I guess they don't have a zorro tolerance policy.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I guess they don't have a zorro tolerance policy.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

How original.

Security photo of the shooting.

Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.

shameless bookmark

HAHA

/shameless bookmark

ecmoRandomNumbers: Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.


The difference is that the security guy in this story was probably all scared. Indy in that scene just didn't want to put up with any more bullshiat.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I guess they don't have a zorro tolerance policy.


Xenularity ensued.

whats the bet that some /b/tard committed suicide by xenu?

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: whats the bet that some /b/tard committed suicide by xenu?

Did he have the sword before his corpse was left outside?

Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.


The difference is that the security guy in this story was probably all scared. Indy in that scene just didn't want to put up with any more bullshiat.

the scene was ad-libed because Harrison Ford was tired of Indyshiat

It wasn't his fault he was possessed by body Thetans...

/if only we could have gotten to him sooner he could be Clear by now

I guess there can't be only one.

The sword guy was a former scientolgist. Another triumph for "The Tech".

4chan is up in arms over this.

Thanks for stealing my headline, douchemitter.

/crazy world. Fortunately, all the Anons are accounted for.

whoa weird coincidence i was just adding some samurai movies to my blockbuster online queue :O

In all seriousness though, Anon's dubbed this guy Epic Swords Guy.

With all the protesting we've done around pretty much all Scientology owned property in Los Angeles, it's entirely possible that the guard was on edge WITHOUT the sword wielding maniac.

Although for those of us who DO protest, we have now learned that if they feel threatened, they have no problem shooting us...

/Does not plan on bringing swords to the next protest
//Dec 13th

I saw that headline on my email before I logged in here but DRTFA. Now I'm bummed. I was hoping some hero had nailed some asshole Scientologist IN their building.

Instead I find a brave ninja was assassinated by a Disciple of Xenu. How tragic. May I ask for a moment of silence, followed by the Two Minute Hate for the Xenobian Devils.

I guess the PreCogs let them down on this crime.

beerbaron: The sword guy was a former scientolgist. Another triumph for "The Tech".

Jesus Christ, they shot Tom Cruise?

/Tom Cruise! They shot Jesus Christ?

It's a shame there wasn't some place he could go where they medicate crazy people.

I tried to watch that move, but I fell asleep.

Oznog: if only we could have gotten to him sooner he could be Clear by now

You're one of them!

So Scientology centers have guards armed with semi-automatic handguns?

I wonder if those guns are there to keep the public out or the members in.

Probably both.

I guess that's one way to get out of your billion year contract.

UsikFark: Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.


The difference is that the security guy in this story was probably all scared. Indy in that scene just didn't want to put up with any more bullshiat.

the scene was ad-libed because Harrison Ford was tired of Indyshiat

Yup, they couldn't get the scene from the original script right after many tries, so someone just suggested that Indy shoot the guy.

/Classic stuff

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco: whats the bet that some /b/tard committed suicidean hero by xenu?

ftfy

FTFA: "Calls to Scientology spokespeople were not immediately returned Sunday.

The Celebrity Centre includes a seven-story Norman-revival landmark that towers over the Hollywood freeway and used to be a residential hotel for movie stars.

The castle-like facility now serves as "a home for the artist, a place where he can come and learn, attend seminars, meet other artists and even perform at our many showcases and events," according to the Centre's Web site. "

Is it just me, or does that article on the slaying of a man turn into a freakin' advertisement for the cult?

Too bad it wasn't actually Tom Cruise. Scientology's biggest celebrity killed by a Scientology security guard.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We are one.
There can be only one.

Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: I guess they don't have a zorro tolerance policy.

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!


I killed a man for less than that...

. . . those dudes have guns?

Begoggle: "We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We are one.
There can be only one."

First you farkers made /v/ into /b/, now it's leaking over to Fark? Hell no, keep that shiat in /b/ son. I'd like to have some parts of the internet I can still go to without being showered with unfunny memes and deviant porn.

/Come to think of it, Fark was already filled with unfunny memes and deviant porn.
//There is no escaping the cancer

Scientology, Last Samurai ...

It's the Endless Summer.

I'm being stupid again. I meant Eternal September.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight

Tony_Pepperoni: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight

Don't bring a MEST object to a Theta fight, actually.

a scientologist security guard
probably a bi-polar failed cop who'd been living for the day to drop the hammer on someone

Somacandra: That shot is just crying to be photoshopped into a FAIL pic.

/b/ummer

Doogled: UsikFark: Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.


The difference is that the security guy in this story was probably all scared. Indy in that scene just didn't want to put up with any more bullshiat.

the scene was ad-libed because Harrison Ford was tired of Indyshiat

Yup, they couldn't get the scene from the original script right after many tries, so someone just suggested that Indy shoot the guy.

/Classic stuff

I thought the story was that on the day the shoot was scheduled, Ford had mexi-arse and the gripes were gonna make it difficult to perform the fight scene, so he just shot the guy so he could go leak a dump.

His name is Robert Paulson.

My wife and I actually got married at that place. It was kind of weird. They advertise it in wedding magazines as the Manor Hotel. They let you in through the side where you can't really see, or don't notice the big Scientology sign. It was a real bargain, and an awesome place to get married. We had second thoughts once they told us what the place really was, but they didn't even bother trying to get us to convert or even really pitch us on the whole Scientology thing. Turned out to be a really kick-ass wedding. The only drawback is that they still send us their stoopid Celebrity magazine... Oh well.

Doogled: UsikFark: Mugato: ecmoRandomNumbers: Roook: Security photo of the shooting.

I love that scene.


The difference is that the security guy in this story was probably all scared. Indy in that scene just didn't want to put up with any more bullshiat.

the scene was ad-libed because Harrison Ford was tired of Indyshiat

Yup, they couldn't get the scene from the original script right after many tries, so someone just suggested that Indy shoot the guy.

All irrelevant, that scene is epic.

Reminds me of a Bruce lee quote:
"why doesn't someone just take a 45 bang, settowe it"

/Classic stuff

I'm guessing he didn't have 1,000 years of power, then.

newfag.