dullspork: IXI Jim IXI: dullspork: A better version of that ship

Wow...that's an awesome paintjob.

Yeah, that was created by a friend of mine who does this kind of stuff for a living.

Outstanding work... simply outstanding. Would love to buy a War of the Worlds Tripod, but money is just not there.

Now watch as our hero bravely sets the crippled man on fire...

"Luke called himself"? Does subby realize that Star Wars is *gasp* not real?

//I served it up, someone knock it out of the park

I make my own up

CRAM ROCKFIST!

GAGE ABPUNCH!

Kalgon, Blow me away!

themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Lonestar. I have the directors cut, it was originally going to be called Spaceballs.

WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

shinjitsuism: Guys, guys... let us not lose focus about the most important part of Star Wars:



and

I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Smoke Manmuscle?

Sorry, I wanted to be cool too.

Rogh-sensei: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef

Thick McRunfast!

Dirk Hardpec.

/could do this all night.

Bolt Vanderhuge?

Slab Squatthrust?

MBarry: tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

/oops, another railing kill.

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

list of names that i am considering changing myself to:
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Fano: Rogh-sensei: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef

Thick McRunfast!

Dirk Hardpec.

/could do this all night.

Bolt Vanderhuge?

Slab Squatthrust?

Slut Bonwalla?

UNC_Samurai: I'm fascinated by the storyboard where Greedo shoots first, almost as much as the one with the exploding ring around the Death Star. Man, I'm glad they left those on the drawing board.

Isn't that the proper description? Greedo never shoots, first or otherwise, in the original version.

/Semantics

Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

and his eyes open.....and his eyes open.... and his eyes open.....
I'm sitting in something wet

Suomi: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?



close?
/warm

"ok you got the little ships, but you don't have the guys! WHO'S GOING TO FLY THE SHIPS!?!?!?!?"

That was an awesome episode of that defunct show, would show it to my collector-crazed kids except for the retro pron sub-plot later... too much explaining to do....

Murphyr: MBarry: tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

/oops, another railing kill.

Okay everyone look alive! Oh.... sorry.

/Mrs. Clause and I have an understanding.
//Now I need to watch Space Mutiny this weekend.

RUUAARRRRGH!! (new window)

bel4sucks: Slut Bonwalla?

Thank you! I was scrolling through the thread looking for that one thinking "there's no way i'm going to have to do this myself, is there?"

/wait, what was that last one?

thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

/I know a) I'm late to the game & b) Fano posted a list, but this way is just more fun :)

Yt-2000?

Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

Fetch me my warrior muumuu!

mxwjs: Suomi: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?



close?
/warm

Close, maybe. Those things used to give me nightmares. They might still. I'll find out tonight.

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

in order to smuggle shiat, you have to have a story to tell customs on what you're supposedly doing. legit cargo makes this immeasurably easier.

"Oh hey guys, I just figured I'd take my ship for a leisure cruise halfway around the galaxy. And back."

albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

Came for the MSTie input - Leaving satisfied.

I hope everyone here has watched the Pink 5 shorts.

TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!



Slut Bunwallah!

"My God! She's presenting like a mandril!"

I find I can use this line at least 3 times a week.

Malinki: Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.



Would probably agree.

I like Sheridan...

This is linked in the comments on the page, but it's worth a look if you want a LOT of insight into the likely creation process of the movies. Someone has way to much time on their hands. But it killed a lot of time while it was slow at work(Very boring job). It was better than looking at the walls for 6 hours a day.

secrethistoryofstarwars.com (new window)

Man On Fire: in order to smuggle shiat, you have to have a story to tell customs on what you're supposedly doing. legit cargo makes this immeasurably easier.

Yeah, but what the hell do stock YT-1300s do with their cargo?

Barakku: I like Sheridan...

Starkiller was Sheridan's name among the Minbari for his victory over their flagship in the Earth-Minbari War.

Also a subplot that annoyed the hell out of me. The Minbari somehow took offense to his mining an asteroid and luring them in with a "distress" signal to blow it away with a nuke. Partly annoying because the flagship was coming in to finish off a disabled vessel, and partly because the Minbari weren't taking any prisoners to start with. I wanted Sheridan or someone to say this to a Minbari character, but they never did.

Pxtl:
I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Naw, it took you 25 years to notice. If you noticed right away the first time you watched it, that's another story.

Chozo: Pxtl:
I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Naw, it took you 25 years to notice. If you noticed right away the first time you watched it, that's another story.

I like the timing on my post below pxtl's. Unintentional, but good.

IXI Jim IXI: It's been a long time since I dug out the old Star Wars RPG book, but that Falcon design looks an awful lot like the stock light freighter(?) in the RPG.

Nerds?


NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDS!

/Sorry, couldn't resist. Had to be done.

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

Once again...




NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

So Luke is a descendant of Bendak Starkiller?

TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Karl Rove!

tdpatriots12: Barakku: I like Sheridan...

Starkiller was Sheridan's name among the Minbari for his victory over their flagship in the Earth-Minbari War.

Also a subplot that annoyed the hell out of me. The Minbari somehow took offense to his mining an asteroid and luring them in with a "distress" signal to blow it away with a nuke. Partly annoying because the flagship was coming in to finish off a disabled vessel, and partly because the Minbari weren't taking any prisoners to start with. I wanted Sheridan or someone to say this to a Minbari character, but they never did.

All that, and if I remember correctly, he hated the name. Not the deed, no, that was necessary. I like Sheridan, too, but I'd hate to have that name saddled on me when the whole war was a mistake anyway.

Malinki: I'd hate to have that name saddled on me

Really? Christ, you'd never have to buy a drink again.

themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Shall we go, you and I while we can
Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds?

Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Hey, guess what Vader's Apprentice's last name in the new Force Unleashed game is?

Arthur the Sandwich Maker: Malinki: I'd hate to have that name saddled on me

Really? Christ, you'd never have to buy a drink again.

Right, and every time would be a reminder of all those deaths by mistake. Not to mention that it wouldn't all be free drinks, since I'm sure the future will have their own version of Fred Phelps.

TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Bolt van der Huge!

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

I could be wrong but isn't the MF a "highly modified YT-1300 light freighter?" Could it be possible that there is storage space that we just don't see because... storage rooms are boring?
meh, doesn't matter.