I see what subby is doing, but to offer more information than this article (and subby's assumption) there were only two squad cars involved in this accident; 3 officers per car.

To nitpick further, the Nazi rally had nothing to do with the police chase.

Kind of a fail of a headline, in that, if you have to stretch the details to make your headline work, don't bother.

calbert: Kind of a fail of a headline, in that, if you have to stretch the details to make your headline work, don't bother.

Hey, now. Subby's on a mission from God.

calbert: I see what subby is doing, but to offer more information than this article (and subby's assumption) there were only two squad cars involved in this accident; 3 officers per car.

To nitpick further, the Nazi rally had nothing to do with the police chase.

Kind of a fail of a headline, in that, if you have to stretch the details to make your headline work, don't bother.

This explanation was a far bigger fail than the headline.

Thus, +1 subby!

I liked the headline. Who cares if it fit the story?

Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.

t3knomanser: Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.

Follow Idaho's lead and run them out.

You stay classy Chicago; your roads are terrible.

The use of extreme vilence in the breaking up of Illinois Nazi rallies...has been approved.

I just came here to say I participated in this Epic thread.

EliteAnalyst: The American "Nazi" scene consists of 12 emo kids and about 500 scattered souls, 400 of whom are undercover feds, which makes the sudden surge in these kinds of stories all the more laughable. Indeed, had the feds expended a fraction of their anti-"Nazi" efforts toward real, actual terrorist threats then 9-11 may never have happened.

The Crips, Bloods, and Latino Kings have tens of thousands of members and are orders of magnitude a greater threat to America than "Nazis"; America isn't serious about freedom and order unless it does what needs to be done to organized criminals - execute them.

For a guy called "elite analyst" you sure say some dumb stuff.

calbert: To nitpick further, the Nazi rally had nothing to do with the police chase.

Here ya go...Nazis associated with Blues Brothers.

Now will you hush?



HHotlinked.

hm..the special education class wants you all to know....

none of us were impressed.

EliteAnalyst: The American "Nazi" scene consists of 12 emo kids and about 500 scattered souls, 400 of whom are undercover feds, which makes the sudden surge in these kinds of stories all the more laughable. Indeed, had the feds expended a fraction of their anti-"Nazi" efforts toward real, actual terrorist threats then 9-11 may never have happened.

The Crips, Bloods, and Latino Kings have tens of thousands of members and are orders of magnitude a greater threat to America than "Nazis"; America isn't serious about freedom and order unless it does what needs to be done to organized criminals - execute them.

Nice mall.

Malinki: Nice mall.

The place has everything.

Oldiron_79: I just came here to say I participated in this Epic thread.

there is 17 farkin' posts!

They broke my watch!

Malinki: Nice mall.

I just dropped by to say that I used to occasionally joyride in the parking lot of Dixie Square mall (I grew up not too far away) as a teenager in the 80's and my friends and I were chased away by the Harvey police a couple of times because they didn't find a group of teenagers peeling around the parking lot in an old Chevy quoting Blues Brothers lines all that amusing.

NEDM: The place has everything.

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

EliteAnalyst: Stick to the cat threads, sweetie. Grown men talking politics here: beat it.

Great, another pseudo-intellectual condescending douchebag. Fark sure needs more of those.

EliteAnalyst: The American "Nazi" scene consists of 12 emo kids and about 500 scattered souls, 400 of whom are undercover feds

Do me a favor...hold still for just a second....

EliteAnalyst: The American "Nazi" scene consists of 12 emo kids and about 500 scattered souls, 400 of whom are undercover feds, which makes the sudden surge in these kinds of stories all the more laughable. Indeed, had the feds expended a fraction of their anti-"Nazi" efforts toward real, actual terrorist threats then 9-11 may never have happened.

The Crips, Bloods, and Latino Kings have tens of thousands of members and are orders of magnitude a greater threat to America than "Nazis"; America isn't serious about freedom and order unless it does what needs to be done to organized criminals - execute them.

Obama won, now not even white people can commit hate crimes or be racist.

Fix the lighter.

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

Nazis can have rallies just as any other organized political group, like Christians or Gays.

It's not fair to discriminate just because someones political views.

Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
Elwood: No ma'am.
Jake: A Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.

Single White Male: EliteAnalyst: Stick to the cat threads, sweetie. Grown men talking politics here: beat it.

Great, another pseudo-intellectual condescending douchebag. Fark sure needs more of those.

He is just another idiot troll alt. Just put him on your ignore list and be done with it.

I'm eating a wicked pepper steak right now, so I'm really getting a kick out of this thread.

EliteAnalyst: The Crips, Bloods, and Latino Kings...

...the sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

/wait, wut?

Elwood: "S***!"
Jake: "What?"
Elwood: "Rollers."
Jake: "No!"
Elwood: "Yeah."
Jake: "S***!"

Elwood: "They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

Wow... I was hoping for a Chicago thread, refreshed the main page, and here it is...

What are the best places in Chicago to eat?

I need to try Italian beef and Chicago hot dogs, and if there is anything else that is a Chicago must try. I'd also like a kind of fancy, but not ridiculous dinner spot.

/10 Days till I have the Ron Bennington Cupcake

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

I've always loved you.

calbert: I see what subby is doing, but to offer more information than this article (and subby's assumption) there were only two squad cars involved in this accident; 3 officers per car.

To nitpick further, the Nazi rally had nothing to do with the police chase.

Kind of a fail of a headline, in that, if you have to stretch the details to make your headline work, don't bother.

The meme police they come to this thread
The meme police they correct what is said
The meme police will arrest subby, ohhhh nooooo!

hng: Wow... I was hoping for a Chicago thread, refreshed the main page, and here it is...

What are the best places in Chicago to eat?

I need to try Italian beef and Chicago hot dogs, and if there is anything else that is a Chicago must try. I'd also like a kind of fancy, but not ridiculous dinner spot.

/10 Days till I have the Ron Bennington Cupcake

Depends on where in Chicago you will be. Portillo's are all around, and while not the best are still pretty damn good. I like Superdawg on the northwest side. They don't serve beef, but do have a good hot dog and a very unique resturant.

Chicago pizza you can find almost anywhere now, but its very difficult to find beef outside the Chicago area.

"I've always loved you."

"We got both kinds. We got country AND western!"

EliteAnalyst: The American "Nazi" scene consists of 12 emo kids and about 500 scattered souls, 400 of whom are undercover feds, which makes the sudden surge in these kinds of stories all the more laughable. Indeed, had the feds expended a fraction of their anti-"Nazi" efforts toward real, actual terrorist threats then 9-11 may never have happened.

The Crips, Bloods, and Latino Kings have tens of thousands of members and are orders of magnitude a greater threat to America than "Nazis"; America isn't serious about freedom and order unless it does what needs to be done to organized criminals - execute them.

I see what you did there.

/ Nice implication of emo kids, btw.
/ 3/10

You better think about what you say. You better think about the consequences of your actions.

Aw, shut up, woman!

[cue Aretha at her best]

I love that movie sooooo much.

My family went on a vacation to Chicago. Half a day at least was spent touring landmarks from the movie.

We also stopped by the Quik-Stop on our way back from a family wedding in New York City.

We (my dad, brother, and I) confuse the hell out of our mom on a regular basis. But I do have a black and white picture of her at the Quik Stop counter, so it's all good.

Were they on their way to 1060 West Addison?

[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us. Please, please don't kill us. You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault.
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I, I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD.
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman in the mud and walks off]
Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.

Do you have the Miss Piggy?

In the cops' defense, they were 106 miles from Chicago, had a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it was dark, and they were wearing sunglasses...

EliteAnalyst: Single White Male: EliteAnalyst: Stick to the cat threads, sweetie. Grown men talking politics here: beat it.

Great, another pseudo-intellectual condescending douchebag. Fark sure needs more of those.

But it does! At least of the right wing variety; this place is pushing 100% Marxist. Fark needs me and guys like me very badly, otherwise it would consist of thousands of Marxists agreeing on Marxism and talking about their damned cats.



Marxist cats.

Jake: How are you gonna get the band back together, Mr. Hot Rodder? Those cops have your name, your address...
Elwood: They don't have my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.
Jake: 1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.

I bet those cops have got SCMODS.

Was the use of excessive force approved?