Didn't the Jonas Brothers fall through the ice and drown while filming the Stephen Colbert Christmas Special.

I hate their music, and I hate their shtick, but I gotta respect the fact that they sleep on a pile of money surrounded by young women eager for their cawks.

The Icelander: surrounded by young women eager for their cawks.

Alas, the comely lads are chaste and seek not the carnal pleasures of the nubile vagina unless within the bonds of holy matrimony. Thus, being surrounded by the wanton, lustful lasses would only serve to exacerbate their raging hormonal urges and strain the vows to remain celibate.

Either that or they get more wet pussy than an underwater cat groomer.

DslainteC: Didn't the Jonas Brothers fall through the ice and drown while filming the Stephen Colbert Christmas Special.

LOL. I would have preferred that they got mauled by the bear.

That show was like a cross between Pee Wee's Playhouse and SNL's "It's a Gumby Christmas, Dammit."

DslainteC: The Icelander: surrounded by young women eager for their cawks.

Alas, the comely lads are chaste and seek not the carnal pleasures of the nubile vagina unless within the bonds of holy matrimony. Thus, being surrounded by the wanton, lustful lasses would only serve to exacerbate their raging hormonal urges and strain the vows to remain celibate.

Either that or they get more wet pussy than an underwater cat groomer.

The Disney machine forces their latest creations to swear that they are chaste. Remember they made Britney Spears do that whole routine herself.

As if more proof were needed that Russell Brand is on the downside of his ill-deserved Fifteen Minutes, wildly flailing at anything that will keep him in the public eye for a few more moments...

I fully expect that by this time next year he'll be doing "Pro-Celebrity Mixed Martial Arts" and "Get Me Out Of Here, I'm A Has-Been"

This guy seems like a real ass, but he was perfect in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

I farked the Judds

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