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(Canoe) Weird French appeals court says Voodoo dolls of President Nicolas Sarkozy may remain on sale, but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity   (cnews.canoe.ca) divider line 33
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OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-11-28 03:18:58 PM  
Do that voodoo, that you do, so well...

forwardtoyesterday.com

 
Dilbert J. Galt 2008-11-28 05:08:44 PM  
but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity

What dignity? He's a politician.

 
BlackArt 2008-11-28 06:07:14 PM  
You say that as if it is a bad thing.

 
Theological Farker 2008-11-28 06:08:42 PM  
OlafTheBent: Do that voodoo, that you do, so well...

That's HEDLEY!

 
Crazy Bacon Legs 2008-11-28 06:09:25 PM  
Dignity Voodoo dolls?

Now I've seen everything!

 
winterwhile 2008-11-28 06:10:43 PM  
Are the French white flags of surrender being sold to the Chairman Obama camp?

One could make some money here. I see riches.....

 
Mercutio74 2008-11-28 06:15:08 PM  
winterwhile: Are the French white flags of surrender being sold to the Chairman Obama camp?

It's like trolling, but so bereft of life or context.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-11-28 06:15:19 PM  
"It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks."

 
godofusa.com 2008-11-28 06:17:28 PM  
Sarkozy is awesome and I would love to meet him, shake his hand, and then plead on my knees that his wife sit on my face after a bike ride.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-11-28 06:19:40 PM  
FTA: "Nicolas Sarkozy: The Voodoo Manual" costs 12.95 euros (US$16.50) and includes a handbook and 12 pins

Now I'm curious.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-11-28 06:23:55 PM  
Mercutio74: winterwhile: Are the French white flags of surrender being sold to the Chairman Obama camp?

It's like trolling, but so bereft of life or context.


Ya know...it's really nice having winterwhile on ignore...UNTIL SOMEONE QUOTES HIM.

Just saying.

 
Mercutio74 2008-11-28 06:31:42 PM  
PizzaJedi81: Ya know...it's really nice having winterwhile on ignore...UNTIL SOMEONE QUOTES HIM.

Just saying.


Sorry.

/It's just he was so uninteresting, and deriviative
//And tonight was the first night I've seen him on Fark

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-11-28 06:33:50 PM  
fanbladesaresharp: FTA: "Nicolas Sarkozy: The Voodoo Manual" costs 12.95 euros (US$16.50) and includes a handbook and 12 pins

Now I'm curious.


Cool idea, actually. Can we buy the patent and diversify the catalog?
"George W. Bush: The Voodoo Manual"
"Barack H. Obama: The Voodoo Manual" (Just being fair)
"Osama bin Laden: " ""
You get the idea. We could really make bank on this.

 
Excen 2008-11-28 06:40:42 PM  
You have to have the person's hair in order to make a proper voodoo doll, in addition to other things. This doesn't even qualify as anything other than a cloth doll with a marketing gimmick. I'm wondering if the doll manufacturer has an agreement with Sarcozy's barber or do you need to collect it yourself.

/I don't practice Santeria
//I don't got no crystal ball

 
Tommy Moo 2008-11-28 06:43:42 PM  
Free publicity. BS. Someone slipped someone some money for this. The thing now has that sort-of-but-not-really-banned forbidden mystique and is still sitting on store shelves? Riiiiiiiiight.

 
LewDux 2008-11-28 06:45:06 PM  
Crazy Bacon Legs: Dignity Voodoo dolls?

Treating these dolls with dignity is sure way to ruin politician's career. Brilliant!

/You know what
I like the politicians
No dignity, no doubt

 
jtfx 2008-11-28 06:51:26 PM  
Came for hot first lady pics. left disappointed...

 
Yajnas 2008-11-28 06:56:58 PM  
jtfx: Came for hot first lady pics. left disappointed...

So much this.

 
Excen 2008-11-28 07:01:16 PM  
jtfx: Came for hot first lady pics. left disappointed...

www.wmagazine.com

/To the winner goes the contents of Eric's wallet. . .

 
D-Wolf2k2 2008-11-28 07:10:26 PM  
OlafTheBent: Do that voodoo, that you do, so well...

Dammit! I didn't Cut You Off At The Pass!!!

 
Bagelox-99 2008-11-28 07:24:43 PM  
Dilbert J. Galt: but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity

What dignity? He's a politician.


A short, unpleasant, creepy-looking politican married to a much taller, world-class-hot ex-model. It don't get much less dignified than that unless he's leading her around muzzled and on a chain.

/not my kink, in case you're wondering

 
CaesarSneezy 2008-11-28 07:24:58 PM  
Who do?

 
LewDux 2008-11-28 07:32:12 PM  
Bagelox-99: A short, unpleasant, creepy-looking politican married to a much taller, world-class-hot ex-model. It don't get much less dignified than that unless he's leading her around muzzled and on a chain.

French-Italian princesses are often attracted to money and power, and he has both, and you know it.

 
Redscum 2008-11-28 07:37:58 PM  
Bagelox-99: Dilbert J. Galt: but must carry a notice saying that pricking them harms the president's dignity

What dignity? He's a politician.

A short, unpleasant, creepy-looking politican married to a much taller, world-class-hot ex-model. It don't get much less dignified than that unless he's leading her around muzzled and on a chain.

/not my kink, in case you're wondering


img141.imageshack.us

Not a politician I know, but that's what immediately sprung to mind. Fits quite well other than that.

 
Assimilate This 2008-11-28 07:52:22 PM  
Gyrfalcon: fanbladesaresharp: FTA: "Nicolas Sarkozy: The Voodoo Manual" costs 12.95 euros (US$16.50) and includes a handbook and 12 pins

Now I'm curious.

Cool idea, actually. Can we buy the patent and diversify the catalog?
"George W. Bush: The Voodoo Manual"
"Barack H. Obama: The Voodoo Manual" (Just being fair)
"Osama bin Laden: " ""
You get the idea. We could really make bank on this.


While I'm sure the Bush one would make bank, the Obama book would get banned and the author jailed.

 
Bagelox-99 2008-11-28 07:58:39 PM  
LewDux: French-Italian princesses are often attracted to money and power, and he has both, and you know it.

You talk like a money-and-power-farker, you know that?

/and you smell funny. Get out of my head.

 
Sonderling 2008-11-28 08:09:05 PM  
What happens if you skip the pin, and just fap on it?

Sorry, I'm pretty fresh off the 4chan boat.

 
JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm 2008-11-28 08:29:57 PM  
Sarkozy's lawyer had asked that the dolls be withdrawn from sale, saying the president like any French person owns the right to his own image.

What an ass, he is the President and a public figure.

 
winterwhile 2008-11-28 08:41:20 PM  
I thought Chairman Obama was going to stop this?

Now that the left wing fantisy of love with the Muslims has been shot to death, again in Mumbai.

Can we learn from this again, and now just build a lot more Club Gitmo's? They are needed.

Gee reality is so hard on the left wing.

 
whizbang [TotalFark] 2008-11-28 11:51:06 PM  
jtfx: Came for hot first lady pics. left disappointed...

godofusa.com: Sarkozy is awesome and I would love to meet him, shake his hand, and then plead on my knees that his wife sit on my face after a bike ride.

obligatory:

i526.photobucket.comi526.photobucket.com

 
Pentaxian 2008-11-29 12:26:46 AM  
jtfx: Came for hot first lady pics. left disappointed...

Not a first lady yet...
img357.imageshack.us

But damn... She could also brake Carla Bruni like Bane broke the Bat.

 
funnypirate 2008-11-29 10:31:41 PM  
Excen: You have to have the person's hair in order to make a proper voodoo doll, in addition to other things. This doesn't even qualify as anything other than a cloth doll with a marketing gimmick. I'm wondering if the doll manufacturer has an agreement with Sarcozy's barber or do you need to collect it yourself.

/I don't practice Santeria
//I don't got no crystal ball


I thought that you needed 4 parts of somebody to make a voodoo doll.
upload.wikimedia.org

 
DemonEater 2008-12-01 06:58:50 AM  
Hell, that sticker should double sales.
Half of France hates Sarkozy in the same way that half of the US hated Bush.

 
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