The researchers must have discovered Free Republic and Loose Change.

It's not paranoia when they really are after you.

Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough? (new window)

Paranoia more common that thought? So for every thought someone has, they should have at least one, typically more than one bit of paranoia?

Explains the 9/11 conspiracy shiat...

It'll destroy ya.

I see what you did there.

Why are you watching me?

"If you're paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call."
Ha. Paranoid people are funny.

Paranoia: You only have to be right one time to make it all worthwhile

StevenThrasher: Paranoia: You only have to be right one time to make it all worthwhile

That's what I say about handing out candy to kids outside the local Hy Vee

You rule, Subby.
/headline funneh

It strikes deep.

PC LOAD LETTER: The researchers must have discovered Free Republic and Loose Change.

Boy, I'd like to see those people in a room together, but only through a one-way mirror.

/Hotlinked so they can't find me

coco ebert: PC LOAD LETTER: The researchers must have discovered Free Republic and Loose Change.

Boy, I'd like to see those people in a room together, but only through a one-way mirror.

I think Loose Change are just morons in general-gotta go with freep and wonkette, for the equal but opposite in failtacular

I wonder if the results are correlated with an increase in marijuana use. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply, what the heck is in our oxygen supply of the metallic oxide salts that creates a rainbow effect in a sprinkler? What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of effect to happen?

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you."

And, just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I KNOW you're talking about me !! AHHHHH !!!

Anyone who's been to any of the big anti-war demos knows this. Talk to ten people at one of these and you'll find at least one functional yet also completely nutzoid person. The kind who can hold a job, get his own coffee, and then back you into a corner with a glittering eye and rant for forty-five minutes about all the different ways she knows she's being watched....

Protip: Don't ever go to a psychiatrist or a psychologist - they will just diagnose you with something, no matter what

They want your money!

/I'm not even sure I'm being paranoid

"A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."

Wish I thought of that...

Paranoia or situational awareness?

Perfect headline, subby! I wish I could shower you in confetti and balloons and hand you an oversized novelty check.

dan_in_oakland: Anyone who's been to any of the big anti-war demos knows this. Talk to ten people at one of these and you'll find at least one functional yet also completely nutzoid person. The kind who can hold a job, get his own coffee, and then back you into a corner with a glittering eye and rant for forty-five minutes about all the different ways she knows she's being watched....

I think I dated her, until she caught me looking in her window.

deevo: I'm just wondering what the heck is in our water supply, what the heck is in our oxygen supply of the metallic oxide salts that creates a rainbow effect in a sprinkler? What is oozing out of our ground that allows this type of effect to happen?

I love this video (unrelated but the horse/butterfly is better though)...

Oh man, best headline in a long time by far.

Thanks, subby.

WHAT DO THEY MEAN BY THAT???

Yeah, what do they mean by that...?!



\Soupy FTW!

I lol'd so much at reading tag line I snorted coffee into nasal passages......


/you knew that was gonna happen ...DIDN'T YOU!!!

This, along with the LSU win, is making my weekend. :)

/subby

Haha, I laughed way harder than I should have at this headline.

I think that's because it reminded me of my mother.

More common than I think? I dunno about that.
It has always seemed fairly common to me since there'd always be a paranoid person or two at every job I've worked at...for some reason the people who say things such as "people hate me and are out to get me, blah blah blah" always come to me to complain.

Yes, the entire universe is an attempt to drive you insane and kill you. Get over it.

*looks over shoulder*

This is obviously a conspiracy!

They're everywhere, I tell you!

To feed into the subject.

ACTA, EU/US one way data sharing, the new solid state laser (which can potentially change the balance of power if they launch thousands into space), MI5 UK harvesting of phone calls, sms, emails, web pages, etc. The fingerprint requirement the EU is mandating (2 prints from every citizen), the list goes on. There is real stuff to be paranoid about, no wonder paranoia is "normal" :)

Just wanted to applaud subby for writing the only headline I've seen since this T-shirt madness that would actually look good on a T-shirt or bumper sticker. Kudos.

/Still not buying one, though.
//Seriously Drew. T-shirts?!?!
///When will you start offering the commemorative plates, too?

Is it the mailman watching me?

Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they really aren't out to get me- Jimmy Hoffa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwwYWlbP2U

Yeah right, the next thing you'll tell me is the government is monitoring our communications or about private armies on american soil. Take that kind of crazy talk back to Nutsville.

Gray Street beat me to it.

"I always feel like somebody is watching me"

Great, now they're saying that every is as paranoid as I am... no... no they're not gonna make me drop my guard that easily. I'm no fool.

dl1137: Is The Government Spying On Paranoid Schizophrenics Enough? (new window)

I knew that would be the Onion before I moused over the link.

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line until we can trace the call.

The rest is at: http://www.pendulum.org/humor/humor_psych_hotline.html (new window)

If you believe there is a superior being that watches you and judges your actions, you're paranoid!

\That's common alright.

FastJeff: Great, now they're saying that every is as paranoid as I am... no... no they're not gonna make me drop my guard that easily. I'm no fool.

Nicely played

/but what might I mean by that?