Oh, this'll be showing up in a lot of threads from now on, don'tchaknow

It's the Power of the Schwartz!

Luke I am your father, and Leia this is your Daddy, if you know what I mean.

Everybody wang-sabre

Oh so plastic bags are bad for babies? We have so many, I planned on using them as sheets in the crib.

"To activate Lightsaber, point towards the computer screen"

It's a bit more Spaceballs than Star Wars...

Why would i point it away from people? I bought it for revenge!

Uh huh... uh huh huh...

Boooi-oooi--oiing..

Huh huh... like... shut up, Beavis..

I take it that the author is mildly retarded. I can't think of any other excuse for that steaming pile.

Stupid artist used the wrong kind of arrow.

I thought the caution read "point AWAY from persons or androids."

some swedish girl: Why would i point it away from people? I bought it for revenge!

A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

some swedish girl: Why would i point it away from people? I bought it for revenge!

That's the path towards the Darkside of the Force.

I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

If you can't be green, please don't kill your child. Or Michael Hutchence.


Heh.

kelldandy: some swedish girl: Why would i point it away from people? I bought it for revenge!

A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

Well, sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Know who said that?

Teen Allegedly Raped Child With Toy Light Saber
Jul 23, 2008 6:28 pm US/Pacific
http://cbs2.com/local/Boy.Arrested.Rape.2.777958.html (pops)

Warning labels are my geeky weakeness. I love the shadow figures.

I love the one on the power sprayers, where one shadow man is spraying the other shadow man (who happens to be dressed in overalls).

I also like the one on golf carts, where the shadow driver takes a turn too fast, and the shadow passenger goes flying out.

There's also the classic shadow man falling down the stairs, or catching on fire. Those are awesome.

Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy.

alacy52: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

But do you know how to use it?

Gridlock: Teen Allegedly Raped Child With Toy Light Saber
Jul 23, 2008 6:28 pm US/Pacific
http://cbs2.com/local/Boy.Arrested.Rape.2.777958.html (pops)

FTFA: *pic* what handcuffs may look like

A meme's a-comin'...

Light sabre goes where?

revrendjim: Well, sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Know who said that?

1. Put snakes on plane: I take it that the author is mildly retarded. I can't think of any other excuse for that steaming pile.

I enjoyed it. Funnier than I thought would come from an column titled "Babysteps".

teeny: Warning labels are my geeky weakeness. I love the shadow figures.

I assume you're familiar with the Stick Figures in Peril flickr pool?

Not a warning label but had to be said:
toothpicks- Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion.

/So long
//And thanks for all the fish

Translation: "Hidden detector"

My mother bought a can of generic mixed nuts. The front of the can label had "Deluxe Mixed Nuts" in bold letters. Beneath, in a slightly smaller font it trumpeted "No more than 70% peanuts".
The ingredients listed on the back included cashews, brazil nuts, almonds, etc. The allergy warning (in small print) stated: "WARNING! MAY contain tree nuts and/or peanuts". Good thing we were warned.

Clearly that is the warning for the green and blue lightsabers.

/has red one
//*snickers*

revrendjim:
Well, sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Know who said that?

*ahem*

Strange warning labels include a priceless capture inside the mind of every basement dwelling Star Wars geek

...says trailer-dwelling troll

My favorite is the sleeping pill container with the warning "May cause drowsiness"

Subby, what's a "priceless capture?"

/idiot

For the longest time St Joseph's Aspirin for Children had a label which advised not to operate heavy machinery after using.


Was there some fatal Tonka Truck accident I was unaware of?


And then there's the label on the electic blow dryer warning people not to use the device in the shower....

apteryx: My favorite is the sleeping pill container with the warning "May cause drowsiness"

Saw that on my Ambien fact/warning sheet and LOL'd -- dude, isn't that what they're supposed to do?

damiangerous: teeny: Warning labels are my geeky weakeness. I love the shadow figures.
I assume you're familiar with the Stick Figures in Peril flickr pool?

Thanks for the link, off to enjoy!

Not funny, not worthy of an article, not worthy of greenlight.

Author is an idiot.
Subby is an Idiot.

Now I'm wasting even more time writing a comment explaining my dissatisfaction at having my time wasted in the first place.

Damn you subby. Damn you.

greenz

Now I'm wasting even more time writing a comment explaining my dissatisfaction at having my time wasted in the first place.

Dude! You're surfing fark and worrying about wasting time? Take your meds it will be OK...

//Contents under pressure. Do not puncture.

Zmog: i320.photobucket.com

Haha! That cracked me up :P

apteryx: My favorite is the sleeping pill container with the warning "May cause drowsiness"

You know when you have medication that makes you drowsy they print the warning label "do not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of this medication." The way I feel do not operate heavy machinery EVER. It's farkin' heavy. Just put it down and back the fark up. Operate some light machinery, like a stapler. Put the forklift away. -Mitch

i always liked this one. hopefully this works, i'm new to posting images. thank you imageshack.com.

revrendjim: Well, sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Know who said that?

Fred Smythe: [Pic of Mel, the cook on Alice]

Ed Grubermann: *ahem*

Do you gentlemen mind if I take this one?

greenz: Notfunny,notworthyofanarticle,notworthyofgreenlight.Authorisan idiot.SubbyisanIdiot.NowI'mwastingevenmoretimewritingacommentexplaining mydissatisfactionathavingmytimewastedinthefirstplace.Damnyousubby.Damnyou.

Boot to the HEAD!

Only way that article could have been worse is as a slideshow. On second thought, even that would not be much worse, since this is only a top (?) three (!) list...

Maggie Simpson on isle #9!
/Medic! (someone please post)
/I don't believe it! Should be ashamed of yourselves, Farkers

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: revrendjim: Well, sometimes the best defense is a good offense. Know who said that?

Fred Smythe: [Pic of Mel, the cook on Alice]

Ed Grubermann: *ahem*

Do you gentlemen mind if I take this one?

greenz: Notfunny,notworthyofanarticle,notworthyofgreenlight.Authorisan idiot.SubbyisanIdiot.NowI'mwastingevenmoretimewritingacommentexplaining mydissatisfactionathavingmytimewastedinthefirstplace.Damnyousubby.Damnyou.

Boot to the HEAD!

All of you except greenz are officially dubbed "Awesome".

/very good, classsss....

The best warning label I ever saw was on a bottle of sunkist soda:

open soda away from face