/Obligatory

You know all that "Elvis is alive" fandango some people still love to do? I think we're all doing a "Amy Winehouse is still alive!" dance right now, unwittingly. When so many photos are taken of her looking like the most inexpertly prepared corpse for burial around, you have to wonder if she's surrounded by yes-men/yes-women, who are scared stiff to tell her that she passed away of a drug overdose 4 weeks ago, and that it's only her all-consuming thirst for drugs that raised her as a careerning revenant with the same talent for singing as a Romero era zombie would have for Dance Dance Revolution. biatch, you're dead. Just lie down so we can feel sorry for you and then move on.

shinjitsuism: /Obligatory

The bastard spawn of Keef and Satan can't be killed by fire. Its going to take a stake made from some yet undiscovered element that only exsists for nanoseconds in a total vacuum at absolute zero to the armpit to kill this one.

When she's not staggering around drunk she looks like this:

MikoSquiz: When she's not staggering around drunk she looks like this:

Still doesn't compensate for this:

Nasty Winehousesses!