Don't you also make lemonade?

when life gives you lemons, throw a party

Help, I've fallen and I can't reach the soap!

And hey, you can pretend it's lemonade because it's yellow.

Help i've fallen
and i can't get up
i don't have life call
to save my butt!

Bear would be so proud

Schmea: And hey, you can pretend it's lemonade because it's yellow.

you're lucky it's not brown.

Sarah Jessica Farker: Schmea: And hey, you can pretend it's lemonade because it's yellow.

you're lucky it's not brown.

It begins.

I'll give this one a few hours.

I saw an album by "indie" rapper Atmosphere called "when life gives you lemons, you paint that shiat gold".

Also, I don't take baths anymore because I always found myself drinking the water.

Then you find someone who's life has given him vodak and have a party.

Approves:

How does one get stuck in a bathtub, anyways?

Schmea: And hey, you can pretend it's lemonade because it's yellow.

They forgot milk. There was also fudge around the corner.

So was she able to use the drain and drink from the tap, or did she guzzle the standing bathwater along with her own recycled lemonade?

/Gonna vomit

Jenessa:

I believe the ratio has shifted that way, yes

Screw this... did you watch the video for the Cardiac Cafe? I wants me some nurses!!!

KingoftheCheese: Also, I don't take baths anymore because I always found myself drinking the water.

Did it taste like KingoftheCheese soup?

William Howard Taft, unavailable for comment.

Mr Squirrel: How does one get stuck in a bathtub, anyways?

you fall and break your arm, and you're 82 years old.

"help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

KingoftheCheese soup is my favorite flavor. Followed closely by minnestroni.

Metaluna Mutant: They forgot milk. There was also fudge around the corner.

And tootsie rolls

Sounds like what happened to a great aunt of mine. Fell in the shower, at a nursing home, and wasn't found for almost 24 hours. Didn't break anything, but lig & tendon damage put her in a wheelchair from that point on.

Damn asshats at the home should have been prosecuted for negligence, but the family didn't pursue.

/When the water's yellow, but that's all there is, you drink. Just ask the guys from USS Indianapolis.

JesterGirl: Metaluna Mutant: They forgot milk. There was also fudge around the corner.

And tootsie rolls

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the back, fudge is made...

Mr Squirrel: How does one get stuck in a bathtub, anyways?

Being 82 and breaking your arm might do it.

Came here for the Atmosphere reference.
/Left satisfied

When god gives you lemons...YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

\or life
\\harder to find a new life
\must complete slashies.

Harriet Tubman, I presume?

I thought it went, when life gives you shiat, you make sh*tade?

Farkin video links. I have it on good authority that blindly loading images or media from a story about a girl in a tub can be unwise.

Soooo... when life give you gators, you make Gatorade?

Paint that shiat gold.

When life give you lemons, you make lemonade.

Technically wouldn't life also have to give you water and sugar first?

subby: When life give you lemons...

...take ESL classes.

Glad I could 'quench' your thirst for the Atmosphere reference.

/haha I'm funny

\Approves

When life gives you AIDS, you make lemonAIDS.

When life gives you lemons, you find the guy who is handing out the lemons and you stuff them down his throat.

She should have had life alert. Every senior citizen should have life alert. I see that infomercial like every day.

sylos: When god gives you lemons...YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

\or life
\\harder to find a new life
\must complete slashies.

JUICE SPRINGSTEIN!!

When live gives you lemons you'd better hope you get some sugar too... Unless you like lemon juice?

Sithlord, that pic is disturbing as hell. #1 who lets their kid eat in the bathtub. #2 It's completely unholy to drink milk with spaghetti. #3 what the fark did that kid get into to turn the water that color. #4 what kind of low rent farking crackhouse lets the bathroom get that filthy. #5 who can eat near that type of filth?

That's from some movie, I'm sure; but which one?

socodog

Either Kids or Gummo. Am too lazy to look it up right now.

when life gives you lemons, you take those lemons and throw them at someone and tell them to fark off!!!

Since when does a broken arm keep you from standing up?? FAIL

Her husband never heard her cries because he was busy photographing his gaping prolapse.


/That almost covers all of them in this thread.

greenz: Her husband never heard her cries because he was busy photographing his gaping prolapse.

Her daughters were at a party eating chocolate ice cream, but they had to share a cup since they ran out of bowls.

/they also had to make their own ice cream
//it was ice cream dammit!

If I was 82 years old, I'd expect to be wrinkly. If I was 82 years old and stuck in a bathtub for 3 days, I'd expcet to be extremely wrinkled!

/that's what happens when you stay in the bathtub too long!

the ha ha guy: /they also had to make their own ice cream
//it was ice cream dammit!

Interestingly I have not seen that and no, I would not like to.

/must be last person on internets who hasn't

gwendolyyyn: the ha ha guy: /they also had to make their own ice cream
//it was ice cream dammit!

Interestingly I have not seen that and no, I would not like to.

/must be last person on internets who hasn't

No, I've had it graphically described and have no desire to see it. I get the idea.

I've got another 25 minutes left on the death-clock for this thread. Any takers?