boy legislators have a penis, girl legislators have a vagina

Whoo iz your daddy and vat duss he know?

That headline makes no farking sense.

/it's not a too-mah

Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

I came here for the "too-mah". I can leave satisfied.

cretinbob: Whoo iz your daddy and vat duss he know?

ARE DESE ALL YOUR LUNCHES?!

*shakes head*

(picks up kid and shakes him)

YOU MEAN YOU EAT ODDER PEEPOLS LUNCHES?!

*nods*

STOP IT!!!

*spits out lunch*

OH GOD.... (drops kid)

cretinbob: Whoo iz your daddy and vat duss he know?


I believe the correct quote was:

"whooz your daddy and vat duss he do?

In my mind, this is a photoshop contest.

Swarzenegger, who's that?

Perhaps he should order them to leave the capitol through aviation, but using a vehicle that has rotors rather than wings.

oh screw the setup

GET TO THE CHOPPA

lolmadillo: Perhaps he should order them to leave the capitol through aviation, but using a vehicle that has rotors rather than wings.

oh screw the setup

GET TO THE CHOPPA

Dammit, no point in posting now.

Stop it! Stop whining!

Goddamnit...Schwarzenegger is NOT FUNNY for those of us that have this mumbling idiot as a governor. He's even more inept than the inept moron he replaced!

Maybe it's a too-mer!

Oh. I thought I skimmed the thread but it was in the third post.

Came here for someone calling out the submitter/fark on the bad grammar, left satisfied.

JDIAH GDizzleCKY: Swarzenegger, who's that?

When he immigrated, his name was changed to "Arnold Blackplowman".

everybody!

S-C-H-W-A-R-Z-E-N-E-G-G-E-R

/bell ring for subby

TheR0CK:
"whooz your daddy and vat duss he do?"

My daddy's a gynecologist and he looks at vaginas all day long

I know now vhy it iss you cry.

/wrong movie, I know
//shut up!

and he's the biggest bully of them all.