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(Post-Tribune) Amusing "On the ballot, toward the top, were small designs associated with the political party labels. Republicans had an elephant. Libertarians had the Statue of Liberty. But next to Democrats? A chicken?"   (post-trib.com) divider line 49
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Atillathepun [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 11:48:14 AM  
The writer of said article has an ideal name for such material.

 
Mordant [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 12:01:33 PM  
Imagine being an elephant and getting your ass handed to you by a chicken...

Not that there was anything to be proud of before anyway though.

 
Bob Balaban 2008-11-15 12:10:02 PM  
Pics or it didn't happen

 
d23 2008-11-15 12:16:19 PM  
people are so stupid.

this is on every ballot in Indiana. The rooster pic even shows up on our touchscreen voting machines in our county.

 
zymurgist 2008-11-15 12:21:19 PM  
There's a new sheriff (new window)in town.

 
RandomExcess 2008-11-15 12:25:19 PM  
Rooster is a kind of chicken. So, stay with me here, if it was a rooster, then it was a chicken.

Rooster = Male Chicken
Hen = Female Chicken

 
real shaman [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 12:31:40 PM  
Atillathepun: The writer of said article has an ideal name for such material.

huh?

 
SpeshilEdjukashin [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 12:32:45 PM  
Sounds about right. Either that or an ass. ;)

 
bionicFAG 2008-11-15 12:44:13 PM  
Cocks for Democracy, FTW!

/ducks

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 12:57:42 PM  
zymurgist: There's a new sheriff (new window)in town.

And a new lawyer:


/this is my county--I didn't even notice that on the ballot

 
ne2d [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 12:59:56 PM  
Oops--got hotlink pwned; let's try this one:

tn1-3.pv.deviantart.com

 
jbc [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 01:07:28 PM  
RandomExcess: Rooster is a kind of chicken. So, stay with me here, if it was a rooster, then it was a chicken.

Rooster = Male Chicken
Hen = Female Chicken


Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?

 
redqueenmeg 2008-11-15 01:15:15 PM  
Shouldn't it have been a mouse?

bestiary.ca

/that's hot

 
SuperSally [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:06:44 PM  
The rooster is the official Democrat animal of Kentucky, in case you were curious.

Kentucky Democratic Party (new window)

 
MisterTweak 2008-11-15 02:39:15 PM  
But, will "straight ticket" voters stick with the cock?

color me amused.

 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:46:33 PM  
was it a big black cock?

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:11:42 PM  
Pay attention now...
g-ecx.images-amazon.com

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:29:16 PM  
They've come to snuff the rooster....

 
Pechorin 2008-11-15 03:40:13 PM  
The only people who should be offended are the ones who read the article.

"Before Democrats get too, insulted, it turns out it's a rooster. And it was the party that chose the bird."

Who wrote this, an 8 year old?

 
12349876 2008-11-15 03:46:14 PM  
Here are Kentucky's images.

i285.photobucket.com

/log cabin, even funnier than the cock

 
RemyDuron 2008-11-15 03:47:23 PM  
Log cabin for Republicans? AWESOME! I LOVE MY STATE!

 
12349876 2008-11-15 03:49:25 PM  
RemyDuron: Log cabin for Republicans? AWESOME! I LOVE MY STATE!

I think it was originally supposed to represent Abraham Lincoln who was born in a log cabin in Kentucky, but now it is LOL material.

 
sinanju 2008-11-15 03:50:18 PM  
i40.photobucket.com

You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:51:25 PM  
12349876: Here are Kentucky's images.



/log cabin, even funnier than the cock


Is that a squirrel next to the Constitution Party?

 
Pechorin 2008-11-15 03:51:31 PM  
The Republican Party should consider using a dead Iraqi child who was torn apart by a cluster bomb as its logo.

/flame on

 
TheRaven7 2008-11-15 03:53:23 PM  
12349876: RemyDuron: Log cabin for Republicans? AWESOME! I LOVE MY STATE!

I think it was originally supposed to represent Abraham Lincoln who was born in a log cabin in Kentucky, but now it is LOL material.


Yes. Yes it is.

here's why (new window)

 
RemyDuron 2008-11-15 03:54:20 PM  
12349876: RemyDuron: Log cabin for Republicans? AWESOME! I LOVE MY STATE!

I think it was originally supposed to represent Abraham Lincoln who was born in a log cabin in Kentucky, but now it is LOL material.


Oh, I get the reference. It's still funny.

 
12349876 2008-11-15 04:08:24 PM  
Aarontology: 12349876: Here are Kentucky's images.



/log cabin, even funnier than the cock

Is that a squirrel next to the Constitution Party?


it's an eagle in flight

 
Aarontology [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 04:15:47 PM  
12349876: it's an eagle in flight

Damn. There goes the easy "nuttier than squirrel turds" joke.

 
Tabatha Static 2008-11-15 04:39:53 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

 
Mad Canadian 2008-11-15 04:45:05 PM  
Just want to point out that the French hockey team, they have a rooster on their jerseys.

/Cheese eating surrender monkeys - on ice!

 
Bacontastesgood 2008-11-15 05:00:41 PM  
RandomExcess: Rooster is a kind of chicken. So, stay with me here, if it was a rooster, then it was a chicken.

What about a hen? There's one too many! That's sick!

 
TaGirl_Keri 2008-11-15 05:02:14 PM  
The writer had better hope that the Sydney Roosters don't read his article. The Roosters are a Sydney Rugby League Club.

 
RobbieFal 2008-11-15 05:04:26 PM  
12349876: Here are Kentucky's images.

/log cabin, even funnier than the cock


Why couldn't the Constitution Party find a more fitting image. Something to tell people "We are crazy"

 
drkdstryer [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:37:43 PM  
sinanju: i40.photobucket.com

You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.


Brilliant.

 
VonAether 2008-11-15 05:56:15 PM  
sinanju: You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a chicken, Boo.

Let's see.... I'm not sure of the exchange rate, but you owe me a new keyboard and I owe you an Internet. Shall we call it even?

 
pdkl95 2008-11-15 05:58:51 PM  
zymurgist: There's a new sheriff (new window)in town.

He's a chicken, I tell ya! A giant chicken!!

/no man that saves a puppy is a chicken!

 
rathoth 2008-11-15 06:00:25 PM  
FTA:Before Democrats get too, insulted, it turns out it's a rooster. And it was the party that chose the bird.

And I thought it was the Republican who liked the cock.

 
doobiebrother 2008-11-15 06:00:38 PM  
penis says jane huh?

 
Ablejack 2008-11-15 06:09:03 PM  
respect the cock

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:24:56 PM  
heh heh picture of a chicken for the Democrats...

To quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true."

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:58:12 PM  
RandomExcess: Rooster is a kind of chicken. So, stay with me here, if it was a rooster, then it was a chicken.

Rooster = Male Chicken
Hen = Female Chicken


You and your fancy pants sets and subsets.

 
rathoth 2008-11-15 08:07:09 PM  
CanisNoir: heh heh picture of a chicken for the Democrats...

To quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true."


That's it? That's all?


So CanisNoir, Bevets and GaryPDX walk in to a bar,
And the bartender says "Hey Bob! The usual?"

/;)

 
PerfectlyCromulent 2008-11-15 08:20:25 PM  
CanisNoir: heh heh picture of a chicken for the Democrats...

To quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true."


www.radaronline.com

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how gay your party is.

 
SuperSally [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 08:38:57 PM  
MisterTweak: But, will "straight ticket" voters stick with the cock?

color me amused.


Actually, when I was a kid my mom always voted straight party ticket and she would tell me, "Let's go make that rooster crow!"

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2008-11-16 12:31:46 AM  
PerfectlyCromulent: CanisNoir: heh heh picture of a chicken for the Democrats...

To quote Homer Simpson: "It's funny because it's true."



I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how gay your party is.


Well played sir!

Rathoth in truth it's a silly article with a silly premise; it didn't warrant my A game ;)

 
seaseasea 2008-11-16 01:30:02 AM  
For more information, visit Greenfield, Indiana.

www.hmdb.org

 
seaseasea 2008-11-16 01:31:54 AM  
citation for above image:

Link (new window)

 
far_cue 2008-11-17 02:46:56 AM  
The surrender party represented by a chicken? If the shoe fits, wear it.

 
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