"I find you lil doggy for $100 dollar. Call me now"

Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.

A fool and his money are some party.

they know what it wants

In other words, high stakes?

well played.

"I'm sensing an 'S' word. Snake...Spain...no...Stale..."


/yeah, he's also a fraud.

Thas cold, cold reading.

Pyschics.

Serious business.

I knew you would call me!

I read that as 'sex psychics' and was very very confused.

I thought it said 'physicists' then assumed the worst with Heisenberg.

I don't know what's worse: that desperate people will turn to anything at all for help, or that there are charlatans who will oblige them.

I walked away from you to find out who I really am. If you don't stop all this, my lawyers will file a restraining order. Cinnamon.

SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.

I was coming in to say it sounds like Dirk's branching out, but... well, guess it's covered.

Maybe it's just coincidence, but the Korean restaurant down the street is having a special on York chops.

SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

They tried, but the only answer they could come up with is "A suffusion of yellow."

SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.

I suggest collar i.d.

I put a cell phone in my dog's ass.
Wait...that was the Death Row Inmate story.

phlegmmo: I suggest collar i.d.

Brimming with win.

Psychics are just as worthless as I am, But I knew I would say that.


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The only people who are more mentally retarded than those who believe in ghosts or aliens visiting us in our sleep are people who believe in "psychics." 1150 called and says, "Get over this psychic shiat, moran!"

I'm a Psychic.
I was getting a kick out of this thread two weeks ago.

Oh, and please remind all of the "believers" that Hale Bopp" is'nt too far away to pick them up!

PartTimeSaint: I'm a Psychic.
I was getting a kick out of this thread two weeks ago.

I knew that, and sunday morning you will wake up and see the world in a new way, or not. Either way we are both right, unless you dont wake up.

I'm a psychic too! Turns out you had a previous life on the Titanic where you tried to save people! Funny shiat eh?

Oh the dog? Dog's don't have souls, so I can't track them.

I always get excited when I see people spelling "psychic" correctly.

Clearly they need to get Mei-Li on the case.

My pug has teh psychic powers, I tell you.

naveline: I always get excited when I see people spelling "psychic" correctly.

[checks profile] Hmm.

Psychic.

Psychic.

Psychic.

cksewell: "I find you lil doggy for $100 dollar. Call me now"

100 dollar dollars?

They hired six, count 'em, six psychics. I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess that just in case 5 were wrong?

Hang up the phone and go the fark out of the house and look for it.

fanbladesaresharp: They hired six, count 'em, six psychics. I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess that just in case 5 were wrong?

Hang up the phone and go the fark out of the house and look for it.

You gotta think, I got a pet...I got a responsibility

/get off your ass
//find that farking dog

I've gotta say, if you hire tracking dogs to find your dog and you still can't find it, it's gone. or those tracking dogs are crap.

this is why you always leave a small back of cocaine, with a tiny hole, around the dog's neck.

I think the only thing sadder than people who believe in psychics are those who honestly believe they are psychic.

if a dog in the forest wants steak, and no one is around to hear him, does he still want steak?

This couple is exhibiting impressive levels of stupid.

I think the dog might be better off with smarter owners.


although, maybe a dog gets along pretty well with highly gullible owners. They probably thought the dog had all sorts of human emotions. Dumb people very readily anthropomorphize their pets.


(anthropomorphize is hard word to spell right. even windows spellcheck gets it wrong)

First off: Subby, Your headline = win.

Second: PartTimeSaint: You win the thread. Here's some cake. 8D

They've posted fliers, mailed out postcards, hired a company to call 2,500 neighboring homes, placed ads online and in the local paper, and consulted pet psychics -- six of them.

I hate telemarketers.

KenBa: if a dog in the forest wants steak, and no one is around to hear him, does he still want steak?

Ask deaf people.

People that believe in psychics are better off without money.

Am I the only one that noticed they gave out these idiots' phone number?

At least this isn't /b/, or the would involve ritual suicide

/Approves

They still don't know where it is, but they know what it wants

Do they know how to get it?

/bollocks

It's almost like we need to make defrauding people illegal.

These nutjobs probably scared the dog away. Idiots.