that's just payback for naming his dog 'yuffie' ...

Local lobbyist repeatedly stabbed by wild buck

I blame Obama

Complete with bloody groin pic goodness.

dewars-rocks: ocal lobbyist repeatedly stabbed by wild buck

I blame Obama

Obviously you did not RTFA:

The lobbyist, who served as a Democrat in Maryland's House from 1987 until 1999, joked that the attack may have had political ramifications.

"Not to get too partisan, but I'm convinced it was a Republican deer, because it happened right where we had our Obama sign. And all the deer could do was attack, attack, attack. So it had to be a Republican deer."

A Republican deer...oh My GAWD!

Hey, you know who else got stabbed in the groin with antlers?...

Lobbyist?

Must have been a Evul Lieberal deer.

rut...rut...rut...

November is not the time to be messing with a buck. They are just angry, fighting and farking machines during the November rut.

vincent_blackshadow: that's just payback for naming his dog 'yuffie' ...

I was going to say: "Anyone who names their dog Yuffie deserves an antler in the groin." You beat me to it.

You win. This time.

Yay for the deer.

/hates lobbyists

They feel his pain

Deer are nothing to fark with. Bambi's mother probably got what she deserved.

Gets a shot in the groin by a deer, then closes the wound with a paper binder, cotton and antiseptic... then goes to a meeting before going to the hospital.

Large caliber brass testicles on that bastard right there.

then -


now -


gr-gr-gr-groin injury! groooiiin injury!

/couldn't find the right screen cap - but you get the point

elvisaintdead: then -


now -


gr-gr-gr-groin injury! groooiiin injury!

/couldn't find the right screen cap - but you get the point

Ha ha. That is the first thing that came to mind when I clicked the link but I was too lazy to post the comparison images.

You'd think deer would trend democratic after Palin's fetish for
moose hunting became public....

Seriously, though: that's my hometown, and there is a severe
deer problem thanks to the NIST campus not allowing controlled
hunts due to the undue influence of animal rights idiots on
federal policy.

Bill Brasky would like to buy this guy a gallon of beer.

If only there was a way to dispense death from a distance, perhaps by hurling a small metal projectile -possibly propelled by some expanding gasses?- at a target...

wait a minute, let me get this straight. The man is stabbed in the groin, applies an office stationary device to his manhood, and travels 40 miles to make a meeting? WTF was going on at that meeting?

"hey Gilbert, that paper clip holding your nutsack together just fell off. Where's my money?"

inebriated brain: wait a minute, let me get this straight. The man is stabbed in the groin, applies an office stationary device to his manhood, and travels 40 miles to make a meeting? WTF was going on at that meeting?

"hey Gilbert, that paper clip holding your nutsack together just fell off. Where's my money?"

Around here, we call it Tuesday.

Deer kill more people than bears, mountain lions, sharks, and poisonous snakes combined. RLY. (Mostly car wrecks)

What are you doing to solve this problem? I'm doing my part, I eat every one of the bastards that comes within firing range. OM NOM NOM

FTA: he realized he had to prevent getting stabbed in a vital organ


I would say it was a bit late for that, but that's just me...

Quick solution:



/hotlinked
//hungry for delicious deer
///MmmmMmmmMmmm

Cyclometh: Gets a shot in the groin by a deer, then closes the wound with a paper binder, cotton and antiseptic... then goes to a meeting before going to the hospital.

Large caliber brass testicles on that bastard right there.

Dude was a Democratic lobbyist. I'd love to have been at the meeting though:

"Gil, what's with the limp? You're walking kind of funny?"
"Nothing to worry about, Mike. I had a little run-in with a deer. Now, about that bill we've been working on."
"Um...okay...what about the blood?"
"Oh, you know...wife's on the rag, ha-ha."

If you been living in the country you know there's two things that keep my kind of people out of the woods. Rut season, hunter season.

I have nothing against wild life management. When Billy-Joe-Jim-Bob drinks his short case of beer and carries a 20 round clip on his new Chinese made SKS. It's time to leave the woods.

My kind of woodsy people carry a knife. When a deer, in rut, attacks is an opportunity. DINNER TIME!

GaryPDX: A Republican deer...oh My GAWD!

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that deer probably favor gun control, so it's probably more moderate than anything

One of my coworkers has a dog named Yiffy. :(

FTFA:
After a couple of seconds, I realized this was going to be a serious situation, because the deer then put its antlers down and was getting ready to charge Yuffie, who was barking at her," Genn said. "At that point I tore down the driveway screaming 'Yuffie get away.'"

Leave the dog for dead. Buck deer are a lot bigger and meaner than you think and they will kill you.

/I guess he knows that now.

Full pic goodness.

Hero tag for the deer?

Genn said his mind flashed to the tragic death of "Crock Hunter" Steve Irwin and he realized he had to prevent getting stabbed in a vital organ.

Any organ would suck

Dispector: Quick solution:



/hotlinked
//hungry for delicious deer
///MmmmMmmmMmmm

Have you ever tried to shoot a deer with a shotgun? You know you'll have to be standing next to it to kill it, right? Otherwise, you'd have very messy, pissed-off deer.

Thray: One of my coworkers has a dog named Yiffy. :(

Oh...wow...that's xD

Full pic goodness...for real now.

hershmire: Dispector: Quick solution:



/hotlinked
//hungry for delicious deer
///MmmmMmmmMmmm

Have you ever tried to shoot a deer with a shotgun? You know you'll have to be standing next to it to kill it, right? Otherwise, you'd have very messy, pissed-off deer.

Try buckshot, not birdshot

Is it legal for some hospital person to be taking pics of a patient that winds up being posted in a story on the net?

Anavrinman: Hero tag for the deer?

sullyman: November is not the time to be messing with a buck. They are just angry, fighting and farking machines during the November rut.
/never hunted after that
Many Moons Ago,
While bow hunting, I watched a 8pt buck come within ten yards and he called a couple of does over and had his way with them and called another one after that, and again.....and....and...

skinink: Is it legal for some hospital person to be taking pics of a patient that winds up being posted in a story on the net?

Coulda been his wife, silly willy.

Did he need a bam-ba-lance?

wanted for questioning

/hot like an impaled groin

hershmire: Dispector: Quick solution:

/hotlinked
//hungry for delicious deer
///MmmmMmmmMmmm

Have you ever tried to shoot a deer with a shotgun? You know you'll have to be standing next to it to kill it, right? Otherwise, you'd have very messy, pissed-off deer.

Yep, most counties in my state forbid rifle hunting. But, using buckshot (as Barakku mentioned) or slugs is a sure way to drop 'em. I shoot with my 870 Super Mag which allows me to shoot 3 1/2s. It's got some power behind it.

Although, I admit that I'd prefer to shoot with a rifle... but it's not always legal.

skinink: Is it legal for some hospital person to be taking pics of a patient that winds up being posted in a story on the net?

Who cares? Violation of someone's personal rights for the emotional scarring of others is a win-win in my book.

Yuffie?

The manclip

"It impaled me in the groin area. At that point, literally, I took the antler and pulled it out of me."

This is something I hope to never utter in my lifetime, literally.

Goddammit Flameysauce!

"Not to get too partisan, but I'm convinced it was a Republican deer, because it happened right where we had our Obama sign. And all the deer could do was attack, attack, attack. So it had to be a Republican deer."

Tis the season to be political. fa lalalalala

NRA4EVR: Full pic goodness...for real now.

OUCH! :-( Poor guy!

His scar will be a nice conversation opener at those wild lobbyist parties