So, I'm guessing that he'll never go back?

It's twoo, it's twoo!

Pics or it didn't happen.

balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

The pic of the supposed penis holder (ha ha!) is ugly enough. Why TF would you want a pic of that black, rotting crap?

clueyee: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

The pic of the supposed penis holder (ha ha!) is ugly enough. Why TF would you want a pic of that black, rotting crap?

The wife is "the mood" tonight, the pics should solve that problem for me....

balin007: clueyee: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

The pic of the supposed penis holder (ha ha!) is ugly enough. Why TF would you want a pic of that black, rotting crap?

The wife is "the mood" tonight, the pics should solve that problem for me....

HA! I LOL'D at that. I am sure you meant "in the mood" but close enough. Just tell her you have a headache or something. No,not THAT head apparently!

clueyee: balin007: clueyee: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

The pic of the supposed penis holder (ha ha!) is ugly enough. Why TF would you want a pic of that black, rotting crap?

The wife is "the mood" tonight, the pics should solve that problem for me....

HA! I LOL'D at that. I am sure you meant "in the mood" but close enough. Just tell her you have a headache or something. No,not THAT head apparently!

I need to read before I click that damn Add comment button..

slightly relevant to the discussion

balin007: clueyee: balin007: clueyee: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

The pic of the supposed penis holder (ha ha!) is ugly enough. Why TF would you want a pic of that black, rotting crap?

The wife is "the mood" tonight, the pics should solve that problem for me....

HA! I LOL'D at that. I am sure you meant "in the mood" but close enough. Just tell her you have a headache or something. No,not THAT head apparently!

I need to read before I click that damn Add comment button..

In keeping with this thread:

No BIGGIE! I do it all the time. Typos and stuff. heh heh..

Given that man had genital warts, he had no respect for his penis to begin with.

/penis

My penis is only 3 inches, but some women like it that wide.

Anyone stupid enough to let someone take a knife to that area is a retard. The only exception is that without the knife, it is going to die. In this case, the guy is a retard.

Bloody 'ell. A right fine cock-up, that.

i'd like me some blair underwood just about now

All this started because he had a wart removed from his penis. So now, besides having genital warts, his cock is black from massive coagulation of blood and his balls were three times their regular size.

Ladies, how can you pass this winner up??

balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

Are my test results back?

Freak Flag Fly: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

Good, merciful God! I don't wish that even to my worst enemy, Dr. VonCockenheim!.

Freak Flag Fly: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

....

Yeah, positively NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c29b78fc345cb42271cb

Sorry, can't link to new window.

As a male I have to say that I've been forever traumatized after seeing the above :-(

It looks kinda like an eggplant...

Oldiron_79: My penis is only 3 inches, but some women like it that wide.

No pics, it didn't happen!

As a single man raising a son that is in the potty training stages. I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/"Daddy how do big boys pee?"
//"Daddy, why is your pee pee bigger than mine?"
///Holy shiat that was awkward.

"My body got bigger but my dick stayed the same size"

DerDuschbagen: Yeah, positively NSFW

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c29b78fc345cb42271cb

Sorry, can't link to new window.

As a male I have to say that I've been forever traumatized after seeing the above :-(

Fake and bad acting.

Massive lulz at subby.

*cringe*

Freak Flag Fly: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

Ooooh my. Reminds me of a BBQ-turkey-gone-wrong that I did for Thanksgiving a few years ago.

Tasty!

/blaaarrrrgggghhh...

woohoo! my debut greenlight!

Freak Flag Fly: balin007: Pics or it didn't happen.

Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

No...not clicking....

WOW....Its been a while since I've seen the HA HA guy

People need to understand the burden of having a huge wang. It's not all "I whip it out and the girls scream" and what not. The amount of effort it takes to maintain that thing, watching how you zip your pants, can't use urinals because the guys next to you might see or say something.

You can't even sit on a toilet and flush because your junk is going to get caught up in the poo water, and don't even think about catching an erection while wearing sweatpants lest you be arrested for indecent exposure.

Some chicks dig a well endowed man, others think "Did I do my kegels?" To each their own, but do not think that it's all sunshine and rainbows if you're packing a huge man sasuage.

Aren't there other ways of removing genital warts? Yanno, topical creams, that stuff in a can that freezes them off, duct tape, teatree oil ... anything but something that leaves you gushing blood with a black wang?

Freak Flag Fly: Not from this case, but since you asked... (NSFW)

Yeah, I left a hot dog on the grill for a long time this weekend; looked about the same.

Kenwhat: wild9: //"Daddy, why is your pee pee bigger than mine?"

Why the hell are you waving your johnson around in front of a young boy in the first place?

Hrmmm I see. Do you have the mindset of a 3-year-old as well? I guess you do not understand words/instructions either.

/hate to be mean, but you are being an ass.

the man said he was having a wart removed. Why? (new window all over her face)

He can get a tattoo to cover the color. I'm sure no one would notice.

NSFW

the cake is not a lie (new window)(nsfw)

Freak Flag Fly

you sir, owe me my dinner back

FootInMouthDisease: the cake is not a lie (new window)(nsfw)

jesus. christ.

Did everyone miss this link?

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2008/11/11/15081_ntnews.html

(Where it says, "Click here to read more about the penis operation cock-up at The Northern Territory News.)

FootInMouthDisease: the cake is not a lie (new window)(nsfw)

holy crap that's awesome.

Reminds me of a joke:

A white guy is standing next to a black guy at the urinal and asks him: Hey, why do black guys have such big dicks?

The black guy is annoyed by this racist question and says: When we're kids, our mothers take a piece of string and tie one end to a brick, and the other to the penis.

Two weeks later, they run into each other again and the white guy says: Hey, I tried that trick you told me about. Haven't gotten the length yet, but the color is just about right.

The internal bleeding caused his penis and testicles to turn black - and his testicles swelled to more than three times their normal size.

GAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

LegacyDL: People need to understand the burden of having a huge wang. It's not all "I whip it out and the girls scream" and what not. The amount of effort it takes to maintain that thing, watching how you zip your pants, can't use urinals because the guys next to you might see or say something.

You can't even sit on a toilet and flush because your junk is going to get caught up in the poo water, and don't even think about catching an erection while wearing sweatpants lest you be arrested for indecent exposure.

Some chicks dig a well endowed man, others think "Did I do my kegels?" To each their own, but do not think that it's all sunshine and rainbows if you're packing a huge man sasuage.

Like you would know.

cowgirl toffee: He can get a tattoo to cover the color. I'm sure no one would notice.

NSFW

I'm pretty sure that, either that guy no longer feels his penis (therefore sexually useless), or his penis has become hypersensitive (therefore sexually useless).

There is a common saying amongst Darwin residents regarding the standard of medical treatment in the Northern Territory

"When in pain, catch a plane"