He sounds fat.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: He sounds fat.

You ain't fat, You ain't nothin'

Biscuits with boy butter?

He's going to save up his fat and make a child out of it.

I think the term is peener gravy

He's the only person who knows what a Dodo tastes like.

I think Madonna should intervene, she'll get him squared away

In what order, though?

However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."

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Agamemnon: However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

So we should all be grateful to have the problems of a disfigured child molester has-been with fashion issues? Exactly what is the lawyer on, and where can I get such high doses of morphine and whiskey?

exactly.

Guntram Shatterhand: Agamemnon: However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

So we should all be grateful to have the problems of a disfigured child molester has-been with fashion issues? Exactly what is the lawyer on, and where can I get such high doses of morphine and whiskey?

What are you talking about? If I were a hopped up child molester, I would thank Jesus every day.

T-Luv: Guntram Shatterhand: Agamemnon: However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

So we should all be grateful to have the problems of a disfigured child molester has-been with fashion issues? Exactly what is the lawyer on, and where can I get such high doses of morphine and whiskey?

What are you talking about? If I were a hopped up child molester, I would thank Jesus every day.


I thought he was praising Allah for all that now...

Machman: T-Luv: Guntram Shatterhand: Agamemnon: However, the 50-year-old's family lawyer Brian Oxman insists the star is in excellent health and is not struggling financially. He said: "Michael is in excellent financial shape. We should all be so fortunate to have his problems."

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno

So we should all be grateful to have the problems of a disfigured child molester has-been with fashion issues? Exactly what is the lawyer on, and where can I get such high doses of morphine and whiskey?

What are you talking about? If I were a hopped up child molester, I would thank Jesus every day.


I thought he was praising Allah for all that now...

different name, same cloud man.

Doctors have been telling us to have three glasses of gravy a day for years.

Hey Big E hit me up when you get off that island with Marilyn. The number is 619-239-KING

It sounds worse when they list it in that order.

Biscuits and gravy, om nom nom.

Sounds delicious. He could use a sammich anyways...

Good, maybe it will be over soon.

That's Bad. Someone should tell him to Beat It.

Atypical Person Reading Fark: He sounds fat.



Yo, ding dong, man, ding dong, ding dong yo.

He's circling the drain...

/R.I.P. Michael Jackson: 1958-2009
//Goodnight Mr. _{used-to-be-cool-but-now-kinda-creeps-me-out} Gloved One

Will he just die already!!!

Brainsick: He's circling the drain...

/R.I.P. Michael Jackson: 1958-2009
//Goodnight Mr. used-to-be-cool-but-now-kinda-creeps-me-out Gloved One

Circling? He's clinging to the drain hole cover with the hairball and other misc human leavings.

That's a lot of £750,000

Shiat yeah, biscuits.

Please god, he's on my Dead Pool. Please,Please,Please,Please.....

Gravy, painkillers and biscuits remind me of my senior year of college. Good times!

The guy needs someone to kick the normal back into him.

I think he died years ago and what we've been seeing is just a hologram.

I never thought I'd have anything in common with Michael Jackson.

biscuits and gravy with a side of painkillers? Sounds like my sunday hangover cure..