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(Stuff) Scary Peru offers Obama a Peruvian Hairless to be the first dog, give Malia and Sasha nightmares. Yes, there is a pic   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 272
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baked beans 2008-11-10 06:33:38 PM  
Looks like he'd fit right in........


/I'm talking about the ears

 
EriksMom 2008-11-10 06:36:59 PM  
That is one ugly ass dog.

 
This is a late parrot [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:38:18 PM  
EriksMom: That is one ugly ass dog.

but it's ugly in a cute sort of way

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:42:01 PM  
Hideous.

 
gas giant 2008-11-10 06:44:54 PM  
The top of its head looks a testicle.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:45:07 PM  
another shot
www.smh.com.au

 
Cake Hunter [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:48:04 PM  
That looks like a regular dog's shadow.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:48:50 PM  
Nightmares? Hell no! I think it's cute.

Love those microwave antenna ears, too. Bet it can pick up NASA communications ;)

 
gas giant 2008-11-10 06:49:07 PM  
^LIKE^

Drinking early tonight.

 
SpinStopper [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:50:32 PM  
Megain: another shot

My wife said, "Its back looks like a little pig! It could be half pig. You never know..."

;)

 
thamike 2008-11-10 06:51:46 PM  
b4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com


Today I am offering legless dogs.
Now listen, hear me out... You never have to walk 'em.
They're like cuddly throw pillows.

 
keylock71 2008-11-10 06:52:25 PM  
www.arras.net

'See Pooch, the difference is, I make this look good... now somebody get me a god damned blanket."

 
BillCo [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:54:31 PM  
Why not. You know that dog is going to get kicked to the curb in 4 years, just like everything else having to do with PrezO. At least he gets 28 years in dog years.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:54:51 PM  
It's a generous gesture, since one of the daughters is allergic to dogs. Hairless dogs and cats are hypo-allergenic

 
Neeek [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:55:54 PM  
They should get a toy American Eskimo. They're super-cute, incredibly friendly, very trainable, and not whiny.

 
FredaDeStilleto [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 06:56:13 PM  
Yeah. Every little kid dreams about cuddling-up to a dog like that.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 07:00:29 PM  
This is how they look as adults. Built sort of like a Doberman, but still with the long ears.

www.dogs.net.au

/can we hotlink? Yes we can.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 07:01:52 PM  
This one seems to have docked ears. I think they're attractive, but then I'm a cat person.

www.bbc.co.uk

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 07:07:13 PM  
SpinStopper: Megain: another shot

My wife said, "Its back looks like a little pig! It could be half pig. You never know..."

;)


lol

 
thamike 2008-11-10 07:37:00 PM  
I actually wouldn't mind having a dog like that. I can pinch his forehead wrinkles into Julia Roberts lips and make her talk funny.

 
baorao 2008-11-10 07:38:17 PM  
Chariset: This is how they look as adults. Built sort of like a Doberman, but still with the long ears.

the adult version is a nice looking dog. very regal and almost Egyptian. also it looks less like wrinkly old balls.

 
Fast B [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 08:10:11 PM  
They should get a naked mole rat.

 
thamike 2008-11-10 08:24:24 PM  
Fast B: They should get a naked mole rat.

www.thecolereport.com

 
Oldiron_79 2008-11-10 08:45:36 PM  
This is proof he's a James Bond villan.

 
brookgo 2008-11-10 08:47:09 PM  
thamike: Fast B: They should get a naked mole rat.

+1

 
Eponymous 2008-11-10 08:47:13 PM  
Damn....the dog's ear are actually bigger than Obama's.

Looks like a keeper!!!

 
I_Approve_Of_This_Message 2008-11-10 08:48:06 PM  
Five bucks says it's going to be a pair of Labradoodles.

 
Pribar [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 08:48:17 PM  
I do believe a 3 headed version of that guards the gates to hades.


/on the other hand think what a burgler would think seeing something like that staring at him through a window at night..

 
HoneyDog 2008-11-10 08:49:33 PM  
Jebus that is an ugly dog, it rivals the Chinese Crested!

 
merreborn 2008-11-10 08:49:46 PM  
It's not really that ugly... but I'm not sure I'd want to touch it.

 
thelordofcheese 2008-11-10 08:49:57 PM  
Dog trifecta? shiat! Everyone look for dog links!

 
libbynomore2 2008-11-10 08:50:11 PM  
You know when Hollywood so over promises on a film that it never lives up to the hype?

Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama

I almost feel sorry for the guy, EXCEPT, he's the one who over promised.

 
hotter than the ads 2008-11-10 08:51:20 PM  
FTA: According to Peruvian folklore, the dogs have above-average body temperature

Aaaaand what does SCIENCE have to say about it?

According to the hobo down at 7-11, these dogs are responsible for the economic crash. What do you say to that, folklore????

 
smyr2001 2008-11-10 08:52:25 PM  
SpinStopper: Megain: another shot

My wife said, "Its back looks like a little pig! It could be half pig. You never know..."

;)


I watched a pig try to get it on with my dog one night. It didn't go so well. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I can testify dogs don't like pigs mounting them.

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 08:52:47 PM  
Someone call the Whaaambulance, I think libbynomore2 has had a stroke.

 
RemyDuron 2008-11-10 08:53:10 PM  
Awwwwww. . . That's cute. Probably won't be cute when older. But cute now.

I have a dog that looks a lot like that, but with hair.

 
mongbiohazard 2008-11-10 08:53:37 PM  
Chariset: This is how they look as adults. Built sort of like a Doberman, but still with the long ears.


Well, that's a whole asston better.

As puppies though those things are frigging disgusting looking though. Looks like my nads after soaking all day in water and then getting dipped in coal dust. Glad I didn't have to pet any when I was down in their otherwise lovely country.

 
LeglessDog 2008-11-10 08:53:40 PM  
thamike: Today I am offering legless dogs.
Now listen, hear me out... You never have to walk 'em.
They're like cuddly throw pillows.



Thank you, thank you, thank you . . . someone knows the reference of my alias *big smile*

//they never run away either

 
Falcc 2008-11-10 08:53:57 PM  
Pribar: I do believe a 3 headed version of that guards the gates to hades.


/on the other hand think what a burgler would think seeing something like that staring at him through a window at night..


"Holy fark this is the White House! I'm gonna get raped in Gitmo, fark fark fark! Secret Service is going to rape me with my own head! FARK!"

 
CrispFlows 2008-11-10 08:54:22 PM  
smyr2001: SpinStopper: Megain: another shot

My wife said, "Its back looks like a little pig! It could be half pig. You never know..."

;)

I watched a pig try to get it on with my dog one night. It didn't go so well. I'm not saying it's impossible, but I can testify dogs don't like pigs mounting them.


Corkscrewed,eh?

 
plainoleme 2008-11-10 08:54:23 PM  
save a grey hound.

 
Sherjo311 2008-11-10 08:54:33 PM  
peruvian flute band not included

 
Ringshadow 2008-11-10 08:56:40 PM  
As long as it's not a toy breed. Please. No toy dogs. Get a real farking dog, please.

/lives with two mastiffs
//and a corgi
///sort of biased I guess

 
fernandez 2008-11-10 08:56:58 PM  
Chariset: This is how they look as adults. Built sort of like a Doberman, but still with the long ears.



/can we hotlink? Yes we can.


Thats actually not a bad looking dog

 
MeanJean 2008-11-10 08:57:46 PM  
Its ugly, but I think he should take it as it was offered in as a gesture of goodwill.

/I'd be pretty dissapointed if I was a little girl and I got a dog like that...

 
GoldDude 2008-11-10 08:58:01 PM  
JABARDI GD Hypoallergenic dog (new window)
Only $15,000.

 
Baron-Harkonnen 2008-11-10 08:58:05 PM  
Does it come with a guineasaurus rex?

 
doofusgumby [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 08:58:12 PM  
libbynomore2: silliness expurgated.

what does that silliness have to do with a dog?

 
robbiedo 2008-11-10 08:58:24 PM  
This is completely unacceptable. It's bad enough to outsource manufacturing jobs and production. Now we are off shoring puppy mills to developing countries. Can't the First Dog squirt from the womb of an American biatch?

/too much...not enough
//wrong bait for this school of fish.
///Maybe a libtard or two?

 
southaustin [TotalFark] 2008-11-10 08:58:38 PM  
libbynomore2: You know when Hollywood so over promises on a film that it never lives up to the hype?



Threadjacking asshat.

 
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