I figured he had a giant penis.

There is nothing inappropriate about that.

The cover is about his cult. Not the President of the united States.

you lefties are mighty touchy when it comes to your savior.

Ima10urin8: There is nothing inappropriate about that.

The cover is about his cult. Not the President of the united States.

you lefties are mighty touchy when it comes to your savior.

It all started when he whipped his junk out in Iowa like some kind of zoot suit gigolo. That long-legged mack daddy.

Anyone care to translate the blurb that goes with it? I'm guessing "orgasmo" means orgasm...

dj_bigbird: Anyone care to translate the blurb that goes with it? I'm guessing "orgasmo" means orgasm...

pleeeeaassseeee?

Well, better get that banned from the US. Can't insult The One.

dj_bigbird: Anyone care to translate the blurb that goes with it? I'm guessing "orgasmo" means orgasm...

I started to, but it is tripping me up. Some verb usage looks to be idiomatic.

Although many people see him as a dangerous communist with horns and tail, and also black (not great, but a little black); although many people see in him little less than the figure of the Antichrist; in end, although many people believe that with him the end of the world will come, and not with the climatic change, that that thing about the climatic change is only an invention of leftists and trendies, the true thing is that a wide majority of this planet has felt the victory of Obama as an orgasm, a piece of orgasm.


mmmm....piece of orgasm...

dj_bigbird: Anyone care to translate the blurb that goes with it? I'm guessing "orgasmo" means orgasm...

My Spanish is rusty, but I *think* it says "Look at the pendulum and repeat with me"

"All is good"

"All is very good"

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I was so captivated by the "pendulum," I didn't even notice that block of text.

It reads "Obama Mania"

Then Obama is saying...
"Look at the pendulum [referring to his dick, censored, which is shown swinging] and repeat after me: everything is going well, everything is going very well"

Then the text to the side reads something like,

"Though many see him as a dangerous communist with horns and a tail, and black as well (not a lot, but a little bit black); though many see him as a little less than the figure of the Antichrist; in the end, though many believe that with him will come the end of the world, not from climate change, which is the invention of leftists and progress, the truth is the ample majority of this planet has felt the victory of Obama like an orgasm, a piece of orgasm."

I think it's actually ... a compliment, and the intended insult is to McCain supporters. At the same time that caricature is guaranteed to piss off Obama supporters.

So, whoever you supported: be mad now, unless you have a sense of humour.

the_cnidarian: I figured he had a giant penis.

He's half white...it shouldn't be half that length.

MacG: Well, better get that banned from the US. Can't insult The One.

Actually, it seems to be insulting right-wing douchebags and their ridiculous fear mongering, so it's OK, Our Savior (pbuh) has not been sullied.

Lionel Mandrake: MacG: Well, better get that banned from the US. Can't insult The One.

Actually, it seems to be insulting right-wing douchebags and their ridiculous fear mongering, so it's OK, Our Savior (pbuh) has not been sullied.

I'm sure Mr. Obama would be flattered by this depiction.

One was one, one has one. Eh...

They totally stole my idea...

Originally released in a Fark Photoshop competition (got 2nd place too):

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Although, I don't really care unless I can parlay that into $$$$$. ;)

Michelle is going to laugh her ass off when this gets forwarded to her.

Danielsan: I'm sure Mr. Obama would be flattered by this depiction.

Ha, ha wink, wink, nudge, nudge, NO!

The belief that black dudes have bigger equipment goes back to the 1800s, when they were trying to scare the white women away from the idea of "trying out" the black slaves. It was a part of a set of beliefs that basically said blacks were hung like horses because they were beasts of burden.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, (or not enough since I don't know Spanish), but to play off this joke would be just like if Hillary had won the nomination and the Presidency, and they depicted her obsessing over her makeup and clothes.

Google translates it to:

While many people see it as a dangerous communist with horns and tail, and also black (not much but a little black), although many see in it a little less than the figure of the Antichrist, in order, though many believe he will come with the end of the world, not climate change, that climate change is only an invention of leftist and pro, the truth is that a vast majority of this planet has felt the victory of Obama as an orgasm, a piece of orgasm .

Etchy333: Danielsan: I'm sure Mr. Obama would be flattered by this depiction.

Ha, ha wink, wink, nudge, nudge, NO!

The belief that black dudes have bigger equipment goes back to the 1800s, when they were trying to scare the white women away from the idea of "trying out" the black slaves. It was a part of a set of beliefs that basically said blacks were hung like horses because they were beasts of burden.

Maybe I'm reading too much into it, (or not enough since I don't know Spanish), but to play off this joke would be just like if Hillary had won the nomination and the Presidency, and they depicted her obsessing over her makeup and clothes.

Personally I think it has to do with Spanish obsession with race. There was the whole incident with the British race car driver Lewis Hamilton who is also half black/white, as well as the black Arsenal footballer. And Samuel Eto'o. Spain has a serious problem with racism.

Ima10urin8: There is nothing inappropriate about that.

The cover is about his cult. Not the President of the united States.

you lefties are mighty touchy when it comes to your savior.

Do you see anyone complaining?

Hmm, you righties seem to live on making shiat up.

Atillathepun Do you see anyone complaining?

Yes, I do.

Todays inappropriate magazine cover


what's so inappropriate about the cover?

Ima10urin8: Atillathepun Do you see anyone complaining?

Yes, I do.

Todays inappropriate magazine cover


what's so inappropriate about the cover?

Jokes about the soon-to-be US President's penis aren't pushing the envelope just a tad for an actual print publication?

Can we get Obama to recreate that picture in real-time, minus the black bar? Thanks.

It's a bit tacky.

Etchy333:

The belief that black dudes have bigger equipment goes back to the 1800s, when they were trying to scare the white women away from the idea of "trying out" the black slaves. It was a part of a set of beliefs that basically said blacks were hung like horses because they were beasts of burden.


I may be mistaken, but I thought that the belief that black dudes have bigger equipment stemed from the fact that they do, in fact, have bigger equipment.

*shrug*

;)

If they removed the bar, we could see what everyone one on the left has been sucking on for the last couple of months.

/I just couldn't resist.

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: If they removed the bar, we could see what everyone one on the left has been sucking on for the last couple of months.

/I just couldn't resist.

Your punishment for that joke, will be having to view photos of McCain's shrivelled junk... ...with Freeper-slobber still all over it.

;)

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: If they removed the bar, we could see what everyone one on the left has been sucking on for the last couple of months.

...and what you'll be sucking for the next four to eight years.

/I couldn't resist either

Occam's Chainsaw

Its a play on his masses more so than a play on the man.

Jokes about the soon-to-be US President's penis aren't pushing the envelope just a tad for an actual print publication


jokes about the soon to be is unacceptable

jokes about other Presidents are acceptable?


You get the cover now?

JohnnyC: Satan's Superfluous Nipple: If they removed the bar, we could see what everyone one on the left has been sucking on for the last couple of months.

...and what you'll be sucking for the next four to eight years.

/I couldn't resist either

Lame comeback is lame.

/First time to use an internet meme.
//It was as weak as your retort.

General Zang: I may be mistaken, but I thought that the belief that black dudes have bigger equipment stemed from the fact that they do, in fact, have bigger equipment.

Someone did a scientific study a couple of years back and it turns out Mexicans have bigger junk than Blacks, although the brothers were second. Honkeys were number three.

If you have to ask about the Asians...

Ima10urin8: There is nothing inappropriate about that.

The cover is about his cult. Not the President of the united States.

you lefties are mighty touchy when it comes to your savior.

Just because something is called inappropriate doesn't make the person that said it "touchy"

I would say putting a caracture of any elected leader on the cover of a magazine and including a (flattering?) racial steriotype is plain inappropriate

/oh, and welcome to my favorites list
//the shaded background helps me keep tabs on you freepers

Ima10urin8: There is nothing inappropriate about that.

The cover is about his cult. Not the President of the united States.

you lefties are mighty touchy when it comes to your savior.

You folks sure are quick to assign him messiah and savior status. Doesn't that violate one of your Old Testament rules?

One day you'll stop being bitter because you supported the guy who made an obvious show of lying and whoring, yet you didn't notice.

Ima10urin8: Its a play on his masses more so than a play on the man.

Jokes about the soon-to-be US President's penis aren't pushing the envelope just a tad for an actual print publication


jokes about the soon to be is unacceptable

jokes about other Presidents are acceptable?


You get the cover now?

Nope, still don't get it. Presidential penis jokes, whether they be about current, former, or future presidents, just aren't tasteful. Sure, tasteless is par for the course around here; were your average Fark poster to make a Bush / Obama / Carter / Zombie Reagan penis joke, I wouldn't bat an eye. For the cover of what is ostensibly a news magazine? Not so much.

Ima10urin8: Its a play on his masses more so than a play on the man.

Holy FARK you're stupid. Have you bothered to read the translation provided? It basically calls all the right-wing extremist critics of Obama ridiculous asshats and says his election was a good thing for the world.

But you go ahead and imagine it to mean whatever makes you feel like a winner!

El Jueves? The Thursday? That's a new one for me.

Everyone's thinking it, they just said it.

A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

Callindril: mmmm....piece of orgasm...

"Pedazo de..." is like "One hell of a ...."

So, yeah, everyone is thinking it, but El Jueves just said it. That's exactly what that magazine does. They were even forced to remove a magazone from newsstands last year because they made fun of the royal family. It was pretty nasty. (Albeit hilarious)

Ima10urin8: A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

And I might add that the majority of Spainiards freaking love Obama. Hell Barcelona and artistcreated the biggest Obama face on the beach. Pic (nueva pestaña)

Ima10urin8: A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of your g string.

Ima10urin8: A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

Man, it's harder and harder to tell who's right-wing retard and who's a troll pretending to be a right-wing retard.

But, in the end, you're a retard either way.

Lionel Mandrake
further proof you can't fix stupid


NicoFinn
Ima10urin8: A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

And I might add that the majority of Spainiards freaking love Obama. Hell Barcelona and artistcreated the biggest Obama face on the beach. Pic (nueva pestaña)


Exactly

Lionel Mandrake: Ima10urin8: A little Spanish humor has the Obamaniac's panties in an uproar

Man, it's harder and harder to tell who's right-wing retard and who's a troll pretending to be a right-wing retard.

But, in the end, you're a retard either way.

It's just so easy to troll the people that love Obama unconditionally. Even if you voted for him because you just thought he would do a better job than McCain, it's still fun to take jabs at the True Believers^tm.

Atillathepun


your chin looks like my ball sack. God's honest truth

Satan's Superfluous Nipple: Oh look! He did the ^tm thing to turn it back around on everyone else! My, what an inspired wit! Thou has slain, sir, slain!

It's a well established scientific fact that the more dominate African-American gene correlates to larger genitalia than the rest of what-the-fark ever bullshiat races ya'll inherited.

This is why subservient liberals pine after us and want to give us free-stuff like jobs, wellfare and political support.

Liberals are also 9 to 10 times more likely to subscribe to internet porn sites such as skinnywhitechickspenetratedbyhugeblackdicks.com and blackattackalloverwhitebiatchfaces.com

Meanwhile, the right are threatened by our larger penis-sizes (and rightly so), so they naturally attempt to deprive us of stuff, like liberty and freedom and stuff. (see: slavery, drug-wars, segregation.)

In the end, it feels good to know that at the end of a rowdy sex-session, the woman (or women) leaves the encounter satisfied. Being bi-racial, I would assume that Obama gets to experience this result at least 50% of the time.

Ima10urin8: Atillathepun


your chin looks like my ball sack. God's honest truth

What an amazing coincidence since you chin has my ballsack on it.