I would certainly buy guitar Hero if it came with Hiedi Klum.

real shaman:

I would certainly buy guitar Hero if it came with Hiedi Klum.

That would Seal the deal?

Margaret Hoover is in the video. Win.

What a dip. The only Klum commercials I've actually seen broadcast have her shirt fully buttoned.

/Would still hammer-on and pull off
//Don't know any actual game lingo.

The pelvic thrust is a bit much. I'll be in my bunk.

SherKhan: real shaman:

I would certainly buy guitar Hero if it came with Hiedi Klum.

That would Seal the deal?

haha very good

This is terrific, showing O'Reilly is about the same as the feminists at feministe, feministing, shakesville, pandagon.

Not a shiatload of difference between Modern Rad Fems and Victorians.

From the Segment:

Lady - "You should check it out Bill, that's my demo(graphic)!"

Bill - "Those things frighten me"


Is Bill O'Reilly scared of young people? video games? scantily clad women?

/Mmm...conjecture
//That's fair and balanced of course

And subby, nice commercial, so thanks.

I guess now Bill O is also outraged at taking your family to the beach or to the mall where there might be a Victoria's Secret.

Odd all this outrage coming from a man who sexually harasses a former staff member.

Oh, I'd preview it twice alright. Then I'd get frustrated with the difficulty and try something easier.

As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

alsih2o: As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

P.S. My fiancee has much better hoo-has.

/Suck it, jealous types.

Bill uses sexy commercial to spice up his increasingly irrelevant show and then complains about it's inappropriateness?

Isn't there a hypocrisy tag yet?

Wonder how many times in as row Bill had to watch that in order to make sure it was "appropriate" for his show and were there loofahs involved in the inevitable clean up afterword.

alsih2o: P.S. My fiancee has much better hoo-has.

/Suck it, jealous types.



/Oh, and post proof or retract.

But he didn't have any problems with it when it was a bunch of pro basketball players in their tighty whities doing the same schtick.

I guess billO really loves the cawk.

alsih2o: alsih2o: As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

P.S. My fiancee has much better hoo-has.

/Suck it, jealous types.

Curse it, this would be a much more appropriate place for an "Oh, I'd ect" joke concerning your fiancee's hoo-has and your suggestion to suck on something undefined. Alas, I have already made a joke of that type in the thread and risk quickening irrelevency, similar to Bill O'reily's own, should I repeat that format of humor too often. Truely the Fates are harsh mistresses.

quatchi: Bill uses sexy commercial to spice up his increasingly irrelevant show and then complains about it's inappropriateness?

Isn't there a hypocrisy tag yet?

Wonder how many times in as row Bill had to watch that in order to make sure it was "appropriate" for his show and were there loofahs involved in the inevitable clean up afterword.

Yep. It's obviously meant to titillate when he shows it on his program. But he's whining about it so that the social conservative hypocrites who watch his show can still feel morally superior while still watching it. Pathetic.

"You damn kids get off my everything!"

- Billo the Clown

alsih2o: alsih2o: As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

P.S. My fiancee has much better hoo-has.

/Suck it, jealous types.

pics or GTFO

Seacop: alsih2o: alsih2o: As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

P.S. My fiancee has much better hoo-has.

/Suck it, jealous types.

pics or GTFO

Not sure I want to see a woman with multiple hoo-has.

alsih2o: As I am about to point out that the commercial is aimed at teenage boys my fiancee says "Does anyone that age know about Risky Business?"

/Fiancee for the win.

It actually works on both levels - the kids who love GH and obviously, Heidi, and the parents who remember Risky Business, might pick up the game and also love Heidi.

Isn't the average age for a gamer around thirtysomething? I'm too lazy to Google it.

This from the guy who
sexually harassed (new window) his assistant?

/fu neocon hypocrite scumbag

O'Reilly prefers the Tom Cruise version.

Can someone pls find a higher resolution vid of this commercial? As a parent, I believe this warrants further study.

(falafel maker....small)

I MIGHT be able to upload...

/Computer disabled
//Still gets to play with these
///a LOT!

I see the mudshark still has both legs.

Thanks for letting me down again, Kali. Don't bother asking to borrow my scythe when you misplace yours again.

/obscure?

The Great EZE: What a dip. The only Klum commercials I've actually seen broadcast have her shirt fully buttoned.



My husband and I saw the fully-buttoned shirt commercial the other night, then not 20 mins later (after 9), the lingerie one.

Wowza. Threw me for a loop.

/prefers RB anyways
//GHWT = waste of cash, now it's cluttering up the living room
///Seal is a lucky, lucky man

Twice, cause they are nice!

/Gotta go now, toys a-waitin!

A from the interview FTA:

Oreilly(to guest):No one cares if your offended
Guests mouth drops
Oreilly: Isss that (finger pointing)appropriate on broadcast tv??--say, say your sitting around watching The Waltons (yes he said that) I dont know...is The Waltons on Nick at Night or som'in? Say your watching it and then all of a sudden she skids into the picture...
Guest: thats umm...
Oreilly: and your kids are going...WOAAAAA...is that appropriate?
Guest: is it any less appropriate than Budweiser having cheerleaders with Boobs everywhere During prime time football game?

Oreilly busted

Guest: its the exact same thing
Oreilly: so you dont have a problem with it?
Guest: no..I'm way more offended by programs that show violence against women..(looks at O'Reilly)


O'Reilly should take a clue from his guest--being a sexual predator himself--falafel--falafel--falafel

Gentlemen, I believe we have witnessed a piece of Fark history. Someone actually posted pics in response to, "pics or GTFO." I believe this warrants a standing ovation.

Oh, and now we must with renewed vigor demand "pics or GTFO" now that alsih2o has blazed the trail for all future Farker's with female partners. Thankyou.

The kind of parents who would be upset about this commercial are the kind of parents who don't let their kids watch TV anyway.

A from = A transcript from
/appologies

amoeba: Thankyou.

It is my pleasure.

/No, really!
//Ain't talkin 'bout the pics..
///IYKWIMAITYD

amoeba: Gentlemen, I believe we have witnessed a piece of Fark history. Someone actually posted pics in response to, "pics or GTFO." I believe this warrants a standing ovation.

Oh, and now we must with renewed vigor demand "pics or GTFO" now that alsih2o has blazed the trail for all future Farker's with female partners. Thankyou.

I know. I'm...not exactly sure how to react.

amoeba: Gentlemen, I believe we have witnessed a piece of Fark history. Someone actually posted pics in response to, "pics or GTFO." I believe this warrants a standing ovation.

Oh, and now we must with renewed vigor demand "pics or GTFO" now that alsih2o has blazed the trail for all future Farker's with female partners. Thankyou.

I want in on a badge in this thread. Alsih2o, you are a trailblazer, god speed to you kind sir.

/I was here, I WAS HERE!

The Great EZE:

I know. I'm...not exactly sure how to react.


AND SHE COOKS!!!!!

Stand in awe! Made learn to pray. :)

alsih2o: AND SHE COOKS!!!!!

Stand in awe! Made learn to pray. :)

Got some ego issues, don't you?

amoeba: Gentlemen, I believe we have witnessed a piece of Fark history. Someone actually posted pics in response to, "pics or GTFO." I believe this warrants a standing ovation.

Oh, and now we must with renewed vigor demand "pics or GTFO" now that alsih2o has blazed the trail for all future Farker's with female partners. Thankyou.

THIS!

The Great EZE: alsih2o: AND SHE COOKS!!!!!

Stand in awe! Made learn to pray. :)

Got some ego issues, don't you?

Just appropriately thankful and in awe of my good fortune. :)

I wonder if companies actually send e-mail to Bill pretending to be outraged parents so they can get publicity on his show.

falseidols
(falafel maker....small)

Hee...heee...joining in on the fun!! falafel hurrrrr

alsih2o: Twice, cause they are nice!

/Gotta go now, toys a-waitin!

Hey, once is funny pwnage, twice is just making us wish you were rubbing her in our face.

alsih2o: Twice, cause they are nice!

/Gotta go now, toys a-waitin!

Sorry, not impressed, I mean good for you and all, you're happy, but those straps look like there's a lot of strain on 'em.

I'll be out tonight looking for ones that can stand up on their own.

Seacop: I'll be out tonight looking for ones that can stand up on their own.

Translation: Seacop will be looking for teh cawk.

amoeba Gentlemen, I believe we have witnessed a piece of Fark history. Someone actually posted pics in response to, "pics or GTFO." I believe this warrants a standing ovation.


Indeed. I stand and salute! This thread has now been bookmarked for prosperity! Well-done alsih2o!

mdbuff12: /I was here, I WAS HERE!

That is what I'm thinking too.

RoyBatty: Seacop: I'll be out tonight looking for ones that can stand up on their own.

Translation: Seacop will be looking for teh cawk.

Couldn't find yours.

RoyBatty: Seacop: I'll be out tonight looking for ones that can stand up on their own.

Translation: Seacop will be looking for teh cawk.

Yessir, apparently Studman has an Alt now. Damn alts are everywhere these days.

/Sharp knees
//Studman is Seacop.
///Seacop is Studman!