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(Contact Music) Cool Two ways Guy Ritchie is different than Heather Mills: He is walking away without asking for money   (contactmusic.com) divider line 88
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Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 01:43:00 PM  
I lol'd. After a few seconds.

+1

 
Wintermute6 [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 01:47:48 PM  
Nice joke grenade, Subby.

 
meekychuppet 2008-11-20 01:55:29 PM  
I actually think there is a serious point to be made here about divorce.

 
El Freak [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 01:56:34 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard. This deserves a green.

 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 01:57:39 PM  
meekychuppet: I actually think there is a serious point to be made here about divorce.

you don't have a leg to stand on.

+1 for teh head, subby

 
oldebayer [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 02:00:03 PM  
Nice headline. +1

Actually, though, Heather didn't ask for money. She asked for Paul's Balls, and settled for cash.

 
mrbean70 2008-11-20 02:09:44 PM  
Excellent headline

 
pixistick 2008-11-20 02:20:17 PM  
Yes, that is gold. I actually had to think what the second way was.

 
rcain [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 02:20:42 PM  
Well, clearly he doesn't have the ovaries to fight for it

 
ADIDAS247 2008-11-20 02:35:08 PM  
And the headline of the week award goes to...

 
Schadenfreude ist die schoenste Freude [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 02:35:09 PM  
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN

/+1

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 02:55:08 PM  
Has anyone posted yet about how much subby's headline is full of WIN?

 
Zarkin Frood [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 03:41:28 PM  
i121.photobucket.com

well played, subby.

 
daas [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 04:12:30 PM  
img526.imageshack.us

 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 04:20:17 PM  
This deserves main-page status, not music-tab obscurity...

 
missmez [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 04:33:04 PM  
You sure you want to let this one get away, Madge?

 
TheXerox [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 05:29:20 PM  
Bravo, submitter.

+1

 
Cubansaltyballs [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 05:30:08 PM  
I am searching for a Kelso "BURRNNN!!!" pic, but I cant find one

 
jasonthenino 2008-11-20 05:47:40 PM  
Epic headline win.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 05:47:40 PM  
Excellent headline

 
wiredroach 2008-11-20 05:48:14 PM  
Hi-yooooooooo.

 
Moonraper 2008-11-20 05:52:11 PM  
Cubansaltyballs: I am searching for a Kelso "BURRNNN!!!" pic, but I cant find one

i51.photobucket.com

 
commisioner 2008-11-20 05:54:16 PM  
Anyone else feel he deserves a lot of money for actually putting it in madonna?

\shudder

 
Pesky_Humans [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 05:54:50 PM  
+1 Damn son that's a good headline.

 
PerfectStorm 2008-11-20 05:58:51 PM  
I could quote all of the above posters or simply say:
"Bravo, subby. Subtle and hilarious."

/Headline of the Week, IMO

 
Whoreable 2008-11-20 06:00:14 PM  
This would make for an awesome T-shirt

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2008-11-20 06:02:53 PM  
This headline is bound to make Ms. Mills hopping mad.

 
fritopendejo 2008-11-20 06:05:35 PM  
Meh. I submitted this with a MUCH funnier headline. Ok, I didn't. I just thought of another difference: he has a penis.

/good jorb, subby

 
commisioner 2008-11-20 06:09:49 PM  
I hope she doesn't kick off

 
smokedog22 2008-11-20 06:10:39 PM  
Omg that is funny
Drtfa

 
epyonyx 2008-11-20 06:12:47 PM  
Well played good sir.

 
bravian 2008-11-20 06:14:00 PM  
fritopendejo: Meh. I submitted this with a MUCH funnier headline. Ok, I didn't. I just thought of another difference: he has a penis.

Ah - you sure of that?

 
PullItOut 2008-11-20 06:16:37 PM  
For all you youngsters out there...that's how you write a headline.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Now that's comedy!

 
Inaditch 2008-11-20 06:18:11 PM  
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Nice work.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 06:31:23 PM  
Very niiiice headline Subby.

 
brichter 2008-11-20 06:48:03 PM  
see this headline again in the headlines of the week post, maybe even headlines of the year

 
That coward David Lopan 2008-11-20 06:49:52 PM  
It took me a split second, but I lol'd.

/I see what you did there.

 
Psumek 2008-11-20 06:52:37 PM  
Inaditch: That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Nice work.

This is always good for a laugh

i169.photobucket.com

 
Robert1966 [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 06:53:38 PM  
Big winnar.

Actually would work on the t-shirt, too.

/probably true because he has an actual job of his own.
//and, you know, two legs

 
I am Jack's Wasted Life 2008-11-20 06:56:50 PM  
Headline of the year.

 
Ashtrey 2008-11-20 07:10:46 PM  
Psumek: Inaditch: That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Nice work.

This is always good for a laugh

I'm almost afraid to ask, but wth is in the box?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 07:15:52 PM  
OH DAMN.

That one took me a minute.

But DAMN.

 
deevo 2008-11-20 07:27:35 PM  
This made my night.

 
Shrapnel [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 07:28:13 PM  
+1 headline, would read again!!!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 07:36:01 PM  
Your headline made my panties disintegrate, Subby.

/EIP.
//What you did there, I see it.

 
Get Some Confidence Stupid 2008-11-20 07:37:57 PM  
I must say that is one of the best headlines I have ever read.


I would write more but I'm going to the gym in 26 minutes

 
Flying Undead Sheep 2008-11-20 07:40:16 PM  
Lame headline.

 
usttsdw 2008-11-20 08:08:23 PM  
took a second for that one to set in. +1 for you Subby

 
rainbow sprinkles 2008-11-20 08:12:28 PM  
Excellent, subby!

 
amalgamut [TotalFark] 2008-11-20 08:21:05 PM  
ITT no article comments

 
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