You gotta be farking kidding me.

BAN SPAMITTER!

The internet is as old and as true as the sky. And the farkette with boobies will prosper, but the farker who spams it must die.

silly.
ZOMG a counter! the site dev, must be a friggin genious!

Old enough to know better.

Not old enough to care.

The internet is ssooooooooo old...the IP address of the first server is in roman numerals!

It's as old as Al Gore says it is and not one goddamn second older.

Oooh, can we hear some Al Gore jokes about his hand in it? Unlike every other joke that is repeated thousands of times, this one never gets old!

The Internet is SO old....Jesus had Boobies!

6000 years?

Oh good, Pegasus_CAG decided to be the hack.

The Internet has become self-aware...

...and its a moran.

1. bullshiat
2. yawn
3. whothefarkcares
4. whataworthwhileproject
5. yourmothermustbeproud

Repost, older than the internet, etc.

Funny, I'd expect to see more strings from Japan.

I thought the first portions of the "internet" were connected back in the 60's? Hmmm

All I saw was a black page with a spider web on it.

/I, for one, welcome our new internet using spider overlords

Here's the answer:

Link (^)

How fat is the internet?

AR55: Funny, I'd expect to see more strings from Japan.

This is internet, not tentacle porn, dude

Old enough to have once been a series of tubes.

How stupid is the internet?

Which one?

crypticsatellite: You gotta be farking kidding me.

BAN SPAMITTER!

I am all about banning pretards.

Obviously our savior Hussein Obama will tell us how old the internet is!

Sadsaque,

Thanks for chiming in, simpleton.

You prove a point.

March 9, 1999:
Al Gore to Wolf Blitzer: "...I took the initiative in creating the internet." And the rest is history.



/Thanks Al. I LOVE the internet.

endosymbiont: How stupid is the internet?

How Jewish is the internet?

How banal is the internet?

40?

The digital artifacts only exist to test our faith

How old is intarnet?

How is packet rauted?

The internet's so old, I told it to act it's age, and it died.

michaeld5: /Thanks Al. I LOVE the internet.

See, rightards? You *CAN* use the correct quote and still make fun of Gore! No need to substitute the word "invent" to make it sound worse!

Oh, good, it's legal. Recommence downloading pron.

The Internet began at precisely midnight EST? Surrrre it did.

The Internet:

50% pr0n.
25% LOLcat
20% email (98% of which is ads for R0ll3x and V1@gra)
5% actual informative, usable content, news, engineering data, banking etc..

ubertwit: Sadsaque,
Thanks for chiming in, simpleton.
You prove a point.

Point: You dealt it, I just smelt it.

fatassbastard: michaeld5: /Thanks Al. I LOVE the internet.

See, rightards? You *CAN* use the correct quote and still make fun of Gore! No need to substitute the word "invent" to make it sound worse!

Yes, only evil conseratives make fun of the "invent" thing, and its only purpose is to make the left seem utterly feeble, as they...
Wait, WTF is your problem? Jesus, chill out

How do i shot web?

Colour_out_of_Space: The Internet has become self-aware...

...and its a moran.

But it is still getting a kick out of these replies.

Heroic Poser: The Internet is SO old....Jesus had Boobies!

God damn. Am I the first person to give you props for this?

Well, I lol'd, anyway.

here ya go submitter..

http://www.howoldistheinternet.com/

Bzzzzt wrong, thank you for playing. The ARPANET (which evolved into today's Internet) went live in 1969.

Answer (new window)

I used one of the original six web servers. You didn't.

DIAF

Barakku: Jesus, chill out

It was just a joke, dude. Take your own advice.

Corporate Mofo: 40?

No, 39.

2008-1969 is 39 years.

Duh.

turingtest: Bzzzzt wrong, thank you for playing. The ARPANET (which evolved into today's Internet) went live in 1969.

So.. if it "evolved" into the Internet, doesn't that make it, you know, not the Internet? I mean, since I'm pretty sure none of our other primate ancestors were human.

Barakku
The internet's so Jewish, it thought going abroad meant going to the Catskills.

This reminds me of the "Has Obama taken away your gun yet?" article and invokes a similar response:

WHO GREENLIGHTS THIS CRAP?!?!?!
//It certainly isn't me, I ain't payin' no monthly fee!