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(ninemsn.com.au) Dumbass Australian premier discovers illegal brothel upstairs from his office. Joins electorate in feeling screwed from above   (news.ninemsn.com.au) divider line 36
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Pope George Ringo [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:12:33 AM  
The guys in the Australian government never heard of "interns" ?

 
Tripped Out Psychedelic Wet Dream 2008-11-16 01:16:55 AM  
That is what I call a sticky situation.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:19:36 AM  
*snicker*

+1 to subby.

 
kmmontandon [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:28:01 AM  
Yeah ... "discovers."

 
OKO [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 04:24:33 AM  
Where did this happen ?

Oh, and leave our idiotic pollies out of it. We have enough problems without everyone else finding out about them.

 
spazzm 2008-11-16 05:35:54 AM  
Was he shocked?

www.hongpong.com
/Shockingly hotlinked

 
Pelagius 2008-11-16 05:38:45 AM  
Austalians eveywhere ae hoified.

 
maddermaxx 2008-11-16 05:45:00 AM  
I'm australian And I'm horrified!

ok, wait for it.....waiiiit.....

and I'm over it. Check Please!

 
Morninglight 2008-11-16 05:45:51 AM  
... Pelagius, please learn to spell.

Aside from this, I'm not surprised. To the Cockroaches, nothing north of the border exists (at least they wish it didn't every State of Origin). ;)

 
WildMonkey 2008-11-16 05:48:25 AM  
It's like being shocked after discovering corruption in politics.

 
mikaloyd 2008-11-16 05:50:10 AM  
Pelagius: Austalians eveywhere ae hoified.

FTFY

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-11-16 05:53:04 AM  
Austalia is not on any maps in my house. is this a conspiacy?

 
Kongressman Grandma 2008-11-16 05:57:28 AM  
I wish my office was directly below a brothel.

 
mikaloyd 2008-11-16 06:14:59 AM  
some_beew_dwinker: Austalia is not on any maps in my house. is this a conspiacy?

Fwiends Austwalians and countwymen. I come heah not to pwaise Caesuh but to buwy him. How could he know theuh was pwostitution going on ovuh his vewy head? Theuh was no way he would have wecognized whowes on sight.

 
geetus 2008-11-16 06:17:27 AM  
Good grief. I thought everyone knew not to build under a brothel. There's just too much farking overhead.

 
nealpolitan 2008-11-16 06:35:36 AM  
geetus: Good grief. I thought everyone knew not to build under a brothel. There's just too much farking overhead.

img.photobucket.com

Hey-oh!

 
missmika 2008-11-16 06:47:58 AM  
some_beer_drinker: Austalia is not on any maps in my house. is this a conspiacy?

jasonjeffrey.files.wordpress.com

 
One-Armed Badger 2008-11-16 07:06:43 AM  
New South Wales is Australia's oldest and most populous state. Its premier works in offices below the Tiantian Chinese Massage Parlour.

I'm guessing the tax rate in Australia is pretty low.

 
vat_man 2008-11-16 07:22:20 AM  
New South Wales is Australia's oldest and most populous state. Its premier works in offices below the Tiantian Chinese Massage Parlour.

I'm guessing the tax rate in Australia is pretty low.


I could go into a long and boring explanation of the differences between constituency offices and the Premier's actual working office in the city, but I'm drunk, can't be bothered, and don't want to.

 
michaeld5 2008-11-16 07:26:50 AM  
Krikey!!

bioweb.uwlax.edu

 
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 2008-11-16 07:29:21 AM  
So is the meme finally dead where we talk about beer and dirndls in threads about Austia?

 
mvd 2008-11-16 07:49:16 AM  
well played subber

 
licktheloki 2008-11-16 08:03:05 AM  
Reminds me of my high school job. It was located in an area of town that had boomed back in the 40s, been run down into the ground, and was recently seeing a resurgence of prosperity. I worked at one of the new upscale retail stores there. We had rented out the floor of an old bank across the street to use as a storage area. It didn't take me three trips over there to realize that the "consulting business" that rented the floor above us was, as my manager liked to call it, a "seedy -- no pun intended -- operation."

My point being that if you work near a brothel it's hard not to notice. I call shenanigans!

/there was also a crack house across the other street, we got to watch it get raided

 
Damn Man 2008-11-16 08:03:34 AM  
vat_man:One-armed Badger: New South Wales is Australia's oldest and most populous state. Its premier works in offices below the Tiantian Chinese Massage Parlour.

I'm guessing the tax rate in Australia is pretty low.

I could go into a long and boring explanation of the differences between constituency offices and the Premier's actual working office in the city, but I'm drunk, can't be bothered, and don't want to.


http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24561621-5001021,00.html

Same classy Premier too imagine that.

 
phrawgh 2008-11-16 08:32:06 AM  
As long as he doesn't invade Poland it will be ok.

 
Kit Carson 2008-11-16 08:44:37 AM  
Fwiends Austwalians and countwymen. I come heah not to pwaise Caesuh but to buwy him. How could he know theuh was pwostitution going on ovuh his vewy head? Theuh was no way he would have wecognized whowes on sight.



Barney Frank?


 
bizzle_macizzle 2008-11-16 09:33:53 AM  
Brothels are actually legal in Canberra

 
Welcome to the Machine [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 09:41:03 AM  
how old are they?!?!!111??

i231.photobucket.com

 
rigmort 2008-11-16 10:03:46 AM  
You know who else was Australian?

img.slate.com

 
mfaby 2008-11-16 10:14:31 AM  
Nice headline, smitty.

+1

 
aniyn 2008-11-16 10:41:05 AM  
And let me guess, he only found it by trying to get directions to get away from it?

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 10:52:18 AM  
Flawless headline.
+1

 
ssrat 2008-11-16 01:59:01 PM  
The only thing that goes to show is that the start up costs for a legal brothel are to high, if there are still illegal brothels going on.

I remember some "research" where the price was 3-4x the amount ion the legal brothels than it was for the "home business"

 
MightyJuice 2008-11-16 02:23:08 PM  
They had to close the premier's home for financial reasons.

Too much farking overhead.

/I thank you.
//I'm here all week

 
I_Can't_Reset_My_Password 2008-11-16 08:33:16 PM  
Hey, in Rhode Island, we discovered that the DOT had an office above a strip joint. In a building owned by the state of RI, IIRC...

 
angie-p 2008-11-17 02:50:10 AM  
happy ending

/"follow up" article i guess you could say...

 
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