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(CBS Sacramento) Sappy Couple hires six psychics to find missing dog. They still don't know where it is, but they know what it wants   (cbs13.com) divider line 50
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cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 12:34:07 AM  
i517.photobucket.com

"I find you lil doggy for $100 dollar. Call me now"

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 12:40:01 AM  
Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.

 
abb3w [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 12:55:28 AM  
A fool and his money are some party.

 
phlegmmo 2008-11-16 01:28:07 AM  
they know what it wants

In other words, high stakes?

 
Man On Fire 2008-11-16 01:28:18 AM  
well played.

 
Scutter 2008-11-16 01:28:25 AM  
"I'm sensing an 'S' word. Snake...Spain...no...Stale..."


/yeah, he's also a fraud.

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-11-16 01:31:21 AM  
Thas cold, cold reading.

 
12monkeys 2008-11-16 01:31:31 AM  
Pyschics.
imagechan.com
Serious business.

 
Mantour 2008-11-16 01:33:58 AM  
I knew you would call me!

 
Antidamascus 2008-11-16 01:35:36 AM  
I read that as 'sex psychics' and was very very confused.

 
thebigmike1983 [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:37:02 AM  
I thought it said 'physicists' then assumed the worst with Heisenberg.

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:37:57 AM  
I don't know what's worse: that desperate people will turn to anything at all for help, or that there are charlatans who will oblige them.

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-11-16 01:38:09 AM  
I walked away from you to find out who I really am. If you don't stop all this, my lawyers will file a restraining order. Cinnamon.
www.all-about-paws.com

 
CheekyMunky [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:40:03 AM  
SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.


I was coming in to say it sounds like Dirk's branching out, but... well, guess it's covered.

 
Black plus White equals President 2008-11-16 01:42:54 AM  
www.petpro.com

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-16 01:44:52 AM  
Maybe it's just coincidence, but the Korean restaurant down the street is having a special on York chops.

 
EdgeRunner 2008-11-16 01:46:05 AM  
SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

They tried, but the only answer they could come up with is "A suffusion of yellow."

 
InternationalShoe 2008-11-16 01:49:53 AM  
SilentStrider: Did they at least use holistic methods?

no?
then thats why they failed.

/if that's obscure, turn in your geek card.


www.douglasadams.info

 
phlegmmo 2008-11-16 01:50:39 AM  
I suggest collar i.d.

 
PartTimeSaint 2008-11-16 02:00:48 AM  
I put a cell phone in my dog's ass.
Wait...that was the Death Row Inmate story.

 
PJMurphy 2008-11-16 02:10:49 AM  
phlegmmo: I suggest collar i.d.

Brimming with win.

 
ianjames 2008-11-16 02:14:44 AM  
Psychics are just as worthless as I am, But I knew I would say that.


I

 
tonesskin [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 02:15:02 AM  
The only people who are more mentally retarded than those who believe in ghosts or aliens visiting us in our sleep are people who believe in "psychics." 1150 called and says, "Get over this psychic shiat, moran!"

 
PartTimeSaint 2008-11-16 02:18:52 AM  
I'm a Psychic.
I was getting a kick out of this thread two weeks ago.

 
ianjames 2008-11-16 02:18:56 AM  
Oh, and please remind all of the "believers" that Hale Bopp" is'nt too far away to pick them up!

 
ianjames 2008-11-16 02:22:29 AM  
PartTimeSaint: I'm a Psychic.
I was getting a kick out of this thread two weeks ago.


I knew that, and sunday morning you will wake up and see the world in a new way, or not. Either way we are both right, unless you dont wake up.

 
Jaws_Victim 2008-11-16 02:29:22 AM  
I'm a psychic too! Turns out you had a previous life on the Titanic where you tried to save people! Funny shiat eh?

Oh the dog? Dog's don't have souls, so I can't track them.

 
naveline 2008-11-16 02:36:56 AM  
I always get excited when I see people spelling "psychic" correctly.

 
MBooda 2008-11-16 02:39:21 AM  
Clearly they need to get Mei-Li on the case.
www.thedacrons.com

 
goofoffgoose 2008-11-16 02:40:19 AM  
My pug has teh psychic powers, I tell you.

img378.imageshack.us

 
steveGswine 2008-11-16 02:42:48 AM  
naveline: I always get excited when I see people spelling "psychic" correctly.

[checks profile] Hmm.

Psychic.

Psychic.

Psychic.

 
Larry Mahnken [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 02:42:51 AM  
cksewell: "I find you lil doggy for $100 dollar. Call me now"

100 dollar dollars?

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-11-16 02:45:12 AM  
They hired six, count 'em, six psychics. I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess that just in case 5 were wrong?

Hang up the phone and go the fark out of the house and look for it.

 
amesirow 2008-11-16 02:50:27 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: They hired six, count 'em, six psychics. I'm gonna take a stab at this and guess that just in case 5 were wrong?

Hang up the phone and go the fark out of the house and look for it.


You gotta think, I got a pet...I got a responsibility

/get off your ass
//find that farking dog

 
mxwjs 2008-11-16 03:07:31 AM  
I've gotta say, if you hire tracking dogs to find your dog and you still can't find it, it's gone. or those tracking dogs are crap.

this is why you always leave a small back of cocaine, with a tiny hole, around the dog's neck.

 
shadowself 2008-11-16 03:11:17 AM  
I think the only thing sadder than people who believe in psychics are those who honestly believe they are psychic.

 
Occam'sLadySchick [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 03:17:38 AM  
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KenBa 2008-11-16 03:37:25 AM  
if a dog in the forest wants steak, and no one is around to hear him, does he still want steak?

 
drxym 2008-11-16 03:38:13 AM  
This couple is exhibiting impressive levels of stupid.

 
dbaggins 2008-11-16 03:47:26 AM  
I think the dog might be better off with smarter owners.


although, maybe a dog gets along pretty well with highly gullible owners. They probably thought the dog had all sorts of human emotions. Dumb people very readily anthropomorphize their pets.


(anthropomorphize is hard word to spell right. even windows spellcheck gets it wrong)

 
BaronVonAsshat 2008-11-16 03:53:53 AM  
First off: Subby, Your headline = win.

Second: PartTimeSaint: You win the thread. Here's some cake. 8D

 
mikaloyd 2008-11-16 04:32:35 AM  
They've posted fliers, mailed out postcards, hired a company to call 2,500 neighboring homes, placed ads online and in the local paper, and consulted pet psychics -- six of them.

I hate telemarketers.

 
mikaloyd 2008-11-16 04:37:35 AM  
KenBa: if a dog in the forest wants steak, and no one is around to hear him, does he still want steak?

Ask deaf people.

 
WildMonkey 2008-11-16 04:46:12 AM  
People that believe in psychics are better off without money.

 
Ikronix 2008-11-16 04:58:58 AM  
Am I the only one that noticed they gave out these idiots' phone number?

At least this isn't /b/, or the img1.fark.net would involve ritual suicide

 
Uhhllipsis 2008-11-16 06:13:48 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/Approves

 
geetus 2008-11-16 06:20:36 AM  
They still don't know where it is, but they know what it wants

Do they know how to get it?

/bollocks

 
Ow My Balls 2008-11-16 09:02:53 AM  
i471.photobucket.com

 
strathmeyer 2008-11-16 03:35:18 PM  
It's almost like we need to make defrauding people illegal.

 
simpsonfan 2008-11-16 06:44:31 PM  
These nutjobs probably scared the dog away. Idiots.

 
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