Old and Busted: Second Helpings

New Hotness: Sloppy Seconds

He likes big butts and he cannot lie...

Meh. And I usually like Thanksgiving leftovers.

Now there's an image that requires a gallon or two of mind bleach...

He's doing this because we always celebrate birds with jowls during thanksgiving.

He must have drawn the short straw

Sounds like Hillary is in for a very special Black Friday.

And just how, exactly, is the new White House dog involved in all of this?

Do not want those giblets!

No one ever gets tapped on Thanksgiving.

All the coats are on the bed.

R.A.Danny: No one ever gets tapped on Thanksgiving.

All the coats are on the bed.

Came here for this, leaving happy.

/RIP funnyman

absoluteparanoia: He's doing this because we always celebrate birds with jowls during thanksgiving.

You know, I have a major concern about Barack: How is he going to look in four or (maybe? eight) years.

We all saw what happened to William (Bill) J. "Bubba" Clinton (arguably he did get older looking, but he did lose weight, so whatever- sum zero at best); but George W. "W." Bush, poor, stupid W., did he get the shaft in the-suddenly-aged-20-years-in eight-dept. of which the presidency has the effect. I mean the guy looks like someone from France for Pete's sake.

And well, I'm worried about Barack. He's just so good looking. You wouldn't want your family, friends, lover to look like a dried up bean. So, you know, you wouldn't want your President to look like a raisin in the sun.

Call me a protectionist, but I don't want this to happen to him. Barack has so many good qualities: great bone structure, good symmetry, bright lively eyes... Maybe we could, you know, (gosh, I know this sounds crazy) un-elect him to save his great features.

I'm concerned. That's all.

One of the Detroit papers ran "OBAMA TAPS GRANHOLM" last week or so. Made me wish I had a camera phone.

Why tap after Thanksgiving?. Is there an Upkeep Phase that day?

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It's nice to see Obama getting along so well with Chris Matthews.

Eww.....

Just look at the Barack on her

I really don't understand why he is choosing her. I don't think its a disaster, I just don't get it.

DamnYankees: I really don't understand why he is choosing her. I don't think its a disaster, I just don't get it.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Holbrooke would be a much better choice.

Here's my other question - why would she take it?

Don't like it.

She should have been offered Health instead of the other guy. Would have been far more pragmatically meaningful and far less politically effed-up.

DamnYankees: I really don't understand why he is choosing her. I don't think its a disaster, I just don't get it.

By having her as SoS he gets her out of the Senate where she might be able to undermine some of his policies. Also by tying her directly to his administration via a highly important post he stops dead any chances of her running in 4 years on a "his administration sucks, pick me instead" platform.

Machiavelli would be proud.

Does that mean Bill gets a shot at Michelle too?

This reminds me of the days of "McCain taps Palin." God, I think lol'd for a week straight. Then the gravity of the situation sank in and I just got bitter.

Thorndyke Barnhard: Don't like it.

She should have been offered Health instead of the other guy. Would have been far more pragmatically meaningful and far less politically effed-up.

100% in agreement.

Zafayal: You know, I have a major concern about Barack: How is he going to look in four or (maybe? eight) years...

It's the White House. The building itself is alive and can only be sustained by draining the youth and vitality of the President, which is helped along by the ghost of Lincoln.

Zafayal:Call me a protectionist, but I don't want this to happen to him. Barack has so many good qualities: great bone structure, good symmetry, bright lively eyes... Maybe we could, you know, (gosh, I know this sounds crazy) un-elect him to save his great features.

I'm concerned. That's all.


Are you Chris Matthews' alt, be honest.

Fark-ready response:

Hillary to crack Obama's nuts while being tapped.

Think he needs to see an eye doctor- Michelle is much more hittable.
Then again, my ex was pretty hot too, just got tired of hitting that...

ekdikeo4

One of the Detroit papers ran "OBAMA TAPS GRANHOLM" last week or so. Made me wish I had a camera phone.


Wouldn't it be cheaper just to buy a paper?

Barry boinking Hitlary?...That's a porno I'll NEVAR watch.

DslainteC: Sounds like Hillary is in for a very special Black Friday.

I LAWLED

ZING!!!!!

Once she goes Barack...

Lurking Fear: Think he needs to see an eye doctor- Michelle is much more hittable.
Then again, my ex was pretty hot too, just got tired of hitting that...

Pics? You know...for research purposes.

DslainteC: Sounds like Hillary is in for a very special Black Friday.

I was going to try to think of something witty to write but I don't think this can be topped.

have got to get to the eye doctor, but I had one thing:

The DIRTY SECRET of the democratic party and big media is this: the voters do not decide who the nominee is-the dnc does.

When Howard Dean was asked how the nominee would be decided he said this:

"First we will let the voters HAVE THEIR SAY".

"Second, we will let the supedelegates HAVE THEIR SAY"

"Then the DNC WILL DECIDE".

Yea, I know, wtf. If I had known then what I know now I never would have . . . .

If Dean had been totally truthful he would have said " AND THEN WE WILL INSTALL WHOEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE AND RIG THE SYSTEM TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT WAS THE VOTERS IDEA.

But you can only expect so much truth out of a blimp.

Therefore, when Dean became head of the DNC and brought in the anti Clinton people and other Clinton people, they acquired the institutional leverage to rig the casucuses, neutralize florida and michigan voters, and threaten superdelegates and state committe chairmen.

And that ladies and gentlemen is where the inside game was played.

This suggests two conclusions:

1) we did our part as voters, contributors, volunteers but our role is a limited one.

2) perhaps this helps us understand why Hillary operated as she did realigning herself with the party. Perhaps not.

If the truth here was widely known then the public would not watch tv, contribute time and money. And they might not provide the mandated elites have so they can promote the fiction that this is a democracy. Therefore the charade goes on.

CravenMorehead: Does that mean Bill gets a shot at Michelle too?

Bill doesn't need permission for that.

Brilliant.

Will Bill be taping the session and then uploading to Youporn?

/Is there anything lower than 1 star?

I came for the "where all the white women at" graphic, and I'm leaving disappointed.

DslainteC: Sounds like Hillary is in for a very special Black Friday.

WIN!

Old tired joke needs a rest if not retirement.

CravenMorehead: Does that mean Bill gets a shot at Michelle too?

Of course. Slick Willy is down with the swirl.

She might even be able to borrow a nice pretty blue dress for her oval office visits.

I'll have to settle for sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes

Wolf_Blitzer: I came for the "where all the white women at" graphic, and I'm leaving disappointed.

Check back in January.

Then she will four heartbeats away from being President.

All the pixie dust and unicorn farts in the world can't erase that mental image.