Not sure if he traded up or not...

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The blonde has that naughty/cute thing going on (as well as an assload of actual talent), but I will confess to being partial to brunettes (well, redheads actually, but in their absence...).

Doesn't matter. He's too much of a twit to realize what he has, whoever it is.

Who the fark are any of these people?

A young, rich 'rock' star of sorts wearing a purity ring and swearing off sex and drugs is right up there with the 88 year old woman who wins 66 million in the lottery and plans to buy a new mail box.

Haha, this is funny, when that movie 40 days and 40 nights came out, I told several girls I was swearing off sex for lent because (blah blah blah....all several slept with me, including one literally 30 minutes after lent started with a fat tuesday party going on outside my door

Who? some manufactured teenybopper? yawn...next!

mybluemake: Who the fark are any of these people?

this.


it's quite annoying how appearing on the Disney Channel seems to be the only way anyone can really make it big now. Christ, if only they were less annoying.

I also seriously don't get how Disney has that much pull over the media.

keiverarrow: Haha, this is funny, when that movie 40 days and 40 nights came out, I told several girls I was swearing off sex for lent because (blah blah blah....all several slept with me, including one literally 30 minutes after lent started with a fat tuesday party going on outside my door

OMG you're such a cocksmith. Ream me now.

Who the hell is Joe Jonas?

Joe who?

How is this anything that anyone should give a monkey ass-grape about?

Someone who doesn't have sex just dumped his bird in favor of getting another bird, oooh I can't drive but I sold my Ford and bought a Toyota...

I don't like his eyebrows, he could smuggle stuff in those things, pretty sure he's up to something bad.

I'm with Russ on this one.

I have major respect for Nick Jonas, though I may not like his music. There was a recent Rolling Stone interview where he sat down with his hero, Elvis Costello, and they interviewed each other. Definitely a good read. He's more articulate and thoughtful than you'd think.

Link (pops)

John_Rat_Safari: How is this anything that anyone should give a monkey ass-grape about?

Someone who doesn't have sex just dumped his bird in favor of getting another bird, oooh I can't drive but I sold my Ford and bought a Toyota...

I don't like his eyebrows, he could smuggle stuff in those things, pretty sure he's up to something bad.

I'm with Russ on this one.

Is that Rasputin's great-grandson?

The irony is that a purity ring feels really good when you wear it on your masturbating hand.

Since its safe to say he didn't turn Taylor Swift out maybe he can throw her my way.

Why is he so particular about not saying her name? Beetlejuice?

Id say one is easy one .....not so much.

He traded down, in least in the looks department.

What the hell is a CAD?

Feltonl: What the hell is a CAD?

Seconded

Computer Aided Design, moran.

"IT'S MILEY!!"

Oh, wait...(RTFA)

Eh, close enough.