Well, how are you supposed to shoot at deer without being armed?

Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

dahmers love zombie: Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

That they know how to have a good time?

No word yet on the rights of Purple People Eaters.

subby: "If your state allows one armed..."

Approves:

dahmers love zombie: Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

Let's not make judgments here; we are talking about lawyers after all.

dahmers love zombie: Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

That they've got their priorities straight?

Imagine the kind of hijinks you could pull with that kind of scope. Someone with few scruples could use a blind man to commit his murders for him.

Well, since john Kerry did better than Obama in Missouri I think it is fair to say that the state's collective neck could use some cream.

dahmers love zombie: Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

Everything about that is bad except the shooting lawyers part.

FTFA: "We've done" hunting with "one-armed guys, we've done one-legged guys, we've done blind guys, but we've never done all three together,"

Article writers need to re-read their own posts sometimes. That just reads sooooooo wrong.

dahmers love zombie:

You say shooting lawyers like it's a bad thing.

HowAboutNo: Approves:

Also approves:

HowAboutNo: subby: "If your state allows one armed..."

Approves:


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Gyrfalcon: dahmers love zombie: Well, Texas allows evil, doddering old men with a pacemaker-driven stone for a heart, and a soul permanently stored on Satan's bookshelf to shoot lawyers, so what does that say about who runs THAT state?

Everything about that is bad except the shooting lawyers part.

An argument can be made for thinning out the numbers to preserve the tort supply.

You know who else liked to discriminate against the handicapped, subby?

/OMG, THEY LET A HANDICAPPED PERSON HUNT! THOSE BACKWARDZZZZ NEOCONSSSSS!

Oh, I get it it. Hunters are rednecks!

That's very clever.

I am seeing a pattern with headlines.
When subby crawls out from under his/her rock and sees something they dont understand it must be a redneck at fault. Am I getting this correct?

Shoot the Subby
/not blind
//yet

Oh, and subby; find me a state that doesnt allow that.

ianjames: I am seeing a pattern with headlines.
When subby crawls out from under his/her rock and sees something they dont understand it must be a redneck at fault. Am I getting this correct?

There's urban ones too. Such as the ones that don't know where cows and lettuce come from, and don't really understand "organic".

They're just allowing Darwin to work in hyperdrive.

Quite progressive if you ask me.

theoneontheleft: They're just allowing Darwin to work in hyperdrive.

Darwin was a proponent of equal rights for the handicapped?

Lighten up, guys. It's not like he's going to hit them or anything.
Plenty of deer for us all to kill.


/And kill and KILL KILL KILL

If your state allows one armed, one legged, blind men to shoot at deer, it might be run by rednecks

Or it just might be inclusive and diverse!

Scotch and Water don't mix 'em: If your state allows one armed, one legged, blind men to shoot at deer, it might be run by rednecks

Or it just might be inclusive and diverse!

No, don't you know, anyone who doesn't get their food from Whole Foods is a redneck neocon!

One eyed one armed blind purple people shooter...

The guy almost died, lost an arm a leg, and is blind. Can you let him have some farking fun in his life? Jesus Christ.

"I've always been taught growing up, whatever you put into life, that's what you get out," he said.

What did he put in to get eyes and limbs out?

but why does a deer have to die?

isn't that a song?
he was a one legged one armed flyin' purple people eater!

You're right Subby, how dare these crips try to find enjoyment in their lives.
Idiot.

It's just another example of the irrational fear some people have towards guns. I saw a woman flying a plane who had no arms, everyone thought it was great and heroic how she's able to do that. Add a gun to the equation and now it's back-woods redneck craziness.

If people are so worried about it they could just fill the gun with blanks...

Blind Man's Hunting Partner: "Wow! You got another one! Zing! Another one, right between the eyes! 28 Deer! You Are On A Roll Today!!"

My dad is an amputee, with his left hand and part of the forearm missing (he was in Vietnam and sustained heavy injuries, the worst being in his left arm). He has a prosthetic now, and he is a very accurate shot with a rifle and crossbow. He hunts with both (not at the same time, obviously, only when they're in season). Actually, he's up at his cabin this weekend hunting with some old friends.

Just because a person is an amputee, doesn't immediately make them unfit for certain activities.

fanbladesaresharp: FTFA: "We've done" hunting with "one-armed guys, we've done one-legged guys, we've done blind guys, but we've never done all three together,"

Article writers need to re-read their own posts sometimes. That just reads sooooooo wrong.

OK, but wouldn't it be easier to hunt one-armed, one legged guys that can't see? I mean, they wont run fast and can't see you sneaking up on them. (not sure where the 1 arm comes in, maybe easier to give them the coup de grace if you dont' make a clean kill with the shot? )

msheda: fanbladesaresharp: FTFA: "We've done" hunting with "one-armed guys, we've done one-legged guys, we've done blind guys, but we've never done all three together,"

Article writers need to re-read their own posts sometimes. That just reads sooooooo wrong.

OK, but wouldn't it be easier to hunt one-armed, one legged guys that can't see? I mean, they wont run fast and can't see you sneaking up on them. (not sure where the 1 arm comes in, maybe easier to give them the coup de grace if you dont' make a clean kill with the shot? )

I'll give you that. If a blind guy can take down a deer, well.............

Uh- so every state is run by red-necks? As far as I know, there are no state restrictions that a forbid someone from hunting based on their disabilites. Could be wrong- don't know every hunting law for every state.

yarnothuntin: Uh- so every state is run by red-necks? As far as I know, there are no state restrictions that a forbid someone from hunting based on their disabilites. Could be wrong- don't know every hunting law for every state.

True, but one would think it is usually a good idea for someone to see what they are aiming at.

Blind people, the reason people think automatic rifles should be used for hunting, because if the first 200 rounds don't bring em down, the 201st might.

I just got an image in my head of about three grizzly bears getting together and taking their friend Jimmy, who lost his eyes and a front and back legs to a pack of wolves a few years back, sneaking into some guy's house while he sleeps and throwing poor disabled two-legged grizzly bear Jimmy on top the unsuspecting bastard while he sleeps and letting ol' Jimmy go to town in a mauling he hasn't experienced in years, really reminding him what it means to be a grizzly. We all get by with a little help from our friends I guess.

It's good to be on top of the food chain

msheda: True, but one would think it is usually a good idea for someone to see what they are aiming at.

Yeah, well what if it's Daredevil?

We let a man use a golf cart for PGA tournaments but handicapped golfers are beyond the pale?

What's with the hunter hate around here?

NoLiving: The guy almost died, lost an arm a leg, and is blind. Can you let him have some farking fun in his life? Jesus Christ.

How do you think he lost the arm and the leg?

msheda: yarnothuntin: Uh- so every state is run by red-necks? As far as I know, there are no state restrictions that a forbid someone from hunting based on their disabilites. Could be wrong- don't know every hunting law for every state.

True, but one would think it is usually a good idea for someone to see what they are aiming at.

Blind people, the reason people think automatic rifles should be used for hunting, because if the first 200 rounds don't bring em down, the 201st might.

You do realize that when you hunt with an AR15 you are still limited to a five round magazine? And that spray and pray only applies to automatic weapons, which the "assault rifles" you are referring to are not.

ANd I saw a documentary about this guy who was blinded in Iraq. His dad took him out with a .44 magnum with a laser so he could help him line up his shot, and he took a deer. Hunting with a handgun is hard enough when you have all of your senses. Doing it blind is amazing.

/Has shot .22s with my uncle who is a quadriplegic

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: msheda: yarnothuntin: Uh- so every state is run by red-necks? As far as I know, there are no state restrictions that a forbid someone from hunting based on their disabilites. Could be wrong- don't know every hunting law for every state.

True, but one would think it is usually a good idea for someone to see what they are aiming at.

Blind people, the reason people think automatic rifles should be used for hunting, because if the first 200 rounds don't bring em down, the 201st might.

You do realize that when you hunt with an AR15 you are still limited to a five round magazine? And that spray and pray only applies to automatic weapons, which the "assault rifles" you are referring to are not.

ANd I saw a documentary about this guy who was blinded in Iraq. His dad took him out with a .44 magnum with a laser so he could help him line up his shot, and he took a deer. Hunting with a handgun is hard enough when you have all of your senses. Doing it blind is amazing.

/Has shot .22s with my uncle who is a quadriplegic

Read much?

I live in Columbia, MO. This state is full of rednecks.

Two friends of mine strung their deer up in the front yard yesterday and grilled some as they were cutting the meat off. They had plenty of Coors to go along with it.

Doesn't seem abnormal if you've ever hunted, but my friend lives in a densely packed neighborhood with 1/2 acre lots less than 2 miles from downtown.

I consider myself a neo-redneck. I know how to fix my car and live off the land, but I enjoy good beer and steaks without ketchup.

So what's the hunter's nickname?

Well, i guess thats better than living in a state run by libs who wouldnt let you hunt because of your handicap

I can also see this as adding an exciting element to Marco Polo.


Marco
BLAMO

Bucky Katt: but why does a deer have to die?

We can't have cougars, wolves and coyotes running around because they kill children. Think of the children! (and the cows)

Since we have done a good job of nearly eradicating the top predators, deer populations are growing unchecked. Missouri uses the deer season to control the population, and they do a very good job of proper deer management here.

I am not a deer hunter myself, but many in my family are. All of them hunt for the meat. I have no problems with someone hunting deer within the limits set up to protect the population and using the meat. That being said, I hate trophy hunters who are just there for the rack.

/shoot doe, it taste better
//Cuts off another slice of Venison Summer Sausage
///Venison Summer Sausage provided by my 14yr old son