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(Wizbang Pop!) Spiffy Pictures of Sarah Palin relaxing at the pool in Miami. Sadly it was a cloudy, overcast day   (wizbangpop.com) divider line 83
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cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:11:20 AM  
OK, now it's just getting creepy.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:18:53 AM  
VOMITGARRBL

 
torgo jr. [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:35:22 AM  
cretinbob: OK, now it's just getting creepy.

creepy girl? (new window)

 
growinthings [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:11:59 AM  
SUBBY, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BE SPIFFY ABOUT SARAH, IS THAT IF SHE FELL INTO A GLACIER AND WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!

 
opiumpoopy 2008-11-15 03:13:39 AM  
growinthings: THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BE SPIFFY ABOUT SARAH, IS THAT IF SHE FELL INTO A GLACIER

She's aware of the risk. That's why she's melting them all.

 
RandomExcess 2008-11-15 03:15:06 AM  
Sarah "word salad" Palin had no discernible comment. Something about Ayers, Underwears, No one cares, Panda Bears, or North Korean Fairs. Or she was just speaking in tongues, God not available for comment.

 
Yesdog [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:39:32 AM  
Oh God. At some point, is she going to be shot stepping out of a sports car with not panties? It seems inevitable at this point.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:12:28 AM  
Too much sun-bathing causes Canadians.

 
Abstruse [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:18:43 AM  
Sarah who?

And she's wearing a baggy shirt and PJ shorts at the pool. WTF? Sorority chicks at slumber parties on sitcoms in the 50s wore less than that!

 
whyerhead [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:24:56 AM  
I was looking for cameltoe, and was sorely disappointed.

 
And-1 2008-11-15 05:46:41 AM  
Um, so what?

 
bigpeeler [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:52:54 AM  
growinthings: SUBBY, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BE SPIFFY ABOUT SARAH, IS THAT IF SHE FELL INTO A GLACIER AND WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!

What's it like being gay?

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 05:54:00 AM  
And-1: Um, so what?

It's just a headline about a very attractive woman who ran for VP of the US and is still Governor of Alaska. What more do you want?

 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:01:04 AM  
For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:02:09 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


I'm Down with that.

 
RandomExcess 2008-11-15 06:37:44 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


Help me find the keys and we can drive out.

 
Aernis 2008-11-15 06:45:49 AM  
I'm over it.

 
morgankingrocks 2008-11-15 06:47:10 AM  
who?

 
middleoftheday [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:48:32 AM  
I am going to wish for Republican legs when Christmas comes.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:49:36 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: "FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


large, tough nipples.

...and she puts out.

 
And-1 2008-11-15 06:59:32 AM  
Sun God: It's just a headline about pictures of a very attractive woman who ran for VP of the US and is still Governor of Alaska in her spare time at the pool

FTFY. Simply cannot get myself to give a damn.

i226.photobucket.com

 
Sarah Palin 2008-11-15 06:59:43 AM  
Y'know what, ladies, we've always got to be the our watch out against long range photographers. Whenever you go to the pool, always be careful to make sure that you ... put a ton of make-up on your cheeks

 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:02:02 AM  
bigpeeler: growinthings: SUBBY, THE ONLY THING THAT COULD BE SPIFFY ABOUT SARAH, IS THAT IF SHE FELL INTO A GLACIER AND WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!

What's it like being gay?


I'd rather be gay that hit that. I have some respect for my dick.

 
Swampthing in Korea 2008-11-15 07:02:17 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


I thought the standard line was four kids and a pillow stuffed down her shirt....


log_jammin: Eddie_Dean_NY: "FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.

large, tough nipples.

...and she puts out.


Large nipples I am down with, but what are the advantages of tough nipples? Wouldn't that kill the sensation?

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:04:22 AM  
And-1: Sun God: It's just a headline about pictures of a very attractive woman who ran for VP of the US and is still Governor of Alaska in her spare time at the pool

FTFY. Simply cannot get myself to give a damn.


It's an interesting perspective. You don't care about the Governor of Alaska? Which governor of a state do you care about?

 
pup.socket 2008-11-15 07:04:53 AM  
meh, whose nailin paylin was better.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:05:20 AM  
Sarah Palin:

Do us all a favor, please?

TITS OR GTFO

 
spill_thrill 2008-11-15 07:06:22 AM  
What is this shiat?

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:08:11 AM  
King Something: Sarah Palin:

Do us all a favor, please?

TITS OR GTFO


How about TITS AND GTFO?

 
geetus 2008-11-15 07:10:27 AM  
I'm glad she's relaxing. She deserves it after being under the world's microscope (and scrutiny). I say just let her be.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:13:40 AM  
geetus: I'm glad she's relaxing. She deserves it after being under the world's microscope (and scrutiny). I say just let her be.

She's still Governor of Alaska. She has a job to do.

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-11-15 07:14:11 AM  
Hey, it could be worse, at least it wasn't Mann Coulter.

 
Sun God [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:21:49 AM  
Kurmudgeon: Hey, it could be worse, at least it wasn't Mann Coulter.

That's quite clever.

 
King Something [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:23:26 AM  
Two Dogs Farking: King Something: Sarah Palin:

Do us all a favor, please?

TITS OR GTFO

How about TITS AND GTFO?


Your idea seems better than mine.

______________________


Sun God: Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.

I'm Down with that.




You are SO going to hell for that one. And so am I for laughing.

 
Dave the Puller 2008-11-15 07:36:01 AM  
King Something: Sarah Palin:

Do us all a favor, please?

TITS OR GTFO


how about this?
img45.imageshack.us

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:42:31 AM  
Swampthing in Korea: but what are the advantages of tough nipples?

you don't have to hear "ouch! be careful!" nearly as often.

 
crash logan 2008-11-15 07:42:34 AM  
geetus: I'm glad she's relaxing. She deserves it after being under the world's microscope (and scrutiny). I say just let her be.

Yes because that's what she wants. To be out of the media spotlight.

 
ZAZ [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 07:56:21 AM  
No more teasing Sarah, we expect a "leaked" sex video. Or some shocking, privacy-violating pictures of your and your husband caught in the act. Our you and your girlfriend, we're easy that way. Unless your girlfriend is Hillary, because that would be sick.

Signed,

Fark

 
falseidols 2008-11-15 08:34:29 AM  
Sun God: Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.

I'm Down with that.


Ohh, bad, but so funny. Well played

 
FEMA_CAMPER 2008-11-15 08:43:31 AM  
Dave the Puller: King Something: Sarah Palin:

Do us all a favor, please?

TITS OR GTFO

how about this?


Finally, someone used my photoshop!! thanks Dave the Puller!

 
Steed Lankershim 2008-11-15 08:46:26 AM  
Is she wearing Umbros? Lol, they really are behind the times in Alaska

 
atlanta_ufo 2008-11-15 08:51:40 AM  
5 kids, working mom, bet many farkers hope their wives stay in her shape at 44.

 
badgerb [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-11-15 08:53:15 AM  
Ed Grubermann:

I'd rather be gay that hit that. I have some respect for my dick.

My stiff prick has no conscience. As my fellow farker Two Dogs Farking said: you'd have to wash all the retard off your dick afterwards.

I have a strong disinfectant and would never have to see her again.

/likes the school marmish looks
//hates Palin's ideologies
///would still get my dinky stinky with her once though.

 
glassa 2008-11-15 09:00:21 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


Actually, the woman is incredibly skinny. I think TV adds more than 10 pounds, because there was hardly anything to her physically when we saw her at a rally (she was wearing jeans).

 
glassa 2008-11-15 09:05:08 AM  
atlanta_ufo: 5 kids, working mom, bet many farkers hope their wives stay in her shape at 44.

I wish I was that skinny and I'm 34 with no kids.
Of course, it could've been stress too.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 09:07:33 AM  
I don't care how attractive a woman is, if you're retarded you are not hot and she's a goddamn moron.

 
atlanta_ufo 2008-11-15 09:09:05 AM  
glassa: atlanta_ufo: 5 kids, working mom, bet many farkers hope their wives stay in her shape at 44.

I wish I was that skinny and I'm 34 with no kids.
Of course, it could've been stress too.


I think it has to be some gene that helps people like this unless she is a gym rat.

 
Kurmudgeon 2008-11-15 09:11:12 AM  
"That's quite clever."

Not really, just a plain observation of fact. Besides, there's only so much eye bleach available at any given time.

 
todangst 2008-11-15 09:40:00 AM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: For anyone who really wants to see more of her body, I have two words:

"FIVE KIDS".

Think about it.


This. I'd also like to add that those who actually favor her for '12 ought to consider that she'll be pushing 49 at that point...

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-11-15 09:48:30 AM  
Did you all miss this part of the article?

FTFA According to news reports, Gov. Sarah Palin skipped the lunchtime political briefing at the Republican Governors Association meeting in Miami on Wednesday, preferring to do an interview with CNN.

This, right here, is my problem with her. She would rather skip on an important briefing and do a self-aggrandizing interview with media, whom she professes to dislike. Frankly, these interviews should have been done during the campaign, as a kind of "getting to know you," since she was heretofore an unknown on the national stage.

Of course, that would have made sense, wouldn't it?

 
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