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(Now Magazine) Strange Tom Jones would like you to know that rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated   (nowmagazine.co.uk) divider line 48
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RandomExcess 2008-11-13 07:50:52 AM  
(sad) Abe Vigoda unavailable for comment.

 
This is a late parrot [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 07:57:45 AM  
It's not unusual

 
notmtwain [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 08:03:11 AM  
It's not unusual.

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 08:11:46 AM  
Woooooah, Woooooah

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 08:24:42 AM  
I thought that Delilah chick finally got him

/"Think I better dance now..."

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-11-13 08:51:17 AM  
Let me be the first to say, It's not unusual.

 
CheetahOlivetti [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 10:17:16 AM  
Englebert Humperdinck?

 
theorellior 2008-11-13 10:58:04 AM  
I want yoah ex-tra time and yo (jinglejinglejinglejingle) KISS!

Think I better dance now!

 
Onkel Buck 2008-11-13 10:59:40 AM  
I heard he died in a sex bombing

 
espiaboricua 2008-11-13 10:59:57 AM  
www.buddytv.com

Approves.

 
Mosox42 2008-11-13 11:01:46 AM  
But the real question is, "Is Omarion alright?"

 
Claude Ballse 2008-11-13 11:01:46 AM  
Well if the man doesn't want people to think that he's dead, he shouldn't go around singing songs that proclaim his own death. (new window)

That shiat is just confusing.

 
black_knight 2008-11-13 11:01:53 AM  
I came for an Abe Vigoda reference, and it's not unusual that I leave disappointed that there was only one.

 
JesterGirl [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 11:02:25 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
texastag 2008-11-13 11:02:46 AM  
ferdinand franco, still dead.

 
lelio 2008-11-13 11:05:25 AM  
His new album 24 hours is going to "drop" as the kids say on Nov 17

 
theorellior 2008-11-13 11:06:05 AM  
Anyone up for a candlelight vigil for the anniversary of Ace Frehley's death? It'll be here soon.

 
joonyer 2008-11-13 11:10:30 AM  
eyebleach. NOW.

Not unusual, to see a shirtless man in a wool sweater.

 
Highroller48 [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 11:13:38 AM  
Onkel Buck: I heard he died in a sex bombing

A winner is you!

 
RamboFrog 2008-11-13 11:14:29 AM  
His career, on the other hand ...

 
Spider Dijon 2008-11-13 11:16:51 AM  
CheetahOlivetti


Englebert Humperdinck?


Wangledank Slaptiback?

 
CarnySaur 2008-11-13 11:17:06 AM  
He can fly a plane.

 
libbynomore2 2008-11-13 11:17:50 AM  
The veteran singer first heard about the reports when his performer pal Cook E Jarr called and left him a voicemail message.


You picked that name?

Really?

 
ejwsod36 2008-11-13 11:18:10 AM  
texastag: ferdinand franco, still dead.


Came here for this. Leaves partially satisfied.

 
safeinsane 2008-11-13 11:19:25 AM  
He'd better hurry. That green, green grass of home is getting awfully yellow.

/actually digs tom jones

 
Kaymon 2008-11-13 11:23:49 AM  

 
libbynomore2 2008-11-13 11:25:01 AM  
texastag: ferdinand franco, still dead.


According to news reports, General Bellissimo Francisco Franco is still dead too

www.nbc.com

 
SanchoKobe 2008-11-13 11:26:51 AM  
Please firgive any typong errorz. Picture from TFA has melted my eyes.

 
Farkeologist [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 11:36:28 AM  
Throw your panties on the stage.

 
DaddyRat 2008-11-13 11:36:45 AM  
espiaboricua: Approves.

Classic. I lol'd.

 
Farkin'round 2008-11-13 11:43:33 AM  
theorellior: Anyone up for a candlelight vigil for the anniversary of Ace Frehley's death? It'll be here soon.

How long has it been now?

 
Arkanaut 2008-11-13 11:44:16 AM  
Is it a slow news day or something? I always wonder if some newspapers "accidentally" leak these obits, and then issue retractions, just to fill up the pages and sell more papers. That's two free stories just waiting to happen.

 
Qatmandu 2008-11-13 11:46:30 AM  
Abe Vigoda, Ace Frehley, and now, Tom Jones.

Celebrity non-death trifecta complete!

 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 11:54:47 AM  
www.scharplingandwurster.com

"I'll save you, old friend!"

 
Foaming [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 12:05:58 PM  
Well that's good. He's supposed to play against the Patriots tonight.

 
davidjay 2008-11-13 12:18:46 PM  
joonyer: eyebleach. NOW.


will you pass that over here? i'll never be the same again!

 
Lucidz [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 12:23:32 PM  
Donald_McRonald: Let me be the first to say, It's not unusual.

If by first you mean, third, and an hour late.

Dumbass.

 
dougfm 2008-11-13 12:45:40 PM  
libbynomore2: texastag: ferdinand franco, still dead.
According to news reports, General Bellissimo Francisco Franco is still dead too


You both fail. Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

 
bim1154 [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 12:45:59 PM  
I can remember years ago when he had his show on t.v in the late 60s. Women diddled their little winkies watching him.

 
Javelin22 2008-11-13 01:10:23 PM  
DjangoStonereaver: "I'll save you, old friend!"

ThunderBALLLLLLLLLLLLL*gasp*AALLLLLLLLLLL

 
anglwscbdwings 2008-11-13 01:46:40 PM  
That's what Bernie Mac said...

 
AdolfOliverPanties [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 01:52:35 PM  
www.hometheaterhifi.com

Sooooo sexy!

I saw a full page ad for this when it came out and you could plainly see every detail of his cock down his pant leg. Hilarious.

 
Isildur 2008-11-13 02:09:47 PM  
To be fair, for a second there, it sure did look like he was about to be hung from the gallows.



/shouldn't be obscure, dammit!

 
Marisyana 2008-11-13 02:29:22 PM  
AdolfOliverPanties: Sooooo sexy!

I saw a full page ad for this when it came out and you could plainly see every detail of his cock down his pant leg. Hilarious.


I remember that. No wonder my mom loved him.

/his greatest hits was in heavy rotation on our 8-track in the seventies
//my lawn, you know the drill

 
SirGnarls [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 02:31:52 PM  
This is a late parrot: It's not unusual

I came for the Fresh Prince references, and was mildly disappointed.

+1 for espiaboricua

 
ottosmom [TotalFark] 2008-11-13 06:08:08 PM  
Tom Jones nearly stepped on my hand when I was 8, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
radioman_ 2008-11-13 06:52:45 PM  
Tom Jones took Elvira's cherry back when she was a Vegas showgirl. True story, per Elvira.

 
magical_mystery_meat 2008-11-14 05:33:32 PM  
radioman_: Tom Jones took Elvira's cherry back when she was a Vegas showgirl. True story, per Elvira.
didn't he send her to the hospital as well?

 
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