I'm fascinated by the storyboard where Greedo shoots first, almost as much as the one with the exploding ring around the Death Star. Man, I'm glad they left those on the drawing board.

Are these the ones where Lucas annotates who and where he stole the original ideas from?

I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Darkstar was a bad Sci-fi film with a beach ball alien and talking bombs.

The original designs for the Falcon were too close to Space 1999.

themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Could it be... LONESTAR?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

pintoboy: Darkstar was a bad an awesome Sci-fi film with a beach ball alien and talking bombs.

Dan O'Bannon's "Sgt. Pinback" is one of cinema's greatest comedic performances.

every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

It's been a long time since I dug out the old Star Wars RPG book, but that Falcon design looks an awful lot like the stock light freighter(?) in the RPG.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

rathoth: Are these the ones where Lucas annotates who and where he stole the original ideas from?

Leni Riefenstahl's Triumph des Willens was one influence.

You know who else yadda yadda yadda?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Fluke Starbucker (new window)

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef!

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Evilguy Killah?

A better version of that ship

More of it here... (new window)

mcmnky: Fluke Starbucker (new window)

That's from a spoof, though - the name is meant to be intentionally stupid.


Lamune_Baba: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Thick McRunfast!

Bob Johnson!

(No, wait...)

dullspork: A better version of that ship

Wow...that's an awesome paintjob.

Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.



Would probably agree.

IXI Jim IXI: dullspork: A better version of that ship

Wow...that's an awesome paintjob.

Yeah, that was created by a friend of mine who does this kind of stuff for a living.

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef

Thick McRunfast!

Dirk Hardpec.

/could do this all night.

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

I never understood where the stupid names for Star Wars characters came from since Luke, Han, Ben and Leia all seem normal.

After them we get Zam, Jango, Boba, Anakin...

Purity Of Essence: Dan O'Bannon's "Sgt. Pinback" is one of cinema's greatest comedic performances.

Also, large amounts of Alien come directly from Dark Star and parts of Star Wars are obviously influenced by it. Take a look at the external shots of the Dark Star with the communications dome and compare it with the external shots of X-wings with the R2 units, especially the scenes where the dome is sending digital communications to the rest of the ship.

Heroic Poser: I never understood where the stupid names for Star Wars characters came from since Luke, Han, Ben and Leia all seem normal.

They all had normal first names, which made it okay. The last names, less so. Solo is a little odd, Skywalker is serious cheese, etc. The ill-fated Biggs' last name was Darklighter. Apparently this was a theme.

UberNeuman: Rowsdower!

Christ...it looks like Quark's hairy cousin.

Pxtl: Solo is a little odd



I always thought he was pretty cool.

Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER

DO NOT STEAL

The storyboard Falcon looks like it's hull is the bridge from a Star Destroyer.

Rowsdower ... is that, like, a stupid name?

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Mordecai Steamroller

Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Rowsdower-mobile, AWAY!

Galaxy of Prawns: ORIGINAL CHARACTER

DO NOT STEAL

I'm pretty sure that is Ultraman.

/obscure?

UberNeuman: Rowsdower-mobile, AWAY!

Put your helmet on, we'll be reaching speeds of three!

Rock Fizzlebeef!

for the Rowsdower ep of MST3K they were always making lines on how he sounds like Yosemite Sam, I thought he sounded more like Dr Teeth

Even in storyboard form, the acting shows more flexibility and energy than when Lucas directs.

Guys, guys... let us not lose focus about the most important part of Star Wars:



and

shinjitsuism: Guys, guys... let us not lose focus about the most important part of Star Wars:



and

Stupid Buddhist Monk! Vietnam War ended hundreds of years ago

spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

rathoth: Are these the ones where Lucas annotates who and where he stole the original ideas from?



This...

Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

dullspork: IXI Jim IXI: dullspork: A better version of that ship

Wow...that's an awesome paintjob.

Yeah, that was created by a friend of mine who does this kind of stuff for a living.

Outstanding work... simply outstanding. Would love to buy a War of the Worlds Tripod, but money is just not there.

Now watch as our hero bravely sets the crippled man on fire...

"Luke called himself"? Does subby realize that Star Wars is *gasp* not real?

//I served it up, someone knock it out of the park

I make my own up

CRAM ROCKFIST!

GAGE ABPUNCH!

Kalgon, Blow me away!

themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Lonestar. I have the directors cut, it was originally going to be called Spaceballs.

WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

shinjitsuism: Guys, guys... let us not lose focus about the most important part of Star Wars:



and

I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Smoke Manmuscle?

Sorry, I wanted to be cool too.

Rogh-sensei: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef

Thick McRunfast!

Dirk Hardpec.

/could do this all night.

Bolt Vanderhuge?

Slab Squatthrust?

MBarry: tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

/oops, another railing kill.

What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

list of names that i am considering changing myself to:
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefknob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpec
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Whip Slagcheek
Punch Side-iron
Gristle McThornbody
Slate Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson (no, wait...)
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefbroth
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargehuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Hack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef

Fano: Rogh-sensei: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Roll Fizzlebeef

Thick McRunfast!

Dirk Hardpec.

/could do this all night.

Bolt Vanderhuge?

Slab Squatthrust?

Slut Bonwalla?

UNC_Samurai: I'm fascinated by the storyboard where Greedo shoots first, almost as much as the one with the exploding ring around the Death Star. Man, I'm glad they left those on the drawing board.

Isn't that the proper description? Greedo never shoots, first or otherwise, in the original version.

/Semantics

Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

and his eyes open.....and his eyes open.... and his eyes open.....
I'm sitting in something wet

Suomi: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?



close?
/warm

"ok you got the little ships, but you don't have the guys! WHO'S GOING TO FLY THE SHIPS!?!?!?!?"

That was an awesome episode of that defunct show, would show it to my collector-crazed kids except for the retro pron sub-plot later... too much explaining to do....

Murphyr: MBarry: tdpatriots12: It's a shame the Space Mutiny jokes are so scanty in this thread.

Have you signed Sherry's birthday card?

How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

/oops, another railing kill.

Okay everyone look alive! Oh.... sorry.

/Mrs. Clause and I have an understanding.
//Now I need to watch Space Mutiny this weekend.

RUUAARRRRGH!! (new window)

bel4sucks: Slut Bonwalla?

Thank you! I was scrolling through the thread looking for that one thinking "there's no way i'm going to have to do this myself, is there?"

/wait, what was that last one?

thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

/I know a) I'm late to the game & b) Fano posted a list, but this way is just more fun :)

Yt-2000?

Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

Fetch me my warrior muumuu!

mxwjs: Suomi: What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?



close?
/warm

Close, maybe. Those things used to give me nightmares. They might still. I'll find out tonight.

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

in order to smuggle shiat, you have to have a story to tell customs on what you're supposedly doing. legit cargo makes this immeasurably easier.

"Oh hey guys, I just figured I'd take my ship for a leisure cruise halfway around the galaxy. And back."

albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

Came for the MSTie input - Leaving satisfied.

I hope everyone here has watched the Pink 5 shorts.

TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!



Slut Bunwallah!

"My God! She's presenting like a mandril!"

I find I can use this line at least 3 times a week.

Malinki: Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.



Would probably agree.

I like Sheridan...

This is linked in the comments on the page, but it's worth a look if you want a LOT of insight into the likely creation process of the movies. Someone has way to much time on their hands. But it killed a lot of time while it was slow at work(Very boring job). It was better than looking at the walls for 6 hours a day.

secrethistoryofstarwars.com (new window)

Man On Fire: in order to smuggle shiat, you have to have a story to tell customs on what you're supposedly doing. legit cargo makes this immeasurably easier.

Yeah, but what the hell do stock YT-1300s do with their cargo?

Barakku: I like Sheridan...

Starkiller was Sheridan's name among the Minbari for his victory over their flagship in the Earth-Minbari War.

Also a subplot that annoyed the hell out of me. The Minbari somehow took offense to his mining an asteroid and luring them in with a "distress" signal to blow it away with a nuke. Partly annoying because the flagship was coming in to finish off a disabled vessel, and partly because the Minbari weren't taking any prisoners to start with. I wanted Sheridan or someone to say this to a Minbari character, but they never did.

Pxtl:
I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Naw, it took you 25 years to notice. If you noticed right away the first time you watched it, that's another story.

Chozo: Pxtl:
I never noticed how awful the shoes are on the slave Leia costume before.

Does that make me gay?

Naw, it took you 25 years to notice. If you noticed right away the first time you watched it, that's another story.

I like the timing on my post below pxtl's. Unintentional, but good.

IXI Jim IXI: It's been a long time since I dug out the old Star Wars RPG book, but that Falcon design looks an awful lot like the stock light freighter(?) in the RPG.

Nerds?


NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRDDS!

/Sorry, couldn't resist. Had to be done.

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

Once again...




NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS

So Luke is a descendant of Bendak Starkiller?

TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Karl Rove!

tdpatriots12: Barakku: I like Sheridan...

Starkiller was Sheridan's name among the Minbari for his victory over their flagship in the Earth-Minbari War.

Also a subplot that annoyed the hell out of me. The Minbari somehow took offense to his mining an asteroid and luring them in with a "distress" signal to blow it away with a nuke. Partly annoying because the flagship was coming in to finish off a disabled vessel, and partly because the Minbari weren't taking any prisoners to start with. I wanted Sheridan or someone to say this to a Minbari character, but they never did.

All that, and if I remember correctly, he hated the name. Not the deed, no, that was necessary. I like Sheridan, too, but I'd hate to have that name saddled on me when the whole war was a mistake anyway.

Malinki: I'd hate to have that name saddled on me

Really? Christ, you'd never have to buy a drink again.

themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Shall we go, you and I while we can
Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds?

Barakku: themirth: I thought the original name was darkstar, it was starkiller?

Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Hey, guess what Vader's Apprentice's last name in the new Force Unleashed game is?

Arthur the Sandwich Maker: Malinki: I'd hate to have that name saddled on me

Really? Christ, you'd never have to buy a drink again.

Right, and every time would be a reminder of all those deaths by mistake. Not to mention that it wouldn't all be free drinks, since I'm sure the future will have their own version of Fred Phelps.

TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Bolt van der Huge!

rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

I could be wrong but isn't the MF a "highly modified YT-1300 light freighter?" Could it be possible that there is storage space that we just don't see because... storage rooms are boring?
meh, doesn't matter.

EchoMike: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Bolt van der Huge!

Gerry Dorsey!

galactus5000: EchoMike: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Bolt van der Huge!

Gerry Dorsey!

You're all too stupid to know about ancient dentistry...

Calling Handover Fist?

Now excuse me, I'm going to let the Bolarians play underneath my robe.

\Oh lord, she's presenting like a Mandrill!!
\\I ♥ Space Mutiny

thekmad: Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!



Krumrot Weinstein

w_houle: Calling Handover Fist?

I believe it's "Hannover Fist". But good call.

museamused: thekmad: Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!



Krumrot Weinstein

Lest we all forget:

Brock Landers! and Chest Rockwell!

I'm sorry, I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect an exhaust port 2 meters wide!

Purity Of Essence: pintoboy: Darkstar was a bad an awesome Sci-fi film with a beach ball alien and talking bombs.

Dan O'Bannon's "Sgt. Pinback" is one of cinema's greatest comedic performances.

hahah you beat me too it. I mean...

THIS!

All this talk about stupid sci-fi names, and no one has mentioned Ace Hunter? There's never been a superhero like Ace Hunter!

Man On Fire: rathoth: Man On Fire: every single blueprint layout I've seen of the Falcon leaves absolutely 0 room for cargo.

Duh. It's a smuggling ship. It doesn't have cargo space, it has smuggling space. And you can't see smuggling space.

tsk.
dumbass.

in order to smuggle shiat, you have to have a story to tell customs on what you're supposedly doing. legit cargo makes this immeasurably easier.

"Oh hey guys, I just figured I'd take my ship for a leisure cruise halfway around the galaxy. And back."

No! His cover is a space taxi sailing the wretched hive of scum and villainy circuit and catering to the desperate princess rescuing moisture farmer, elderly druid and homosexual robot demographic.

How could you miss that!

TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

Malinki: tdpatriots12: Barakku: I like Sheridan...

Starkiller was Sheridan's name among the Minbari for his victory over their flagship in the Earth-Minbari War.

Also a subplot that annoyed the hell out of me. The Minbari somehow took offense to his mining an asteroid and luring them in with a "distress" signal to blow it away with a nuke. Partly annoying because the flagship was coming in to finish off a disabled vessel, and partly because the Minbari weren't taking any prisoners to start with. I wanted Sheridan or someone to say this to a Minbari character, but they never did.

All that, and if I remember correctly, he hated the name. Not the deed, no, that was necessary. I like Sheridan, too, but I'd hate to have that name saddled on me when the whole war was a mistake anyway.

Lets not mention that the Minbari where basically systematically destryoing all humans they encountered in a campaign of genocide because one guy died on their side...

Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Rock Cartwright- should almost be a pro football player with a name that tough

Stryyder: Lets not mention that the Minbari where basically systematically destryoing all humans they encountered in a campaign of genocide because one guy died on their side...

And that particular engagement involved a decoy as well. A lone Minbari fighter that Ivanova's brother was sent to chase after. Led the entire squadron into the asteroids in the first place.

dullspork: IXI Jim IXI: dullspork: A better version of that ship

Wow...that's an awesome paintjob.

Yeah, that was created by a friend of mine who does this kind of stuff for a living.

The Moon Hopper is awesome. I wish I had 1/10th of his talent.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: img227.imageshack.us

Bastard, I came to snark and now I can't because of that hella awesome pic.

/"Nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! That's impossible!"

Darth Vader: "I am your father Luke. I baked you some delicious oatmeal raisin cookies."

Davon: Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....



When asked about this thread, Reb Brown was heard to say:

"IT STINKS!!!"

/Love the link, love the thread

Davon: Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Cyber Mildew

Zap Brannigan?

By the way, coming back to say that Darth Vader with giant blue oven mitts is a meme-worthy bit of funny stuff.

There is something so deliciously absurd about the image that it evokes an instant "Caturday" chuckle.

C'mon guys, how could you forget Roger Wilco. He even piloted the Aluminum Mallard!

Davon: Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Bea Arthur

jimmiejaz: Davon: Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Bea Arthur

Jan Itor.

BarryJV: Purity Of Essence: Dan O'Bannon's "Sgt. Pinback" is one of cinema's greatest comedic performances.

Also, large amounts of Alien come directly from Dark Star and parts of Star Wars are obviously influenced by it. Take a look at the external shots of the Dark Star with the communications dome and compare it with the external shots of X-wings with the R2 units, especially the scenes where the dome is sending digital communications to the rest of the ship.

Not surprising when you consider that Dark Star and Alien were both written by the same guy, Dan O'Bannon. He also crewed on all three films doing effects/design work, as did Ron Cobb.

galactus5000: jimmiejaz: Davon: Crude: TheWizard: TheMatchHare: thekmad Son of Thunder: WhatsAWhozee: Murphyr: spacermase: Lamune_Baba: Insertwitty Namehere: Whodat?: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: albuquerquehalsey: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Barakku: Starkiller. I can't readily think of a lamer hero name.

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Bea Arthur

Jan Itor.

Shart Muscleflex!

Zap Rowsdower. (pops)

Smash Lampjaw

GRISTLE McTHORNBODY

Big McLargeHuge!

Dirk Hardpeck!

Crunch Buttsteak!

Slab Bulkhead!

Buff Drinklots!

Bob Johnson!

Punch Rockgroin!

Blast Hardcheese!

Slut Bunwallah!

Barack Obama!

BOB JOHNSON

wait....

Bea Arthur

Jan Itor.

Shart Muscleflex!

What?
No Buck Naked?

Leaves saddened

geez talk about lack of thinking!

bad names?

flash gordon
hans zarkov
buck rogers

My hero name...

Cornelious Abigail Fartwater