt.

Well, it's not like we elected a CEO of a defense company as vice-president and then had him start a war overseas that enriched his company. That would just be stupid.

milk_plus

She did try to get Florida citrus growers to buy magic water

Ha ha. I had forgotten that. Good one milk.

Rovian: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChangeDotGov

Weekly address is up.

Obama should put his prompter below the camera. It's somewhat distracting putting it to the left.

RevMerc

Obama should put his prompter below the camera.

I remember when the teleprompter talking point was still fresh, right before he accepted the nomination

I would absolutely love to see this woman brought to justice. Hell... I've been waiting for about eight years for the possibility that she might be brought to justice.

Obvious tag must have been trampled to death yesterday.

Rovian: RevMerc

Obama should put his prompter below the camera.

I remember when the teleprompter talking point was still fresh, right before he accepted the nomination

I don't think that's where the Rev was going with that.

co-conspirator: No worries. Just toss another pardon on the pile.

now that is a good one... lol

Linux_Yes: is that the same Katherine Harris who helped George,Inc. wouldn't help Al Gore steal the 2000 election???

Yup, the very same.

Gilgigamesh: "Allow me to point out that I would readily volunteer to bang the crazy right out of her, or die trying."

You are as sick as she is........or mighty desperate, one. I wouldn't admit that on a public forum!!

Yuck on her!!

T

gilgigamesh: FormlessOne: Are you kidding? Seriously? Damn, how low does one have to go to volunteer to screw Katherine "hey, look at my cans, I'm serious!" Harris?

I am not kidding. There is something about that crazy fundamentalist whackjob that drives me to distraction.

Maybe its the cans. Yes, that's it. The cans.

Think of it this way: there's the remote chance, no matter how much protection you use, that you'll have to deal with a kid resulting from such a union. Could you maintain a hard-on with that thought?

Hell, I certainly couldn't.

Harris is the one on the right.

bmasso: Linux_Yes: is that the same Katherine Harris who helped George,Inc. wouldn't help Al Gore steal the 2000 election???

Yup, the very same.

Yeah, if there's one thing this article proves, it's that Katherine Harris is a voice for justice and fairness in Florida politics. Not like that crooked NOBEL PRIZE WINNER Al Gore.