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(JSOnline) Sappy Widow who was married to a Neil Diamond impersonator finally gets to the meet the real Neil Diamond. "He was pointing at me and flirting with me from the stage."   (jsonline.com) divider line 26
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433 [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 03:03:04 AM  
Well, that game of "Spot the Groupie" went well for Neil that night, didn't it?

 
Brettster808 [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 03:25:42 AM  
I'm guessing that her husband doesn't send her flowers anymore. You know, since he's dead and all.

 
Doooom [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 03:29:12 AM  
One of my ex-girlfriends' mom was a Neil Diamond fan and would go see a Neil Diamond impersonator perform at least once a year.

I should have known then and there to run away as fast as I could.

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 03:40:17 AM  
I love Neil Diamond.....Holly Holy is probably my favorite song, followed by Solitary Man.

 
BoneStorm 2008-11-26 05:00:04 AM  
Neil is god.

 
433 [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 06:19:29 AM  
BoneStorm: Neil Lemmy is god.

FTFY, let he slit your throat with the only card he needs, bludgeon with a bass, or mole you to death.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 06:23:38 AM  
she popped her neil diamond cherry...baby.

 
yarnothuntin 2008-11-26 06:28:06 AM  
What a slut

 
Confabulat [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 06:42:51 AM  
I've been dying to see this movie but can't find it anywhere.

Neil Diamond is God, or at least a very inspirational seagull.

 
Jellee Bean 2008-11-26 07:03:39 AM  
Confabulat

you can find Jonathan Livingston Seagull on ebay.

hubby managed to find it online to download as well.

great soundtrack to a great little movie.

 
Forecaster18 2008-11-26 07:38:02 AM  
NEIL DIAMOND THREAD!!!

images.amazon.com

The farking master.

 
fapologist 2008-11-26 08:01:52 AM  
I like Neil Diamond.

wouldn't lick his taint or nothin', but I do like his music.


/Never sleep with a complete stranger. Fark an amputee

 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-26 08:19:11 AM  
Just wait until she finds out he likes that freaky porn you can't send through the mail.

/And how he hates immigrants

 
Marisyana 2008-11-26 08:22:55 AM  
Forecaster18: NEIL DIAMOND THREAD!!!



The farking master.

Hot August Night
: One of the best live albums ever. Also one of the worst album covers ever.

/invisible giant penis

 
varmitydog 2008-11-26 08:27:45 AM  
Diamond wouldn't meet with her until they made a movie about them that won a trendy award and the man who was impersonating him up and died. And now it's supposed to be mighty magnanimous of him to do so?

I don't know if I would want to meet a man who makes a living off of impersonating me either, it would give him a closer look at my mannerisms and an opportunity to sport fun at them. On the other hand, if you impersonated my singing all you would have to do is to put an electric cattle prod to the dog, so I guess it's a moot point.

 
Clarence Potter 2008-11-26 09:06:45 AM  
Ebert had a positive review about a documentary someone did all about Lightning and Thunder (new window).

 
tbookman 2008-11-26 09:24:12 AM  
dittybopper: Just wait until she finds out he likes that freaky porn you can't send through the mail.

/And how he hates immigrants


You know, he once killed a drifter just to get an erection.

 
PYROY 2008-11-26 09:27:29 AM  
Didn't he kill a hobo? That's pretty awesome.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 09:49:39 AM  
Was her husband one of these guys?

www.yourprops.com

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 10:40:13 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was her husband one of these guys?

The singing of "Holly Holy" during the closing credits of "Saving Silverman" is one of my favorite moments of the film. I'd love to see a musical analysis of the buildup of tension during the "Sing.... Sing... Sing it... Sing it... Sing it... Yeah!" portion of the song. That transition just feels so good. Why is that?

/// Sorry for asking a totally gey question

 
srhp29 2008-11-26 11:21:33 AM  
I get the same thing from strippers. Always looking at me and flirting with me. It is SO obvious they want me.

 
WFern 2008-11-26 02:12:52 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was her husband one of these guys?

Came for Saving Silverman, leaving satisfied.

 
GoteamVenture 2008-11-26 05:06:05 PM  
WFern: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Was her husband one of these guys?

Came for Saving Silverman, leaving satisfied.


Im going left....I'M GOING RIGHT

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2008-11-26 05:47:01 PM  
Doooom: One of my ex-girlfriends' mom was a Neil Diamond fan and would go see a Neil Diamond impersonator perform at least once a year.

I should have known then and there to run away as fast as I could.


How many sisters did you date?

 
katerbug72 2008-11-26 11:06:07 PM  
I love his music.
Solitary Man is a song I could listen to everyday.

runs off to listen it
slashie button isn`t working right

 
radioman_ 2008-11-27 11:43:27 AM  
I need to see "The Jazz Singer" again because I don't get nearly enough Arnaz & Olivier together.

 
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