Which is worse, the music or the dancers?

Yes.

The politicians.


The only thing good about the 80s was the drugs.

Ah,yes. The '70s suck developing into the proto '80s suck.

I would travel back in time and hit it!

It's a paradox. Each is worse than the other.

Hey, I like "Kiss on My List" and "Rapture".

Quack you

All of you shut your whore mouths about Solid Gold. Every girl in my second grade class wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer.

I just had a flashback of my toddlerhood. This clip explains so much about me...

I'm really glad sometimes that I spent the 80's strung out on heroin. I never saw that show.

The only good thing to come out of Solid Gold was Heather Hunter

When I was going through puberty, the Solid Gold dancers made me feel all funny in my pants.

This was one of my favorite beat off shows as a teen. Soul Train was good too.

solid gold was for people who were afraid of soul train.

The dancing that interpreted the James Taylor song was so moving and meaningful!

Marilyn McCoo FTW! *drools*

antrat00: This was one of my favorite beat off shows as a teen. Soul Train was good too.

you didn't have '30 minute workout?'

aww i sort of liked it

The person posting this stuff.

When they're showing that much skin, I'm not listening to the music, and I don't care about the dancing.

/fringed bikini and cowboy boots FTW!

bingethinker: When they're showing that much skin, I'm not listening to the music, and I don't care about the dancing.

/fringed bikini and cowboy boots FTW!

This

Subby did not just diss Darcelle.

I can't believe I used to worship this show in such an irony-free way. I now realize that's not dancing. That's just gyrating while skinny.

I bet when John Lennon saw that dance interpretation of "Woman", he was all like "God, somebody shoot me!"

works for me! deeeaaammm...

What you mean that show had music?

I can't hardly see them nipples.
/And these guys are REALLY looking.

As a pre-pubescent youth...Solid Gold was outstanding, plus I always thought the girl with the really long hair always wore her outfits 2 sizes too small (much to my 12 year old delight)

felt the stirring of a 5th grade boner...mine...
the dancers use to drive my mome batshiat...

umm how do I tip my TV?
trying to figure out where to put the dollar bill..

Solid Gold was awesome, yes the music was often beyond cheesetastic, but no one much cared for reasons obvious, well unless you're a eunuch or something

I could count the number of times I pleasured myself to the SGD on one hand but only out of necessity....

I always wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer!

wolava: I always wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer!

how YOU doin? ;)

engine: I could count the number of times I pleasured myself to the SGD on one hand but only out of necessity....

bwahahahahahahah awesome!

i love it.. this was by far the sexiest thing on tv when i was a kid.. i never missed it. love the solid gold dancers.

CarnySaur: I bet when John Lennon saw that dance interpretation of "Woman", he was all like "God, somebody shoot me!"

I see what you did there

Melody_Nelson:

Subby did not just diss Darcelle.

This! A thousand times this! Darcel will always be the hawtness in my mind.

The music was awesome!

/whippersnappers

Bad? Smokey Robinson's last hit song and John Lennon's "Woman" are bad?

You kids have no damned taste.

/born in '69
//lost my virginity to REO Speedwagon's "Keep on Lovin' You"

Say what you will submitter, but Chelsea Field was one of the Solid Gold Dancers. Not only did she go on to act in such movies as Masters of the Universe, Commando, Harley Davidson & the Malboro Man & The Last Boyscout, but she's married to Scott Bakula.

TheCharmerUnderMe: Which is worse, the music or the dancers?

Yes.

WIN.

Marilyn McCoo. For the WIN, biatches. That is all.

Which is worse, the music or the dancers?

To find out, I figured I'd just punch it into my handy-dandy pocket calculator, which is now a smoking ruin in my hand.....Thanks Subby. :\

StuckInTO: When I was going through puberty, the Solid Gold dancers made me feel all funny in my pants.

I just came in to agree wholeheartedly with this sentiment.

Oh, sorry, I probably should have said "this".

DarkJohnson: The politicians.

The only thing good about the 80s was the drugs.

I wish all the political assbags who infest every farkin topic within the Boobiess nowadays would diaf.


"Man, remember how cool AM radio was in the 50s"

Ya, but Ike was president, so if it weren't for Vodak I would have
really been bummed out the whole time...

Wow, I wrote within the 1st ..few p.os.t.s and it replaced it with
the boobies

filtowned

A total eclipse of my pants!

There was music?

I fapped to them ( and 20 minute workout!) many times back in the day...


/you you farkers need to try fapping with
No vcr
no tivo
no pause button or slo-mo


/quite a challenge believe me