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(News.com.au) Dumbass You've just caused a serious accident. Do you a) make sure everybody's ok, b) offer assistance, or c) have fast food delivered to the crash site?   (news.com.au) divider line 88
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Knight without armor 2008-11-23 07:02:20 PM  
Depends. What kind of take out?

 
HagarTheHorrible [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 07:30:50 PM  
Maccas = McDonald's

String 'em up.

Pizza would've been more appropriate.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 08:09:41 PM  
d) put it in.

/obscure?

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 09:10:07 PM  
Did they bring enough to share with everyone else?

 
nacker 2008-11-23 09:48:39 PM  
Was it Jimmy John's? (new window)

 
liberalish 2008-11-23 10:08:12 PM  
nacker: Was it Jimmy John's? (new window)

first thing I thought of.

/except this is pretty terrible.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 10:14:00 PM  
nacker: Was it Jimmy John's? (new window)

jimmy john's sucks. if they brought me free food at an accident scene i'd pass

 
dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 10:24:05 PM  
Um, hooning? What's that, mate?

/too lazy to Google it

 
vkacademy [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 11:49:46 PM  
Hooning: A term (verb) used to describe driving your car in an enthusiastic manner. similar to 'having a blast' or 'blasting around' or in more genteel times 'going for a spin'
I've just been 'hooning' round the dales in my Jag'

source: Urban Dictionary

 
Pr1nc3ss 2008-11-23 11:50:18 PM  
Different people have differnt priorities.

/end sarcasm

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-11-23 11:50:39 PM  
No other charges had been laid last night.

Yeah, me neither.

 
Dispector 2008-11-23 11:51:10 PM  
It was probably the video games that made the kids so heartless.

 
Pr1nc3ss 2008-11-23 11:52:30 PM  
I meant different, not differnt.

I's cans spells very well.

 
spamdog [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 11:52:59 PM  
What were they supposed to do? Lift up the van with their bare hands and start administering emergency surgery?

That said, I'm sure they're model citizens.

 
LowbrowDeluxe 2008-11-23 11:53:19 PM  
Well, it's not like you can just go get it yourself at that point.

 
cdjaco 2008-11-23 11:53:26 PM  
Amateurs.

The trick is to get into an accident with a fast food delivery vehicle: the food is already there and you can always claim that they were speeding in order to make their quota.

 
Oznog 2008-11-23 11:54:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Don't say Maccas... don't say Maccas...
ooops, there goes your political career

 
Pr1nc3ss 2008-11-23 11:55:04 PM  
cdjaco:

I like how you think.

 
Baron-Harkonnen 2008-11-23 11:56:21 PM  
"What is it with young people where they can just turn off to human injury?" said Mr Atzori.

Their age has nothing to do with it. I've seen plenty of elderly "Samaritans" do absolutely nothing when an opportunity was there to help.

 
Caution! Hot blondes farking [TotalFark] 2008-11-23 11:56:26 PM  
The injured people obviously needed some glucose to heal faster.

/DNRTFA

 
nickerj1 2008-11-23 11:57:57 PM  
Don't say you're sorry. Don't attempt to help them. Don't do anything but call 911.

Do the above three and you won't be sued. You will, however, have to pull your soul out and give it to the devil.

 
nigerian_eskimo 2008-11-23 11:58:02 PM  
King Something: d) put it in.

/obscure?


Yes. For me anyway. Anybody wanna let me in on reference?

 
baddecaf 2008-11-23 11:58:02 PM  
tits or get takeout

 
URAPNIS 2008-11-23 11:59:22 PM  
Today's youth are a bunch of assholes. What do you expect?

 
wildcardjack 2008-11-24 12:01:57 AM  
#1 "Dude, lets have the pizzas delivered"
#2 "No, I wanna take my car out for a spin"

One wreck later...

#1 "Dude, I told you we should have had them delivered"
Dials phone
#1 "Hey, where are we?... Yeah, could you deliver that to the accident at 4th and Main? Yeah, we're gonna be here a while"
#2 "Remember to have them bring some cokes"
#1 "Yeah, add a 2 liter to that, thanks"

 
ill_83 [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:02:27 AM  
spamdog: What were they supposed to do? Lift up the van with their bare hands and start administering emergency surgery?

That said, I'm sure they're model citizens.


You're telling me if you caused a serious accident and got out of the car unscathed, you wouldn't at the very least go over to the other car?

 
Oznog 2008-11-24 12:02:56 AM  
skullcull.files.wordpress.com

Hoon?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:05:09 AM  
trendon: What the fark else could they have done?

Quoth I.

That looked like a pretty bad wreck on both sides. Anyone ever think the kids might have been slightly in shock themselves, confused, scared, KIDS, and unsure what they were supposed to do if there was an accident?

The way people were carrying on, it sounds like they thought the kids should have changed clothes in the nearest phone booth and flown the injured oldsters to the hospital on their backs. It looks like no one else did anything either, except for "comforting the woman" till the fire rescue guys got there and ripped off the roof of the car.

So for everyone bemoaning how callous kids are today, let's just flip that one over: What would YOU do if you caused a horrible crash like that, besides call 911?

 
spamdog [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:08:28 AM  
ill_83: You're telling me if you caused a serious accident and got out of the car unscathed, you wouldn't at the very least go over to the other car?

Probably if I was a dumbshiat teenager, with no license and driving an unregistered car, I wouldn't go over to the pack of locals trying to help the old man I'd just farked up, for fear of them beating the shiat outta me.

But I'm not, and I don't, and it isn't, so I would.

 
tdpatriots12 2008-11-24 12:08:33 AM  
Megain: jimmy john's sucks. if they brought me free food at an accident scene i'd pass

Blasphemy!

 
bel4sucks 2008-11-24 12:13:07 AM  
Gyrfalcon: trendon: What the fark else could they have done?

Quoth I.

That looked like a pretty bad wreck on both sides. Anyone ever think the kids might have been slightly in shock themselves, confused, scared, KIDS, and unsure what they were supposed to do if there was an accident?



You're right, they were scared kids, in shock, wandering around asking each other what went wrong. And then they picked up a phone, had one of their boys bring them mcdonalds, and sat down to lunch while someone else was dying.

You want to ask what I would have done besides calling 911? I sure as fark wouldn't have had Mcnuggets brought to me.

 
nickerj1 2008-11-24 12:14:32 AM  
Nowhere in the article does it say who caused the crash. Just a little FYI for everyone blasting the teens.

 
tdpatriots12 2008-11-24 12:15:33 AM  
bel4sucks: You want to ask what I would have done besides calling 911? I sure as fark wouldn't have had Mcnuggets brought to me.

So if I called 911 for an ambulance, hung up, then ordered some chicken lo mein, I'd be in the clear?

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-11-24 12:20:39 AM  
Gyrfalcon: What would YOU do if you caused a horrible crash like that, besides call 911?

1. If able, i.e. walking condition...go over to the other car and check their condition
2. Not act like an ass and get myself arrested ("The driver was charged with obstructing police")
3. Not order takeout to the scene

oh, and...
0.1 Not get my license taken away in the first place
0.2 Not drive if it WAS taken away
0.3 Not drive an unregistered car

Face it...these farks did not care one whit for anyone else but themselves. If they had, the old guy may have had a few more days/weeks left on this earth. Not being snuffed out by idiot children whose main thought was scarfing up some fast food.

/the wrong people died in that crash

 
Oznog 2008-11-24 12:20:43 AM  
www.cinematical.com

Hey I think we crashed near an In-N-Out place.
Those are good burgers- we can be back before they finish the paperwork

/STFU Donny

 
cdjaco 2008-11-24 12:22:39 AM  
tdpatriots12: bel4sucks: You want to ask what I would have done besides calling 911? I sure as fark wouldn't have had Mcnuggets brought to me.

So if I called 911 for an ambulance, hung up, then ordered some chicken lo mein, I'd be in the clear?


I'm with bel4sucks; even if I was starving, I'd sure as hell avoid looking like a callous douchebag if there was a chance that I was responsible for the whole mess.

 
wisher21 2008-11-24 12:22:42 AM  
Looking at the pic in the article, the kid wrecked a Subaru WRX STi. No responsible parent would give a teenager an STi; they're one of the fastest cars out there. Teenagers wreck enough cars as is without having a car that goes 0-60 in under 5 seconds.

 
YouPeopleAreCrazy 2008-11-24 12:22:59 AM  
nickerj1: Nowhere in the article does it say who caused the crash. Just a little FYI for everyone blasting the teens.

5 teens in an unregistered WRX, the driver whose had his license taken away. I'm gonna go with ... not the old guy.

/I could be wrong
//but probably not

 
NYZooMan 2008-11-24 12:24:14 AM  
Meh Generation.

 
spamdog [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:24:19 AM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy: /I could be wrong
//but probably not


Don't forget was previously impounded and the driver was charged with resisting arrest.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:24:54 AM  
d) Hit on people.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-11-24 12:25:37 AM  
I hope that food was Carl's Jr. Fark you I'm eating.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:28:28 AM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy: Gyrfalcon: What would YOU do if you caused a horrible crash like that, besides call 911?

1. If able, i.e. walking condition...go over to the other car and check their condition
2. Not act like an ass and get myself arrested ("The driver was charged with obstructing police")
3. Not order takeout to the scene

oh, and...
0.1 Not get my license taken away in the first place
0.2 Not drive if it WAS taken away
0.3 Not drive an unregistered car

Face it...these farks did not care one whit for anyone else but themselves. If they had, the old guy may have had a few more days/weeks left on this earth. Not being snuffed out by idiot children whose main thought was scarfing up some fast food.

/the wrong people died in that crash


But you didn't answer my question. You told me what you WOULDN'T have done, which was not get in the wreck. I'M curious what people harping--like you--on how these kids are so heartless and didn't care, would have done BESIDES calling 911.

So, OK, you checked on the people in the car. The old lady is screaming and the man's circling the drain and nothing can be done till rescue gets there. How do you show me you're a kind, loving, caring, responsible member of the human race; as opposed to the evil, heartless, callous, disgusting thugs who were there, other than not ordering take-out?

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:46:51 AM  
CygnusDarius: d) Hit on people.

Cop a feel.

 
EnderX 2008-11-24 12:50:54 AM  
Hello! Comfort Food!!


are u going to eat those fries?

 
penthesilea [TotalFark] 2008-11-24 12:51:39 AM  
Not going anywhere for a while?

i470.photobucket.com

 
the_wanderer 2008-11-24 12:52:27 AM  
YouPeopleAreCrazy: 5 teens in an unregistered WRX, the driver whose had his license taken away. I'm gonna go with ... not the old guy.

While the kid driving could have been speeding, I'm reasonably sure that Oldie McFartPants probably did something stupid like pull out in front of him, 'cause he didn't see him coming.. Or he saw him, but didn't think he was going that fast.

The kids were probably going too fast. And the old guy probably pulled out in front of 'em.

 
TehBoognish 2008-11-24 12:52:36 AM  
i2.photobucket.com

.thinks there's nothing wrong with that
..still on board with the dots
...it's gonna catch on I swear!

 
GoldDude 2008-11-24 01:33:58 AM  
wisher21: Looking at the pic in the article, the kid wrecked a Subaru WRX STi. No responsible parent would give a teenager an STi; they're one of the fastest cars out there. Teenagers wreck enough cars as is without having a car that goes 0-60 in under 5 seconds.

A few observations:
1. Who says the parents are responsible people
2. The parents may not have given him the car. If he had a good job (cough)drug dealer(cough) he could've bought the car himself.
3. All five of them are sorry excuses for human beings
4. That looks like a "regular" WRX, not an STI, so you'd better add a second or so to that 0-to-60 time.

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-11-24 01:34:27 AM  
Jimmy Johns!

 
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