First LOL of the day. Thanks subby.

that took a second......

There will be people in that line, too. Scary thought.

A sworn statement released by the court showed the pop star petitioned for divorce on the grounds of Ritchie's unreasonable behaviour.

Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

SpinStopper:
Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

She just needs a guy that will show her who's boss. Back of the hand trumps batshiat crazy.

SpinStopper: A sworn statement released by the court showed the pop star petitioned for divorce on the grounds of Ritchie's unreasonable behaviour.

Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

Like she's that much different from any other woman on this planet. She was probably nagging him about how he isn't "romantic enough" or some shiat like that. He probably just had enough and decided he was going to do his own thing. Good for him I say.
I have invented a drug for women called "Midaxil". It is a combination of Midol, Valium and Paxil. It's to calm monthly female agitation.

I'd queue up for that
/to Nelson her

Uh, no thanks. That va-jay-jay has seen waaaaaaaaaay to much action.

It scares us.

DubyaHater: Like she's that much different from any other woman on this planet. She was probably nagging him about how he isn't "romantic enough" or some shiat like that.

He had to sign a frickin' contract and it was full of garbage such as television use, kaballa (sp) readings, chores, etc...

Dropping an egg on the floor would be unreasonable to her.

Jesus, that was quick.

Man Hands

That is all

mrs. torrence: Jesus, that was quick.

Exactly what I was thinking. There must be a HUGE pile of money somewhere Guy doesn't know about, and wasn't in the settlement.

DubyaHater: SpinStopper: A sworn statement released by the court showed the pop star petitioned for divorce on the grounds of Ritchie's unreasonable behaviour.

Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

Like she's that much different from any other woman on this planet. She was probably nagging him about how he isn't "romantic enough" or some shiat like that. He probably just had enough and decided he was going to do his own thing. Good for him I say.
I have invented a drug for women called "Midaxil". It is a combination of Midol, Valium and Paxil. It's to calm monthly female agitation.


I bet the women are just lining up to go out with a swell guy like you.

uncledeercamp: SpinStopper:
Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

She just needs a guy that will show her who's boss. Back of the hand trumps batshiat crazy.

Open hand slap to the back of the head, no scars no bruises

Hypocritic_Oath: There must be a HUGE pile of money somewhere Guy doesn't know about, and wasn't in the settlement.

fyi; Read the BBC for basic facts, for juicy details, read the Daily Mail (new window)

...he will walk away with the Ashcombe House estate in Wiltshire and the couple's £2.5million Punchbowl pub in Mayfair...

...the family's four houses in London - worth around £17million will be sold and the money split equally... 'She has also agreed to give him a £2million sweetener as a kind of gift. This will not be seen in the court paperwork.'

...'On paper anyway, Guy will not take any money. However all the security, travel and any other arrangements with the children will be funded by Madonna... 'She will maintain his standard of living for the children. However that arrangement will also not be seen in the court paperwork.'


/BBC = boring british commentary
//hate it when they pronounce words with invisible Rs, no idea-r why they do it.
///lived there for a bit dontcha know

The line for what? Kicking her in the nuts?

Crude: The line for what? Kicking her in the nuts?

Exactly.

Why the fark would anyone want to form a line for Madonna, unless it's to kick her in her box?

Now that she's been sprayed with Aging Skank Whore B-Gone maybe he'll make good movies again.

Isn't her turn to marry Ted Turner?

radioman_:
Isn't her turn to marry Ted Turner?

Oh please. Ted Turner might be an old fart now, but even he has better taste than that.

From the DailyMail: At the time a source revealed: 'Madonna has said to Guy that if she ups the money, then would he agree to her setting out the access for the children until they turn 18.'

What a farking coont. So he gave up the money in return for 50/50 custody.

Only the biggest assholes on the planet use their kids as weapons in a divorce. I hope she gets cancer.

She's turning in to Iggy Pop.

What line?

All the gays who want to marry her?

Crude: The line for what? Kicking her in the nuts?

There goes a perfectly good size 10 shoe....

/khitbash

NYZooMan: What line?

All the gays who want to marry her?

That would still be a long line there.

It's b/c of women like her, that make me ashamed to be of the same gender.

Douche. Bag.

God... who would want to be in that line? I going to have nightmares that I'm first in line tonight.

Transpogue: DubyaHater: SpinStopper: A sworn statement released by the court showed the pop star petitioned for divorce on the grounds of Ritchie's unreasonable behaviour.

Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

Like she's that much different from any other woman on this planet. She was probably nagging him about how he isn't "romantic enough" or some shiat like that. He probably just had enough and decided he was going to do his own thing. Good for him I say.
I have invented a drug for women called "Midaxil". It is a combination of Midol, Valium and Paxil. It's to calm monthly female agitation.


I bet the women are just lining up to go out with a swell guy like you.

Oh noes, random Internet person tried to insult me. Oh my, the tears, the tears
/tool

Olympus Mons: God... who would want to be in that line? I going to have nightmares that I'm first in line tonight.

death by snu-snu?

On a technical note, this is just the decree nisi, the divorce is not final until the decree absolute.

I would rather do Guy than Madonna.

Line?



To hit her with a brick or feed her a sammich?

EbolaNYC: Line?



To hit her with a brick or feed her a sammich?

She has hands like my gramma....

/Ew.

farkerofDOOM: EbolaNYC: Line?



To hit her with a brick or feed her a sammich?

She has hands like my gramma....

/Ew.

Thanks, pal. Now I have an image of my grammy dancing around in a RocketBoobs bra singing "Like A Virgin."

/The googles, they do nothing!

EbolaNYC: Line?

To hit her with a brick or feed her a sammich?

That is the most horrible Photoshop I've ever seen. Someone pasted her head onto the body of a withered, dying old crone.

Dude,

She's 50, it's like banging your grandma, a scharzwenegger version of her, but still, a grandma.

DubyaHater: Oh noes, random Internet person tried to insult me. Oh my, the tears, the tears
/tool

See, I actually think it bothers you when I read this comment. I think it was the little dig attempt beyond the sarcasm. "how dare you challange my asserted right to be correct in all things!" That's how I read your post.

It's okay, just saying.

Regardless, based on your prior comment, you are a bit of a misogynist. It's okay. Most of us are. Damn biatches.

CigaretteSmokingMan

Why on earth would you post a picture of her hooha??

Khazar-Khum: CigaretteSmokingMan

Why on earth would you post a picture of her hooha??

I've been saying for years that those are actually Pounded Cooters

Khazar-Khum: CigaretteSmokingMan

Why on earth would you post a picture of her hooha??

I've been saying for years that those are actually Pounded Cooters with Cheese. They all told me I was crazy, that it was an all-beef patty, but I knew better.

/preview == good

They may have gotten a divorce, but the UK still has to keep her. Madonna. A woman not even Detriot wants.

Onkel Buck: uncledeercamp: SpinStopper:
Yeah, it's really hard to keep up with her kind of batshiat crazy ;)

She just needs a guy that will show her who's boss. Back of the hand trumps batshiat crazy.

Open hand slap to the back of the head, no scars no bruises

Hey Sean! How's it going, buddy? Loved you in those Bond movies!