Great. She can link to a review by someone else, who didn't actually mention once in the "review" if the movie's plot and waited until the last sentence to mention the film itself...

So, this is what folks are reduced to? Promoting films solely on the basis that the actors are ideologically correct? Fantastic. And we're going to promote those ideologically correct reviews, as opposed to seeing those films ourselves?

Michelle is more of an embarrassment every damn day.

FTFA: Sounds like a fabulous, uplifting film. Enjoy!

I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about. Seriously. From the poster, it looks like a movie about a music band of some sort, but the reviewer doesn't even mention what genre the film is. I have no idea if this is a horror movie, a romantic comedy, a Micheal Bay-esque shiat-blows-up, or a biography of Rudolph Hess.

POO

what_now: I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about.

It's about a Doo Wop group that goes around the country fighting crimes using rugged individualism and personal responsibility.

hubiestubert: Great. She can link to a review by someone else, who didn't actually mention once in the "review" if the movie's plot and waited until the last sentence to mention the film itself...

So, this is what folks are reduced to? Promoting films solely on the basis that the actors are ideologically correct? Fantastic. And we're going to promote those ideologically correct reviews, as opposed to seeing those films ourselves?

Michelle is more of an embarrassment every damn day.

Not to mention this article got greenlit.

/dnrtfa so i'll take your word

So it probably sucks is what you're saying, subby...

Finally, a movie by Robert Davi, a man known for such cinematic masterpieces as Cops and Robbersons, The Hot Chick, Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss and Showgirls.

sigdiamond2000: what_now: I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about.

It's about a Doo Wop group that goes around the country fighting crimes socialists and wealth redistribution using rugged individualism and personal responsibility.

Peter von Nostrand: sigdiamond2000: what_now: I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about.

It's about a Doo Wop group that goes around the country fighting crimes socialists and wealth redistribution using rugged individualism and personal responsibility.

Oh for farks sake.

Robert Davi is wonderful in Showgirls as the slimy manager who says, "It must be weird not having people come on you."

candriessen: Finally, a movie by Robert Davi, a man known for such cinematic masterpieces as Cops and Robbersons, The Hot Chick, Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss and Showgirls.

Yeah I was gonna ask does this mean that Showgirls is now on the list of Malkin-approved movies? Does Pedo Bear approve?

Drew says Dukes suck.

Davi has been a strong advocate against Islamo-fascism

I need a Freeper dictionary.

Well then, I'm sure it will be as big a hit as "American Carol".

Peter von Nostrand: Not to mention this article got greenlit.

PITA fodder.

vernonFL: Davi has been a strong advocate against Islamo-fascism

I need a Freeper dictionary.

The people in the United States -you know Pelosi and Obama- who want to force your women into burkas and make you pray to Allah 5x a day.

Well we all know the film won't do well because the liberals have infiltrated the theater industry and will credit ticket sales to other movies.

/they really believe this

vernonFL: Davi has been a strong advocate against Islamo-fascism

I need a Freeper dictionary.

Wow, I would have thought Malkin would have the very latest talking points. She's still using the old and busted "Islamofascism?" I would have thought this guy would have been called a "strong advocate against CommunoMarxist-Socialist-Collectivist-Internatio-defeatism"

David Dukes?

HotWingConspiracy: Well we all know the film won't do well because the liberals have infiltrated the theater industry and will credit ticket sales to other movies.

/they really believe this

Really? I mean, I know they believe in some whacked out shiat, but they honestly think the 17 year old selling tickets is in on the Vast Liberal Conspiracy?

just making sure Randall and Mortimer were represented.

HotWingConspiracy: Well we all know the film won't do well because the liberals have infiltrated the theater industry and will credit ticket sales to other movies.

/they really believe this

Don't forget the refusal to release popcorn sales numbers to further embolden foreign snackmakers and discredit "real Americans" who farm the heartland.

what_now: HotWingConspiracy: Well we all know the film won't do well because the liberals have infiltrated the theater industry and will credit ticket sales to other movies.

/they really believe this

Really? I mean, I know they believe in some whacked out shiat, but they honestly think the 17 year old selling tickets is in on the Vast Liberal Conspiracy?

That was the rationale for that Michael Moore parody tanking.

sigdiamond2000: what_now: I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about.

It's about a Doo Wop group that goes around the country fighting crimes using rugged individualism and personal responsibility.

Oh, I don't actually care what the movie is about. I'm just saying if I read a REVIEW of the film, I should be able to tell if it's an animated children's movie about dinosaurs, or a futuristic action movie.

what_now: HotWingConspiracy: Well we all know the film won't do well because the liberals have infiltrated the theater industry and will credit ticket sales to other movies.

/they really believe this

Really? I mean, I know they believe in some whacked out shiat, but they honestly think the 17 year old selling tickets is in on the Vast Liberal Conspiracy?

The five people who saw An American Carol weren't counted.

Can someone point me to this ping pong ball thing. My google searches all show reactions to it, but not the original joke.

HotWingConspiracy: Really? I mean, I know they believe in some whacked out shiat, but they honestly think the 17 year old selling tickets is in on the Vast Liberal Conspiracy?

That was the rationale for that Michael Moore parody tanking.

Shut the fark up. No way? Really? REALLY??

Because that shiat is sillier than thinking being able to see Russia from your house makes you a foreign ppolicy expert.

Michelle Malkin is getting old.

what_now: FTFA: Sounds like a fabulous, uplifting film. Enjoy!

I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about. Seriously. From the poster, it looks like a movie about a music band of some sort, but the reviewer doesn't even mention what genre the film is. I have no idea if this is a horror movie, a romantic comedy, a Micheal Bay-esque shiat-blows-up, or a biography of Rudolph Hess.

You're one of the few that actually reads that tripe. Don't ask me why there is a link to that garbage 3-7 times a week, but I'm guessing she has a "special arrangement with Fark".

Whenever I see the Malkin sign to the left of the headline, it always looks like a scalpel coming out of the screen at you.

I suppose this is a rather accurate depiction of what her words are intended to do, spring to some ghastly sort of life and cut you like the miserable, godless creature she imagines you to be.

This is the perfect reason to avoid this horrid movie.

FTFA: "While promoting An American Carol at the Republican National Convention, Davi gained even more credibility..."

I stopped reading right there.

candriessen: Finally, a movie by Robert Davi, a man known for such cinematic masterpieces as Cops and Robbersons, The Hot Chick, Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss and Showgirls.

Hey, I happen to like Cops and Robbersons (or I did the last time I saw it, when I was 12).

Doo Wop? Pffft. Want to see a kick-ass flick about a bygone era that doesn't weigh itself down with excessive plot?



The Legend of the Shadowless Sword: SherKhan viewed, SherKhan approved.

Is Malkin paying for all these links? Good god, this is the third or fourth garbage half-article we've seen from her this week, isn't it?

I hope they put her on the first transport back to Pyongyang. They like her kind there.

what_now: HotWingConspiracy: Really? I mean, I know they believe in some whacked out shiat, but they honestly think the 17 year old selling tickets is in on the Vast Liberal Conspiracy?

That was the rationale for that Michael Moore parody tanking.

Shut the fark up. No way? Really? REALLY??

Because that shiat is sillier than thinking being able to see Russia from your house makes you a foreign ppolicy expert.

There was a Fark thread about it. I shiat you not.

She's obviously just buttering him up for a part in his new film, "Ladyboys"

what_now: sigdiamond2000: what_now: I read that whole thing, and I don't have a CLUE what the movie is about.

It's about a Doo Wop group that goes around the country fighting crimes using rugged individualism and personal responsibility.

Oh, I don't actually care what the movie is about. I'm just saying if I read a REVIEW of the film, I should be able to tell if it's an animated children's movie about dinosaurs, or a futuristic action movie.

I disagree. I feel like mentioning the plot ruins the movie. I just want to know if it's good or not.

"Davi's The Dukes, which opens nationally on November 21, has racked up numerous awards, including the Jury Prize for Best Screenplay at the Monte-Carlo Film Festival, the Queens Spirit Award for Best Producer and Best Director, among others. Rarely is a movie with this pedigree able to be enjoyed by such a broad audience, but The Dukes tells a wonderful story."

I'm all for indie movies (not saying this film is one) but this reviewer hasn't seen shiat, apparently. Then again, the reviewer is from Town Hall, so maybe that should be obvious... Malkin's endorsement sure doesn't help make this film sound like something I'd want to see.

moothemagiccow:

I disagree. I feel like mentioning the plot ruins the movie. I just want to know if it's good or not.

...really? so you like ALL KINDS of movies? You don't care if you're walking into a slasher flick or a costume drama?

Umm...The fact that we give this real-life troll attention is evidence of why she's rich as fark. Just let it go...

I'm surprised some enterprising gopper has thrown together a few Palin interviews to bring us National Lampoon's Election

Conservatives trying to ideologically cleanse Hollywood? Hmmmm...where have I heard this one before?

I never go see a movie unless they are approved by right wing nuts.

Still waiting for approval to see American Gangster, There Will Be Blood, and the Brave Little Toaster

Shaggy_C: Umm...The fact that we give this real-life troll attention is evidence of why she's rich as fark.

Jealous it's not your dream job?

whidbey: Jealous it's not your dream job?

lulz...if there were a way to make millions arguing with people online, I would be a hundredaire.

sckonkh: I never go see a movie unless they are approved by right wing nuts.

Have fun!