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(The Sun) Scary Fears over terrorism cause Rihanna to cancel a show in Jakarta-arta-arta-eh-eh-eh   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 18
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kayt75 [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 01:43:28 AM  
Love it. Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 01:46:38 AM  
You have to put an extra syllable in the "jakart" part in order to make it work.

 
impaler [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 01:48:23 AM  
I want to stick my penis in her vagina

 
jake_lex [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 02:06:39 AM  
In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

 
Crapweasel 2008-11-15 02:54:33 AM  
impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

ina ina ina, eh eh eh.

/lame. Sorry.

 
Occam's Chainsaw [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:39:47 AM  
jake_lex: In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

It's heavily quantized, filtered, and vocoded(is that even a proper word?), but no worse than... well, everyone else in the industry. Kanye demonstrates how it's done right.

Crapweasel: impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

ina ina ina, eh eh eh.

/lame. Sorry.


Heh, we all thought it. You just posted it.

 
Glasgowsfinest [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 03:45:40 AM  
Occam's Chainsaw: vocoded(is that even a proper word?)

I prefer Vocoderised. Or Vocoderated.

 
LonMead 2008-11-15 04:22:05 AM  
Thread, as the saying goes, useless without pics.

celebritynewsflash.files.wordpress.comimages.paraorkut.com

Less useless

/I'll keep her safe from nasty terrorists
//but who'd keep her safe from me?

 
Kublai Khan [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 04:23:51 AM  
jake_lex: In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

It sounds you spend a fair bit of time hating her music.

impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

Thankfully however impaler has his eye on what's important.

 
Im_a_mavricky_mavrick 2008-11-15 08:46:34 AM  
I laughed, I fapped. This thread has everything.

 
Gavino 2008-11-15 10:40:23 AM  
I'd terrorise it.

/I've heard her sing, and she has an amazing voice. Very bland material though.

 
shawnshawnery 2008-11-15 12:17:18 PM  
i didn't laugh, but i thought it was a good headline. +.5

the pics on the other hand. herrow!

 
Derwood 2008-11-15 04:54:04 PM  
That "Take a Bow" song is one of the worst sung songs on radio in the past 10 years. It's beyond unlistenable

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:26:40 PM  
Rihanna is a stone cold fox. I would hit that like I was doing it for everyone on Fark.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-11-15 06:27:55 PM  
www.xbox.com

 
MrShinra 2008-11-15 11:13:43 PM  
FistOfAnAngryGod.jpg

/Pic is on my external
//don't feel like plugging it in.
///you know what the pic is anyways
/slashies!

 
Cross of Iron 2008-11-15 11:17:04 PM  
Yes, Rihanna is insanely hot.

/good voice
//great body

 
LonMead 2008-11-16 12:28:09 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna is a stone cold fox. I would hit that like I was doing it for everyone on Fark.

Now THAT'S the level of enthusiasm we're looking for here!

 
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