Uh, having been in the Russian game for a long enough time... I don't really want to know what they are doing with them. I could take some guesses. And believe me they aren't dressing them up in party hats and feeding them cake.

Have the dolphins left yet?

Probably testing a new dinner condiment.

Two things come to mind:

Since they are female, they could be planning to milk them.

Second option, the Kremlin's Mouse Organ is being refurbished.

Busy moping about how he was left of the list.

/depressingly hotlinked

oldebayer: Second option, the Kremlin's Mouse Organ is being refurbished.

Somehow I doubt this time they've been trained to squeak the Bells of St. Mary.

Snacks!

*off of the list - my bad.

42

Good thing I have a reservation at the restaurant at the end of the universe, or not.

Russian mice at the Kremlin is so last March.

Perhaps it was for the numerous traditional dormice recipes common to Slavic areas

see some recipes Link (new window)

Having already been beaten to the mouse organ, I must resort to sawing a woman into three bits and -

/Looks stage left; flees angry mob

Snacks for Pooty-Poot's cat.

I have only one thing to say....
BELGIUM!!!

Entertaining Chinese diplomats?

midnightmuse: Perhaps it was for the numerous traditional dormice recipes common to Slavic areas

see some recipes Link (new window)

mmmmm... Gourmet food...

Wait... I don't think I want to go to a Gourmet restaurant anymore.

(does it squeek when you eat it?)
/only if you order it rare...

Recipe:

4 dormice
Flour
Oil
2 potatoes
Bouquet garni
Salt Pepper
Lemon peel
Vinegar (Wine or Balsamic)

Skin and gut the dormice and lay them flat. Gently flour them all over.
Fry the dormice in a little oil until browned.
Scald the potatoes unpeeled in water then peel and quarter them.
Add potatoes to the dormouse pan and toss in the juices and oil.
Transfer to a saucepan and deglaze the pan with water and a little wine if liked. You should have about ¾ pint of liquid.
Pour the liquid over the mice and potatoes.
Add some zested lemon peel and simmer slowly until the potatoes break up and the soup is thick.
Just before serving sprinkle on some wine vinegar

midnightmuse: Thanks for the recipe, i'll substitute chipmunk when they're in season.

/i swerved for a pheasant once; it was delicious.

Time to make your home BL4.

V

Or it might be to feed the Kremlin hawks?? This same thing happened last year, and everyone remained convinced that it was a conspiracy.

/Occam's Razor ftw

I DRTFA but here's Trillian.

I could go for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster right about now.

The Kremlin's newest consultant:

Probably planning a concert.

Purity Of Essence: Probably planning a concert.

Beat me to it argh!

Arthur Philip Dent?

jmgilchr:

"Or it might be to feed the Kremlin hawks?? This same thing happened last year, and everyone remained convinced that it was a conspiracy."

Typical commies. In the US we make our hawks catch their own food. Bailouts are reserved for banks.

/Maybe they have a hawk too big to fail?

"Oh, my!"

Mugato: I DRTFA but here's Trillian.

Thank you! Wowza!

Soup for big state dinner?

Subby's been trying for eight months to get this headline through.

How they will all end up....

42.

Don't worry, Putin is speculating. The bubble will burst and female white mice prices will crash.

Good thing I have a reservation at the restaurant at the end of the universe, or not.


Better get your one penny depsited

" Pinky, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"I think so Brain, but what if their periods synchronize?"


/Brainlinked.

You farkers are going to be sorry you didn't write in a vote for President Ackerman.

Vote for him, if you want to live.

Just wait till the Kodiak bears start paradropping. If you want change, put out a cup. While other candidates serve special interests, Ackerman is serving commies a bowl of suckit.

Daniefish: Busy moping about how he was left of the list.

Sorry Daniefish...



...but there is only one Marvin that matters.

/not that it matters.
//I'm so depressed.

Knows why.

Espertron: Daniefish: Busy moping about how he was left of the list.

Sorry Daniefish...



...but there is only one Marvin that matters.

/not that it matters.
//I'm so depressed.

yup.. series was definately better than the movie.

Putin swallows them whole as a party trick.

I love these threads.

Biological weapons testing, duh.

Mugato: I DRTFA but here's Trillian.

The batsignal! Now you know how to summon me. Pretty hoopy of you.