You'd think he'd have better luck finding 72 virgins if he became catholic instead. He wants virgin boys, right?

CravenMorehead: You'd think he'd have better luck finding 72 virgins if he became catholic instead. He wants virgin boys, right?

I came in here to say something tasteless, but it would look like something out of Emily Post compared to this.

Chariset: I came in here to say something tasteless, but it would look like something out of Emily Post compared to this.

Thank you. I'm glad I exceeded your expectations.

FTFA: The star - whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel - was spotted...

That's the best song they could come up with?

Man, Muslims just can't catch a break.

I wonder if he's going to make the Hajj.

Can't wear a mask then, Jacko...
If this helps him, then good for him.

So now he'll offer young boys Muhammad juice?

Can you imagine him serving as a muezzin?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..WOOO!ACKBAR. . ..JAM ON!

Great! seriously, because if he continues to live in the Middle East, he will be subject to their laws and not ours. Go ahead Michael - just TRY to fark another kid.

LOL WUT?

Great headline! Laughed, cried, better than cats.

And, while I admittedly have not studied Muslim heaven too much, I understand that, uh, access to young boys goes along with the 72 virgin thing.

Peaceboy: FTFA: The star - whose hits include The Way You Make Me Feel - was spotted...

That's the best song they could come up with?

In related news, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey supporting actor George Carlin died last summer.

shivashakti: I wonder if he's going to make the Hajj.

Can't wear a mask then, Jacko...
If this helps him, then good for him.

Islam is like every religion, they will break the rules for the rich and powerful. Michael is still huge in the ME. Touching boys there isn't as bad (in that respect they are like the heirchy of the catholic church).

He cant grow facial hair can he?

shivashakti: I wonder if he's going to make the Hajj.

Can't wear a mask then, Jacko...

Here he is now (without a mask)

Still wonders why anyone raised in the west would find anything even remotely appealing about Islam.

...or scientology.

BatardAmericain: Can you imagine him serving as a muezzin?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH..WOOO!ACKBAR.. ..JAM ON!

Ha, I could go for that. But only old school Michael, no new school Michael allowed.

/Our neighborhood muezzin sucks.
//Seriously.

coco ebert: /Our neighborhood muezzin sucks.
//Seriously.

You try standing on a radiator grille.

I thought he converted to the "Nation of Islam" (it's like the Mormon church for Muslims) once before. Is he really doing this again?

His entire career has bounced between "PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" and DON'T LOOK AT ME! Those poor kids of his...

ooooh, baby baby it's a wild world...

Microwave is humming, I'm getting my popcorn ready for this...

This could be a good thing for Michael considering how Off The Wall he's been lately. He's facing some Bad shiat if he's convicted; I hope he's not pulling this "conversion" just to Beat It, though. HIStory will judge, I guess.

Yo, Islam, you may conider this the West's revenge for 9/11. Straighten up and fly right or Celine Dion is next.

/ Keep it up too long, and you will be able to refer to the area under Islam as the Dar al Suck.

Goonie_Goo_Goo: shivashakti: I wonder if he's going to make the Hajj.

Can't wear a mask then, Jacko...

Here he is now (without a mask)

Wait, that's not Lindsey Lohan?

Since he was a Jehovah's Witness, will he be knocking on people's doors while wearing a dynamite vest?

The Sun's headline was way better.

So Prince is now a Jehovah's Witness & Michael Jackson is now a Musilm. OK, I've processed it. Let's carry-on.

Why can I just picture him dressing in Islamic female attire.

Odd that he did not convert to a Republican (new window)

I bet he did it to be able to wear a burka and get away with it. As much of himself as he covers already to hide his deformity, it's not much of a stretch.

Boy better fatten up before next Ramadan, or his skinny ass will waste away with the fasting from sunrise to sunset.

will he wear a burkha?

BRENDAN-FACE: So Prince is now a Jehovah's Witness & Michael Jackson is now a Musilm. OK, I've processed it. Let's carry-on.

Crazy, isnt it? Rock stars, and the like, fare so much better when they actually die young.

I'll bet it's so he can adopt some chillens in Dubai or wherever he's evading his creditors.

You know the laws on Islam, right? You can't leave "the light", that's punishable by death. Even though I'm pretty sure that the text was meant to be more figurative than anything.

Anyway, countdown until Michael Jackson gets Malcom X'd, any guesses? 3 years here.

Old enough to know better: Still wonders why anyone raised in the west would find anything even remotely appealing about Islam.

...or Scientology.

... or Judaism

... or Christianity

Jacko'll wake up dead one day, surrounded by 72 fat, male farkers and he'll wish he hadn't converted.

not to mention the prophet of islam is a pedo

falcon176: not to mention the prophet of islam is a pedo

And the historically documented preference for most Islamic males has been little boy's butts...


MJ will feel right at home.

What is the penalty in Islam for buggering boys?

CravenMorehead: You'd think he'd have better luck finding 72 virgins if he became catholic instead. He wants virgin boys, right?



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Brilliant!

Michael Jackson converts to Islam

He wants a bunch of grumpy guys in red bowties to hang out with him all the time?

I hope this helps bring some stability and hope in his life.

zappawizard: Old enough to know better: Still wonders why anyone raised in the west would find anything even remotely appealing about Islam.

...or Scientology.

... or Judaism

... or Christianity

... or Shinto

... or Paris Hilton

CravenMorehead: You'd think he'd have better luck finding 72 virgins if he became catholic instead. He wants virgin boys, right?

You are so going to hell.
Unfortunately, since I laughed, I'll be sitting right next to you.
You want the window seat?

michael jackson is kid touching horrible excuse for a living creature. where there's smoke there's fire. he's stunningly guilty and only got off cuz he has HAD more money than god. who the fark cares if that breathing pile of vomit can sing and dance? do us all a favor and kill that motherfarking zombie, and save his kids from him before he molests them too.

Patzycakes
Why can I just picture him dressing in Islamic female attire.




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Old enough to know better: Still wonders why anyone raised in the west would find anything even remotely appealing about Islam.

...or scientology.

Having been raised in reality I wonder why anyone would find any religion even remotely appealing.

Yeah, that's what I want when I die...have to do all the work in bed.

I think he switched to Islam for the jokes.