If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(The Sun) Stupid Cue the world's smallest violin quartet: Britney Spears calls her new life worse than prison   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 61
More: Stupid  
•       •       •

5780 clicks; posted to Showbiz » on 18 Nov 2008 at 7:46 AM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

61 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 06:49:32 AM  
I'm trying to figure out how you make the quartet with your fingers, subby.

 
HappyLittleTree 2008-11-18 08:05:27 AM  
Well she is too stupid to be able to handle fame responsibly so I guess it is sort of sad. I won't actually be shedding any tears for her though. Keep playing that violin.

 
SpyroChiro 2008-11-18 08:12:18 AM  
This is what happens when you shove people into a limelight they didn't deserve and give them money they didn't earn. If she actually had talent, there would be a much greater chance she would appreciate her life and live it with more respect and moderation for herself and those around her.

Her label probably likes it this way tho. The more miserable and crazy the "talent", the more shiat they sell when you detox them.

/The more you knowwwwwww.

 
Massa Damnata 2008-11-18 08:12:37 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com
/link hotter than 1998 Britney

 
Jonny17 2008-11-18 08:17:38 AM  
What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? How is her life like a prison? Seriously I'm not sure what she's referring to.

Ideas?

 
NYZooMan 2008-11-18 08:21:22 AM  
STFU and DIE, you stupid biatch.

 
madcan34 2008-11-18 08:24:26 AM  
I don't get it. She WANTS to go back being a spoiled, drugged up, boozing, d*ck hoppin' freakshow who can do whatever she pleases with no repercussions whatsoever?

Is that her definiton of free?

 
Zanysportslady 2008-11-18 08:24:58 AM  
madcan34: I don't get it. She WANTS to go back being a spoiled, drugged up, boozing, d*ck hoppin' freakshow who can do whatever she pleases with no repercussions whatsoever?

Is that her definiton of free?


I think that's what she's saying.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-11-18 08:26:04 AM  
Fame; it's a helluva drug.

 
BullsHitter [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 08:26:29 AM  
Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? Ideas?

Court orders? Terms of probation? Just guessing, I was wondering the same thing. Maybe she should give it a break and go live in a double-wide next door to her sis, help her raise her kid.

 
Guntram Shatterhand 2008-11-18 08:27:41 AM  
Boo hoo.

She was well on her way to getting out from the famous life she had known and was going batshiat crazy on the way there. She only stopped because she was the meal ticket to her family and didn't have enough sense to either blow her cash and/or truly get them out of her life. Now she's stuck with two brats, a leech of a husband, and is biatching and whining that now she has to 'stop having fun' because blah blah blah.

Who cares.

 
towatchoverme 2008-11-18 08:29:27 AM  
So she doesn't like living a disciplined, moderate lifestyle?

I think that's just called being American.

 
michaeld5 2008-11-18 08:31:41 AM  
If she only realized her true potential was as a porn star, I think she'd be happier.

 
Jonny17 2008-11-18 08:37:53 AM  
Bullshiatter: Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? Ideas?

Court orders? Terms of probation? Just guessing, I was wondering the same thing. Maybe she should give it a break and go live in a double-wide next door to her sis, help her raise her kid.


Makes sense. Well, that's consequence's for you - sometimes they make your life a little less fun. However, lets' look at some of Miss Spears' quotes and see how much sympathy she deserves.

"There's no excitement, there's no passion."
"In this situation, it's never ending. It's just like Groundhog Day every day."

Sound familiar? Sound a bit like everyday life for every schmo working 9-5 to pay the bills? I'm sorry that not every day's a party anyomre Britney, but for some of us it never was.

/Just read that back. Sounds quite bitter actually.

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-11-18 08:42:51 AM  
Bed.

Sleep in it.

 
not-a-cute-name 2008-11-18 08:46:25 AM  
thank you farkers for making realize how silly i was for feeling sorry for her for a moment...

seriously though, i do think being an adult can be over-rated at times...and i sometimes wish i; too, could live without restraint and not face any consequences for my actions - but even my two year old is learning these lessons. so i think this may be a case where the parents really are responsible for the adult we pity, mock, condemn, etc...

i also want to thank the parents for making realize what i do NOT want to do as a parent.

 
UKCoolCat 2008-11-18 08:47:58 AM  
FTFA: "I have really good days, and then I have bad days."

Hey, sounds like my life, except for the good days part. Welcome to our world, biatch.

 
wpmulligan 2008-11-18 09:08:10 AM  
I never wanted to become one of those prisoner people. I always wanted to feel free.

Those artists are such crazy free spirits that I can't relate to them. I've always aspired to be a prisoner person.

Here are the White Trash Sister in the exercise yard.

img379.imageshack.us

 
The Corporation [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-18 09:27:22 AM  
She sold her soul to the record companies, she doesn't have any room to complain.

 
Bstuparyk 2008-11-18 09:29:07 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
icanhazstapler [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-18 09:52:20 AM  
Someone should just give her a World of Warcraft account. It's cheaper than crack, she'll never want to go out again, and any desire to get party will be subdued by the overwhelming need for epics.

/worked for me

 
tombotia [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-18 09:54:41 AM  
towatchoverme: So she doesn't like living a disciplined, moderate lifestyle?

I think that's just called being American.


Because we all know that ill-behaving people are strictly American. it would never happen anywhere else.... Amy Winehouse?

dljnskldfjsdklfjks

bah I'm too tired to continue ranting against your clearly stupid comment.

THINK ABOUT THAT!

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 09:58:46 AM  
towatchoverme: So she doesn't like living a disciplined, moderate lifestyle?

I think that's just called being American.
an adult.

Welcome to real life, biatch. This is what the world looks like when you're off the drugs and no longer a teen.

 
DontMakeMeShushYou 2008-11-18 09:59:46 AM  
Let's throw her in prison and see if she still thinks that her life is worth on the outside....

i140.photobucket.com

/I know it's a reach but that picture just makes me happy

 
Farkn Yaj Yenrac 2008-11-18 10:08:42 AM  
When I was six, I didn't understand the difference between baking chocolate and the regular Hershey's type. I still can taste that first bite I took when I found some 'candy' in the cupboard.

For some reason this thread brought that memory rushing back.

 
selfmedicating 2008-11-18 10:26:06 AM  
I offer my sympathies at $999.99 a passing thought.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 10:30:56 AM  
Jonny17: Ideas?

From what I recall, there are conditions related to her child visitation rights.

Secondly, I think Daddy Spears is limiting the amount of partying, and forcing her to wear panties when she goes out.

 
Uzzah 2008-11-18 10:54:51 AM  
Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? How is her life like a prison? Seriously I'm not sure what she's referring to.

Ideas?


FTFA: she tearfully admits: "There's no excitement, there's no passion"

Translation: She's on anti-depressants and doesn't like them. She'd rather be manic.

 
wood 2008-11-18 11:01:48 AM  
mmmmmm...... love me some Britney......mmmmmmmm

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 11:13:07 AM  
Uzzah: Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? How is her life like a prison? Seriously I'm not sure what she's referring to.

Ideas?

FTFA: she tearfully admits: "There's no excitement, there's no passion"

Translation: She's on anti-depressants and doesn't like them. She'd rather be manic.


Could be drug abstinence as well. And the world isn't all that funny when it's not full of purple spiders all the time.

 
rickycal78 2008-11-18 11:29:37 AM  
Uzzah: Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? How is her life like a prison? Seriously I'm not sure what she's referring to.

Ideas?

FTFA: she tearfully admits: "There's no excitement, there's no passion"

Translation: She's on anti-depressants and doesn't like them. She'd rather be manic.


This

My ex-wife was the same way which is why she went off the meds, which is why she's my ex.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-18 11:35:47 AM  
Zanysportslady: madcan34: I don't get it. She WANTS to go back being a spoiled, drugged up, boozing, d*ck hoppin' freakshow who can do whatever she pleases with no repercussions whatsoever?

Is that her definiton of free?

I think that's what she's saying.


Drugs are a helluva rush...

 
Oh_Enough_Already 2008-11-18 11:55:35 AM  
If I was doing a ton of blow and having hot tub group sex with 20 year old female dancers and then I wasn't I'd feel pretty sad also.

 
Mirrorz 2008-11-18 12:13:20 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: If I was doing a ton of blow and having hot tub group sex with 20 year old female dancers and then I wasn't I'd feel pretty sad also.

MMMm. A group of dancer sex with a 20year old hottub full of blow... Something crossed in my imagination.

TOO MANY DETAILS TO HANDLE. TOO MANY DETAILS!

 
kozminnk 2008-11-18 12:39:53 PM  
Her dad's conservator status was made permanent (new window)

Before it was just temporary control of her assets. BUT she AGREED to this. So, personally, I think she should STFU. Boo effing hoo, get your life together and take your shiate back.

 
Lou Stoolz 2008-11-18 12:51:30 PM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Barak vEsh 2008-11-18 01:21:32 PM  
Violin quartet? Fail, subby.

 
gadian [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 01:47:33 PM  
Her dosage is too high. Anti-depressents / anti-psychotics are supposed to enable you to enjoy life and a full gamet of emotions again, not drug you into having neither highs nor lows.

 
EL_FABREZ 2008-11-18 03:09:12 PM  
She does know that she can just quit, right? Just walk away. I'm sure the vapid whore still has some money squirreled away she can live off of.

 
Tourney3p0 2008-11-18 03:38:20 PM  
I had forgotten about her until this article. Perhaps that was the point.

 
xgnu 2008-11-18 04:24:05 PM  
I'd still pee in her butt.

 
killahgrag [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 04:39:22 PM  
I dunno... I dunno... I think I'd still hit both Spears sisters. As long as I could cut out their vocal cords first.

 
low.dose 2008-11-18 05:36:26 PM  
proton: It...It's changing! AHHHAHHHH

that was actually quite creepy...

 
bostonowns 2008-11-18 05:56:01 PM  
how much for the ape?

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 06:04:11 PM  
Britney Spears ruined her life by having kids like every other American.

 
outatime 2008-11-18 06:04:57 PM  
Someone should put her in prison for a couple of years so she can make a more accurate comparison.

 
bukketmaster 2008-11-18 06:55:20 PM  
img120.imageshack.us
/there you go, subby

 
webloid 2008-11-18 07:40:39 PM  
Lock the dumb biatch up for a while and let's see if she still thinks her new life is worse than jail...

 
WhyteRaven74 [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 07:49:36 PM  
It all boils down to how she's treated. If her parents tried to make some amends for using her as a walking ATM, things might improve. But as that won't happen. And worst thing to do to someone is to in effect treat them like they're incapable of handling themselves. Especially if the person doing that, is the also the cause of the initial problems.

 
Byn [TotalFark] 2008-11-18 10:04:39 PM  
Uzzah: Jonny17: What exactly are these restraints she's talking about? How is her life like a prison? Seriously I'm not sure what she's referring to.

Ideas?

FTFA: she tearfully admits: "There's no excitement, there's no passion"

Translation: She's on anti-depressants and doesn't like them. She'd rather be manic.


Yep, I'd say that this is exactly what she means.

 
Displayed 50 of 61 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all


[Continue Farking]