That's so meta.

I weep for the future.

Your weeping is really kiboshing this awesome wake.

How do people sleep through a party of 25 people under the age of 21?

/maybe they lied

Not news: 22 arrested at underage drinking party. News: Cops found out about the party via Facebook Fark: Party was being held to honor friend who died as a result of an underage drinking party.

FTFY.


/idk seems better to me
/whatever
/l
/o
/l
/c
/a
/t

When questioned, suspect heard saying to the cop: "Aww, c'mon man, we were just doing what we thought he wanted us to, can't you let it slide just this once?"

/DNRTFA
//said this once at the wake for my uncle who used to buy me booze
///not to a cop, to my mom
////didn't work then either

The cops should be scolded for stopping a necessary culling.

The parents of the teen who lived in the house where party took place said they were asleep at the time and had no idea there was anything going on. Police said the parents will most likely face charges.

Great excuse, better than the parenting!

WAIT !!!!!
The police look at Facebook????

/Better remove those pictures of the dead midget hookers, and fields of illeagle Tequila.
//heh ...heh ....just kidding
///Nothing to see her, move along .....move along citizen ....

//I Keed

Pud: WAIT !!!!!
The police look at Facebook????

/Better remove those pictures of the dead midget hookers, and fields of illeagle Tequila.
//heh ...heh ....just kidding
///Nothing to see her, move along .....move along citizen ....

//I Keed

Whoa there, thank god you were only keeding. You had me going there!

Did one of the underage drinkers write this article?

OMG YOU MEAN THE COPS CAN CHECK OUT MY FACEBOOK PAGE!?! OH SHI-

jdamaral: Not news: 22 arrested at underage drinking party. News: Cops found out about the party via Facebook Fark: Party was being held to honor friend who died as a result of an underage drinking party.

FTFY.


/idk seems better to me
/whatever
/l
/o
/l
/c
/a
/t

Believe me, I sat there for a moment and wondered which one should get the Fark tag, but in the end, we're all winners either way.

/subby

redqueenmeg: That's so meta.

It just oozes zeitgeist.

Many of the teens arrested were wearing pink bracelets in memory of Taylor, who was found dead following after an underage drinking party in October.

Frustrated and angry, Taylor's mother was in court Monday and took back the bracelets from the teens who were arrested them.

That's some mighty fine journalism, Lou.

man, that whole "not news, news... " thing has just been missing today.

/too bad, they are usually funny.

How do you write on a window with chalk?

What's the best thing about twenty two year olds?

In other news, you can get a bunch of cops to show up anywhere and anytime you want if you post a Facebook page. I'm thinking of making a page about a cannibis mandatory Nambla meeting at my neighbor's house.

That'll teach him to keep his stereo down.

Preston Preston: In other news, you can get a bunch of cops to show up anywhere and anytime you want if you post a Facebook page. I'm thinking of making a page about a cannibis mandatory Nambla meeting at my neighbor's house.

That'll teach him to keep his stereo down.

Sounds cool .... I'll bring the hookers, and tequila...

logggur: What's the best thing about twenty two year olds?

I don't know, but having to deal with that many toddlers would drive me up the wall.

/got nothing

Pud: ...and fields of illeagle Tequila.

Ok. Ya got me. What idea were you trying to convey?

Nice house.

They shouldn't have friended po-poes on their facebook pages.

I counted around 4 typos in that article. Top notch journalism for sure.

Mmmm, triple layer FAIL sundae.

Do this in memory of me.

Boy, talk about heavy sleepers! Either the parents had a sound proof room, ears filled with cotton, were totally deaf, or the kids were mature about the party, were sitting around watching a PBS documentary on the matting habits of badgers.....oh nevermind...the parents weren't home or were in on it.

Hubert Sumlin: How do people sleep through a party of 25 people under the age of 21?

/maybe they lied

22 arrested at underage drinking party. News: Party was being held to honor friend who died as a result of an underage drinking party

23 underage drinkers in the hall, 23 underage drunks.
You crash one car in a d - u - i
22 underage drinkers in the hall
22 underage drinkers in the hall, 22 underage drunks.
You crash one car in a d - u - i ....

O:^)

Based on the errors in that article, me thinks the reporter was drunk typing. Never a good idea.

I've gotten into a lot of trouble drunk typing. Even more drunk texting.

As someone who had the cops attempt to bust my underage drinking party where there were at least 15 drunk underage people outside my house in the driveway after a fight, allow me to teach you a few phrases:

"I cannot allow any law enforcement officers to enter my house without a proper search warrant"
"To the best of my knowledge, there was no underage drinking taking place within my residence"

/Getting a kick, yada yada
//They threatened my mom with jail time
///They didn't get in

Should have let them drink their brains out. Maybe a few more bracelets would have to be made.