damn. a life i will never, ever lead. it makes me sad.

This is relevant to my interests.

/I'd hit it
//sure, the jimmy would need to be made by Uniroyal

My birthday sucked.

I'm sure you guys are going to ridicule me for this, but doesn't a man like Hugh Hefner get tired of seeing naked flesh all the time? the same plastic boobs, bleached-blonde hair, long legs.....nice and all, but if I had naked men around me constantly, after a while i'd quit looking.

cranberryzero: damn. a life i will never, ever lead. it makes me sad.

If you ask nicely, we'll send over Amy Winehouse to give you the same treatment on your b-day.

Her boobs used to look much better, she's 'adjusted' them too often I'm afraid.

She will (cough) age well.

cryinoutloud: doesn't a man like Hugh Hefner get tired of seeing naked flesh all the time?

Let me explain it this way. No.

PacManDreaming: cranberryzero: damn. a life i will never, ever lead. it makes me sad.

If you ask nicely, we'll send over Amy Winehouse to give you the same treatment on your b-day.

Oh you're evil.

cryinoutloud

I'm sure you guys are going to ridicule me for this, but doesn't a man like Hugh Hefner get tired of seeing naked flesh all the time?


I worked in strip clubs for almost a decade, so I can definitely answer this question:

NO

Now, that said, you need to have different naked flesh on a regular basis for this to be true. The same old same old does get boring.

I hope this is from like 15 years ago...

Isotope: I hope this is from like 15 years ago...

Nope. October of this year, if I remember correctly.

in her Birthday Suit

She held onto it after all these years?

/figured the surgeons threw it out

Does is have hep-c frosting?

"Jesus Christ, Pam! I'm trying to eat over here. Gah. I wouldn't eat that cake with Bob Guccione's mouth."

are people still drooling over this old bag?

/why?
//actually 2 bags, but i digress

DPWbrc: are people still drooling over this old bag?

came here to say that.

/lately she has become a bit of a self-parody

does silicone burn?

I never want to see this again.