There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

They call it KFC because it's not really chicken.

/obscure?

infidelmatt: They call it KFC because it's not really chicken.

/obscure?

not really. i've seen that e-mail.

that. is. awesome.

infidelmatt: They call it KFC because it's not really chicken.
the Real KFC isn't about to go in and file an infringement suit there.


ftfy

$5! pretty sweet deal....

Sgt Otter: There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

That's because shwarma is awesome. Though truthfully I've only had it in America, who's to say what Iraqi shwarma is like.

Did it have babies in it?

That looks a lot nicer than real KFCs.

Fallujah Matata! Slimy, yet satisfying.

What are their combomb meals?

tallguywithglasseson: That looks a lot nicer than real KFCs.

Service had to be faster also.

That's a lot of food for $5.

War for frying oil.

You mean the fake one they put up to show how we won? (new window)

\\pretty sad, but I guess that's more a measure of victory than Bush can come up with.

Chicken necks?

No famous bowls? I will not be eating there for that reason alone. I love me a bowl of chicken and corn and cheese and potato.

msheda: Service had to be faster also.

When everyone who walks in is a good candidate for a 'homicide bomber' wanting to take out that little cancer from the west that's growing in their country... yea, you kinda want patrons in and out about as fast as you can manage. More than 3 or 4 people in there at once paints a bullseye on the building.

/snark

Oh sure, they get a KFC but there there are no Dunkin Donuts anywhere in California. What's the deal?

ElLoco: msheda: Service had to be faster also.

When everyone who walks in is a good candidate for a 'homicide bomber' wanting to take out that little cancer from the west that's growing in their country... yea, you kinda want patrons in and out about as fast as you can manage. More than 3 or 4 people in there at once paints a bullseye on the building.

/snark

I wasn't even thinking about that aspect of it.

Just that there have been times in KFC that the chicken I finally walk out with was an egg when I walked in.

tallguywithglasseson: That looks a lot nicer than real KFCs.

A friend of mine lived in Pakistan for a few years. Because fast food places were backed by large and wealthy international corporations they were often the safest and cleanest places around. They even have private security watching their restaurants.

There is a KFC and Pizza Hut not to far from the nose of the Sphinx.
A real KFC though, not a comfort KFC.

What type of chicken walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

msheda: What type of chicken walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

To get to the other side!

weatherwax: Sgt Otter: There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

That's because shwarma is awesome. Though truthfully I've only had it in America, who's to say what Iraqi shwarma is like.

Did it have babies in it?

The one stand I always stopped at in Riyadh was fantastic, but they used blonde, white women that'd been kidnapped and sold into slavery. After the cooter goes, you're food for the raghead masses on hajj.

The kofta that I had in egypt was great, too.

msheda What type of chicken walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

Dude, we don't want to hear about your mom.

weatherwax: Sgt Otter: There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

That's because shwarma is awesome. Though truthfully I've only had it in America, who's to say what Iraqi shwarma is like.

Did it have babies in it?

Only infidel babies

Huskadoodle: There is a KFC and Pizza Hut not to far from the nose of the Sphinx.
A real KFC though, not a comfort KFC.

YUM!

There are real KFC's popping up all over Vietnam. They're kind of pricey compared to local restaurants, but they're extremely popular, and also a heck of a lot cleaner and nicer than any KFC I've eaten at in the states.

/Now if only their delivery people didn't keep getting lost
//Oh yeah, they deliver, for free

I bet that is a Kennedy fried Chicken!

/In ghettos all over the north east
//a million times better than Kentucky fried chicken

weatherwax: Sgt Otter: There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

That's because shwarma is awesome. Though truthfully I've only had it in America, who's to say what Iraqi shwarma is like.

Did it have babies in it?

I've had both and Dubai and Egyptian Shwarma. Tastes the same if its chicken or gyros. Beef is the meat I found that seemed to change tastes in every country.

//particularly if it was ground
///uh oh...

SemperLieSuckah: Beef is the meat I found that seemed to change tastes in every country.

//particularly if it was ground
///uh oh...

Not sure I'd want to try that with Hot Dogs Either...

/you might actually get a hot dog

msheda: What type of chicken walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

One raised in Chernobyl?

I saw this movie. Marisa Tomei was pretty hot in it.

CHICKEN ACCOMPLISHED

msheda: What type of chicken walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?



A chekenman?

rynthetyn: There are real KFC's popping up all over Vietnam. They're kind of pricey compared to local restaurants, but they're extremely popular, and also a heck of a lot cleaner and nicer than any KFC I've eaten at in the states.

/Now if only their delivery people didn't keep getting lost
//Oh yeah, they deliver, for free



damn, I came to say the same thing.

It was the only american fast food chain I saw there. I didn't eat there though, I went to Lotteria instead.

I just came here to say I approve of this message.

We can't withdraw from Iraq now. All the fast food we've been fighting for will have been wasted.

Scatteredsun: rynthetyn: There are real KFC's popping up all over Vietnam. They're kind of pricey compared to local restaurants, but they're extremely popular, and also a heck of a lot cleaner and nicer than any KFC I've eaten at in the states.

/Now if only their delivery people didn't keep getting lost
//Oh yeah, they deliver, for free



damn, I came to say the same thing.

It was the only american fast food chain I saw there. I didn't eat there though, I went to Lotteria instead.

There's also 1 Pizza Hut in Hanoi and I think 2 in HCM City, it's quite shocking because they've got amazing service, so totally not what I expect from Pizza Hut.

I've never been to Lotteria because there isn't one close to where I live.

The "loal newspapers" reported it, not FOX.. it must have some merit

ROR

In the deepest darkest depths of Tijuana there's a place called "Kentucky Fried Buches" (Kentucky fried chicken necks)

Only a few years after massacring the dissenting population of the city, the occupying nation poses for a propaganda puff piece to invigorate the "aww" of dissenters back home.

It's kinda like this...

Tim Horton's in Afghanistan... (new window)

weatherwax: Sgt Otter: There was a hamburger stand in Al-Daura with the bizarre name of "Skylab."

They had these little beef patties (like you see on the cheapest and smallest burgers at McDonald's) inside a giant bun, which was about the size of one of thoes bread-bowls you put soup in.

It reminded me of the burger in the those old "Where's the Beef?" commercials.

It was okay, but I preferred the shawarma stand.

That's because shwarma is awesome. Though truthfully I've only had it in America, who's to say what Iraqi shwarma is like.

Did it have babies in it?

It was good, although they did tend to slather it in that weird English HP sauce.

Plus, it was a little unsettling watching the lambs graze on garbage right after you ate one.

Have the lambs stopped grazing, Clarice?

ultraholland: Have the lambs stopped grazing, Clarice?

I think I know what you mint by that...

T-Luv: No famous bowls? I will not be eating there for that reason alone. I love me a bowl of chicken and corn and cheese and potato.

We don't have those in England either. Had one in CA and it was farking amazing.

/We have zinger towers though
//suck it!

2 to the heart, one to the mind.

msheda: ultraholland: Have the lambs stopped grazing, Clarice?

I think I know what you mint by that...

*groan* That was baaaaad.