Love it. Umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh

You have to put an extra syllable in the "jakart" part in order to make it work.

I want to stick my penis in her vagina

In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

ina ina ina, eh eh eh.

/lame. Sorry.

jake_lex: In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

It's heavily quantized, filtered, and vocoded(is that even a proper word?), but no worse than... well, everyone else in the industry. Kanye demonstrates how it's done right.

Crapweasel: impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

ina ina ina, eh eh eh.

/lame. Sorry.

Heh, we all thought it. You just posted it.

Occam's Chainsaw: vocoded(is that even a proper word?)

I prefer Vocoderised. Or Vocoderated.

Thread, as the saying goes, useless without pics.



Less useless

/I'll keep her safe from nasty terrorists
//but who'd keep her safe from me?

jake_lex: In that last song she did, "Disturbia", her voice is obviously being run through so many processors and pitch correctors and given the full ProTools treatment that it hardly sounds human. It does sound synthesized. Now, given the subject matter of the song (as far as I can tell), that might be an intentional effect, but from what I've heard, and other people who listen to this shiatty music say, she can't sing worth a damn.

It sounds you spend a fair bit of time hating her music.

impaler: I want to stick my penis in her vagina

Thankfully however impaler has his eye on what's important.

I laughed, I fapped. This thread has everything.

I'd terrorise it.

/I've heard her sing, and she has an amazing voice. Very bland material though.

i didn't laugh, but i thought it was a good headline. +.5

the pics on the other hand. herrow!

That "Take a Bow" song is one of the worst sung songs on radio in the past 10 years. It's beyond unlistenable

Rihanna is a stone cold fox. I would hit that like I was doing it for everyone on Fark.

FistOfAnAngryGod.jpg

/Pic is on my external
//don't feel like plugging it in.
///you know what the pic is anyways
/slashies!

Yes, Rihanna is insanely hot.

/good voice
//great body

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Rihanna is a stone cold fox. I would hit that like I was doing it for everyone on Fark.

Now THAT'S the level of enthusiasm we're looking for here!