Pilot Abilene returns.

damn, took me a second to get that headline.


/throws up the horns

in a porn video?

i've never listened to his music but he was great on SNL and the ESPY's.

Cthulhu awakens from his sleep...

Well, he ruined Nelly Furtado's career and now Chris Cornell's too what else is left for the guy to do.

/Timbabland creating a vortex of suck that would make a black hole envious
// Slayer vs. N*SYNC in a battle to death, that would seriously rule!

Now I've got that stuck in my head.

Suddenly, it is a good night!

//hotlinked like the devil

The sky is turning red, pierced from below, raining blood from a lacerated sky, awaiting the hour of reprisal, bleeding its horror

Bono, is that you?

Miss Stein: The sky is turning red, pierced from below, raining blood from a lacerated sky, awaiting the hour of reprisal, bleeding its horror

Bono, is that you?

I knew it! And all those preachers said the antiChrist would come from Eastern Europe....pppffffttt. Of course it was Ireland, people! The leprechauns and beer were all engineered to make us drop our suspicions.

What_Would_Jimi_Do: i've never listened to his music but he was great on SNL and the ESPY's.

i honestly think SNL should do whatever it takes to make him a regular cast member

he has some of the best SNL skits and videos from this decade, and i think throwing the money at him would show they mean business about being culturally relevant again

/like those late night injury lawyer ads

Repeat?

I only know this cos it's one of my personal greenlights.

Jeez - I should put a permanent "Get off my lawn" sign up right now. This was on Perez Hilton (that reputable site) days ago and it's just Lance Bass taking his last 0:15 minutes of fame.

If those are U2 lyrics, could someone point me to the source?

And could anyone explain why this was greenlit?

Fark is ... fading.

EllaFitzgerald: If those are U2 lyrics, could someone point me to the source?


Its a Slayer Song. And you should DIAF for mixing up U2 and Slayer.

/jk
//happy holidays

Fall unto me, the sky's crimson tears.

So Lance Bass said they could reunite with Timberlake, no plans, nothing definite, Timberlake doesn't even know and it's reported by some unknown site. Oh yeah, instant greenlight.

Best metal lyrics ever. Bono wishes he could write something as cool as that song.

Timberlake reminds me of Screech.

Truely, God Hate Us All.

They would make an absolutely ungodly amount of cash off the tour.

"re" creating it's structure???

Whorbal: Fall unto me, the sky's crimson tears.

Abolish the rules made of stone!

(Winamp - Add - Add Dir - mp3 - Slayer - Reign In Blood - OK - Play)

New Age Redneck: Well, he ruined Nelly Furtado's career and now Chris Cornell's too what else is left for the guy to do.

/Timbabland creating a vortex of suck that would make a black hole envious
// Slayer vs. N*SYNC in a battle to death, that would seriously rule!

5/10

Your problem was mentioning Slayer; nobody's gonna argue with a troll when they could talk about Slayer.

New Age Redneck
Well, he ruined Nelly Furtado's career and now Chris Cornell's too what else is left for the guy to do.

/Timbabland creating a vortex of suck that would make a black hole envious
// Slayer vs. N*SYNC in a battle to death, that would seriously rule!

You're confusing Justin Timberlake with Timbaland.

Why? They don't need the money, and they could get any woman under 26 to take her panties off for them. NSYNC stay broken up. We're doing fine without you.

death will be their acquiescence.
/did i spell that right?

Eh, at least it's not Backstreet Boys or Take That reuniting.

/oh, wait

That guy seriously needs to stick with acting, because honestly other than that horrible Mike Myers Love Guru movie, he does a pretty damn good job of it, without coming across like a douche (See Alpha Dog & Black Snake Moan). He's just a few more roles away from leaving his sissy little boy band image behind. This reunion would set his career back a decade.

xdedd: They would make an absolutely ungodly amount of cash off the tour.

And they would have to split it five ways... my guess is JT would want around 40-50%... he could run a solo tour and make as much.

Having N*Sync open for Slayer would result in a bloodbath as the Slaytanic Wehrmacht sets out to exterminate the unbelieving, culture-destroying vermin that are N*Sync fans in the mosh pit of Satan.

GOD HATES US ALL!

7th Son of a 7th Son: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Y YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! !!

/QFT
//\m/

Miss Stein: The sky is turning red, pierced from below, raining blood from a lacerated sky, awaiting the hour of reprisal, bleeding its horror

Bono, is that you?

blueviking: Miss Stein: The sky is turning red, pierced from below, raining blood from a lacerated sky, awaiting the hour of reprisal, bleeding its horror

Bono, is that you?

I knew it! And all those preachers said the antiChrist would come from Eastern Europe....pppffffttt. Of course it was Ireland, people! The leprechauns and beer were all engineered to make us drop our suspicions.

disgustip8ed: EllaFitzgerald: If those are U2 lyrics, could someone point me to the source?


Its a Slayer Song. And you should DIAF for mixing up U2 and Slayer.

/jk
//happy holidays

I knew these weren't U2 lyrics. I admit freely I have never heard of Slayer. But they do sound a bit copycat. Now get off my lawn.

Tori Amos does a truly creepy cover of Reign in Blood.

A pox on you, GoteamVenture!

/should have hit refresh befor posting mine.