To be fair, Rove did make the country wretched enough to elect a half-breed black Marxist Kenyan Muslim terrorist.

Fortunately, we elected Obama instead.

Well given that his political style of fear and smear is one of the factors that drove many people away from the GOP, I'd say he has a point.

Yeah i think he may be right. If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values instead of the rovian tactics he was convinced were the only way to win, he might not have lost.

Arrest him.

I'm not generally a violent person, but I would gladly pay a fee to give Rove a few pimp slaps...

Asa Phelps: If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values

McCain's main attraction was his instincts and values. Why did he ever think the Atwater/Rove path was good for him? Why did he chicken out when he was told Leiberman for VP would cause a floor fight? After Obama's Invesco speech and the hurricane interruption, he NEEDED a floor fight where he whipped ass to show just how strong he was. Instead, he caved like he really didn't believe in his instincts and values. Strange man.

Asa Phelps: Yeah i think he may be right. If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values instead of the rovian tactics he was convinced were the only way to win, he might not have lost.

I think McCain did run his campaign on his own instincts and values. If he had values he would not have done it. McCain 2000 was the fake. The real McCain ran this time.

Exodus2001: Asa Phelps: Yeah i think he may be right. If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values instead of the rovian tactics he was convinced were the only way to win, he might not have lost.

I think McCain did run his campaign on his own instincts and values. If he had values he would not have done it. McCain 2000 was the fake. The real McCain ran this time.

Sort of what I feel at this point. Why do think the McCain of 2000 is real but the one of 2008 is not? Here's what I think: McCain is an amiable and friendly guy in person but who's position on issues are basically all about political expediency. In the early 2000s, after he lost, he saw an opportunity by standing in opposition to Washington and being part of the "straight talk" express because it was unusual at the time. It wasn't working in 2008, so he just flipped.

Well "evil bastard" is too long to fit on a tag but how about plain

God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

He sent him some funny stamps.



Is it Acid?Acid?Acid?

NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Imagine if Fred Phelps protests his funeral.

He's worried that Fox won't keep bringing him back as a pundit for the next eight years.

beve [TotalFark] Quote 2008-11-15 12:23:05 PM
NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Imagine if Fred Phelps protests his funeral.


Please don't divide by zero

beve: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Imagine if Fred Phelps protests his funeral.

It will be the first time that people here actually sided with Phelps.

And when Phelps dies....the Fark mods should just abandon that thread. Holy hell, it will be the most epic thread ever. Not even the trolls here try to pretend to defend that guy.

Hopefully he realize that he's also helped accelerate the implosion of the Republican party because of the rift between moderates, corporatists and the religious wings of the party.

I picture him sitting in his chair at home, laughing maniacally, steepling his fingers.

Anybody else?

Why is there no Evil Bastard tag?

There is but it's kept in Cheney's man sized safe and Drew still hasn't figured out a way past the pools full of laser-enhanced sharks in order to get to it.

/Thanx fer askin', btw.

NeverDrunk23: beve: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Imagine if Fred Phelps protests his funeral.

It will be the first time that people here actually sided with Phelps.

And when Phelps dies....the Fark mods should just abandon that thread. Holy hell, it will be the most epic thread ever. Not even the trolls here try to pretend to defend that guy.

Please stop. I'm getting warm and giggly inside just thinking about how epic that thread will be. I rarely wish death on anybody, however, I wish death upon him, just because I can't stop thinking about that Fark thread, hehehe...

If you consider "letting Osama Bin Laden get away," then yes, he (and republicans in general) are responsible for the victory.


/When it comes to Terrorism, the GOP brings a vagina to a gun fight.

PizzaJedi81: I picture him sitting in his chair at home, laughing maniacally, steepling his fingers.

If he wore lasses and had a beard, it'd be something like this:

Hang on now... he got us Bush, without Bush there would be no Obama, without Obama there will be no Palin 2012.

(jk on the Palin thing...)

'Tell me again how you got Obama elected, grandpa!'

Rove is certainly a master strategist but let's be honest, it didn't take much to beat this guy:



What a douchebag !

come to think of it, if things were so great in the late 90's, this douchebag should have won by a landslide:

Yeah, I would say that Rove, Bush and their politics did help quite a bit with Obama getting elected.

thanks a lot karl you P.O.S.

Some stuff is leaking out on the Seigleman case. maybe ,just maybe if Canary get's squeezed hard enough she'll sing and rat him out.

That guy is insane. Obama's campaign was as different from Bush's as it could possibly be. Again, why does anyone give a rat's ass what Karl Rove thinks anymore? He's not relevant.

Karl Who?

/goodbye GOP
//even the tards (your key demographic) won't vote for you now

by adopting the methods of the Bush campaign and conducting a vast army of persuasion to identify and get out the vote.

Yes Karl, you were the first person in American history to have a GOTV policy. Except yours was designed to get people scared enough to where they shiat their pants whenever they heard a car backfire.

Asa Phelps: If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values

McCain's main attraction was his instincts and values. Why did he ever think the Atwater/Rove path was good for him? Why did he chicken out when he was told Leiberman for VP would cause a floor fight? After Obama's Invesco speech and the hurricane interruption, he NEEDED a floor fight where he whipped ass to show just how strong he was. Instead, he caved like he really didn't believe in his instincts and values. Strange man.

yer funny

Exodus2001 [TotalFark] Quote 2008-11-15 11:51:22 AM
Asa Phelps: Yeah i think he may be right. If McCain had had a backbone and ran his campaign according to his own instincts and values instead of the rovian tactics he was convinced were the only way to win, he might not have lost.

I think McCain did run his campaign on his own instincts and values. If he had values he would not have done it. McCain 2000 was the fake. The real McCain ran this time.



pretty much sums it up.

Karl isn't so hot anymore. In fact, he's beginning to draw flies.

FTFA:



Uh... bunny-ears? A bunny with three ears?

NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Considering how these things usually go, he'll probably outlive all of us.

coco ebert: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Considering how these things usually go, he'll probably outlive all of us.

DIdn't you hear? He long ago sold his soul for immortality.

Didn't bush give him the nickname "turd blossom"? How fitting.

PizzaJedi81: coco ebert: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Considering how these things usually go, he'll probably outlive all of us.

DIdn't you hear? He long ago sold his soul for immortality.

I disagree. I don't think he had a soul to begin with.

Aarontology: PizzaJedi81: coco ebert: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Considering how these things usually go, he'll probably outlive all of us.

DIdn't you hear? He long ago sold his soul for immortality.

I disagree. I don't think he had a soul to begin with.

No, no...common misconception. He sold it when he was 9, trying to get into the Student Government in elementary school. It oinly SEEMS like he never had a soul, because it's been so long.

Submitted this with a better headline

/"Karl Rove still getting undeserved press,impatiently awaiting ignominy"
//not really

NeverDrunk23: beve: NeverDrunk23: God help Fark when that guy dies. That thread....wow.

Imagine if Fred Phelps protests his funeral.

It will be the first time that people here actually sided with Phelps.

And when Phelps dies....the Fark mods should just abandon that thread. Holy hell, it will be the most epic thread ever. Not even the trolls here try to pretend to defend that guy.

People here will flame a guy for desperately trying to raise money for his dying child. They'll troll a Phelps thread.

DamnYankees: Arrest him.

Ar-REST him, ar-REST him, ar-REST him!
Alright, just SHOOT him!

/_Obscure?

PizzaJedi81: No, no...common misconception. He sold it when he was 9, trying to get into the Student Government in elementary school. It oinly SEEMS like he never had a soul, because it's been so long.

God Hates Homework!

CTurnerJoy: People here will flame a guy for desperately trying to raise money for his dying child. They'll troll a Phelps thread.

Can it really be considered trolling if the guy is by any objective measure a complete and total waste of humanity?

I think Rove is credited with being some kind of genius because no one wants to think the American people could be stupid enough to vote for Bush twice without some kind of brilliant master plan behind it.

libbynomore2: Rove is certainly a master strategist but let's be honest, it didn't take much to beat this guy:
What a douchebag !

Betcha wish he won now, don't you?
Then the Republican party's reputation wouldn't be so deep in the schitter.

Aarontology: CTurnerJoy: People here will flame a guy for desperately trying to raise money for his dying child. They'll troll a Phelps thread.

Can it really be considered trolling if the guy is by any objective measure a complete and total waste of humanity?

If they defend him, yes. That's what I would consider a troll in a Phelps thread. And it will happen.

/agree with you on the waste of humanity

CTurnerJoy: Aarontology: CTurnerJoy: People here will flame a guy for desperately trying to raise money for his dying child. They'll troll a Phelps thread.

Can it really be considered trolling if the guy is by any objective measure a complete and total waste of humanity?

If they defend him, yes. That's what I would consider a troll in a Phelps thread. And it will happen.

/agree with you on the waste of humanity

Ah. On some level I hope you are right about that. I always love seeing the denizens of FARK dogpile on morons.

Why won't Beelzebub claim back his servant and take him back to the fiery pit of Hell from whence he came already?


oh, yeah, obligatory: