Call father to get son and he gets DUI for coming drunk.

I usually have a hard time coming when I'm drunk.

and...repeat the story as many times as necessary

Alcoholism and stupidity are two different issues.

Both are heritable though.

Once when I got jailed for a DUI, my mother refused to come bail me out, so my uncle came and got me. He was pretty drunk......

Didn't get arrested though.

NO, they are DRUNKS. Alcoholics go to meetings.

The Aristocrats!

/obligatory?

you can see where this is going

The grandparents fix the cable?

If the bar calls to ask where you are

Young drunks have old drunks in their family to drive them, and old drunks have older drunks, and so ad infinitum.

I feel bad for the kid. I'd like to buy him a round of beers

Hope they all got back to the rez safely.

/I kid
/because I love

Oldiron_79: NO, they are DRUNKS. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Meetings are for quitters.

/sad life for the tot

At least none of them had been smoking pot.

...win?

Moral of this story: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Sad tag is so accurate here. :(

grandma could at least hold her drink

Actually, that's one T-Shirt I might order...

Last heard by the great grand-parents, next round's on us!

Jesus...what a fail of a family. Someone in the family needs a ride, but everyone in the family is drunk.


/way to stay classy.

If that kid cries a lot, I have a great way to get him to quiet down and fall asleep.

Why didn't they just call the kid a cab?

I had a cop call me to see if I could come pick up my friend's truck who got a DUI...

It was like 4 in the morning and I was asleep and drunker than shiat (I had been drinking with the dumbass that drove after killing a handle of Jack with me and one of my roommates). I accused the cop of being my friend just farking around, and then when I realized it was for serious I was just like I'm drunk and can't do it. My sober roommate ended up doing it and I was so drunk that I forgot the whole thing had happened the next morning when my rooommate got back from bailing that dumbshiat out of jail.

/ah, college

Another Saturday morning in Indiana.

dholway: If that kid cries a lot, I have a great way to get him to quiet down and fall asleep.

Heroin?
Binky dipped in Nyquil?
Blow weed smoke in his face?

/Am I doing it wrong?

Isn't it common for families to drink together?

What's the big friggin deal?

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: killing a handle of Jack

I love new lingo.

you can see where this is going

Was the one year old was drunk too?

None of them thought to themselves, "There is an officer of the law there. They have just arrested a relative for driving while intoxicated. Perhaps it is best if I do not go, or I will probably be faced with this officer of the law and thus arrested for driving while intoxicated, too"?

That isn't alcoholism, that's raw stupidity.

cksewell: Another Saturday morning in Indiana.

ftfy

Family Reunion?

Are there Irish people in Indiana?

No I can't. everything is blurry right now.
/and it's not even Tuesday

Was the baby the only sober person there?

Good lord.

Go Indiana!!

wilde_at_heart: you can see where this is going

Was the one year old was drunk too?

No. But... he's already on the bottle.

/rim-shot

Where's TSG when ya need 'em?

This story is chock full of DarrrrrrWIN !!!!!
This joke copyright 2008 Rick the Cabbie

Vango

None of them thought to themselves, "There is an officer of the law there. They have just arrested a relative for driving while intoxicated. Perhaps it is best if I do not go, or I will probably be faced with this officer of the law and thus arrested for driving while intoxicated, too"?

Perhaps the father (also young?) was having a few beers watching sports with his friends and figured he'd be OK a few beers in.. forgetting that 3 beers in a hour = .08 BAC.

The grandma wasn't over the legal limit. The grandpa wasn't driving - so they had no reason to test his BAC.

Of course, I could be as wrong as you, my point is that this story lacks the details for your judgment.

Well, I was drunk the day my wife got outta prison;
And I went to pick her up in the rain;
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck;
I got a pulled over for a damned DUI again.

These are some classy folks.

jaylectricity: Call father to get son and he gets DUI for coming drunk.

I usually have a hard time coming when I'm drunk.

aaaaaand this one's over in one.

And, what is the problem?

dholway: JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm: killing a handle of Jack

I love new lingo.

and by new you mean within the past decade and a half...

I had a sippy cup a a kid.
there was a picture of a monkey holding a sippy cup on it. And on the cup was a picture of a monkey holding a sippy cup on it. And on the cup was a picture of a monkey holding a sippy cup on it. And on the cup was a picture of a monkey holding a sippy cup on it. And on the cup and I was 3 when I got I was the butt end of a grown up joke.

//Monkey see.
Monkey do.

If it weren't for the fact that my parents and grandparents are all dead, I'd wonder if this headline was about my family....

/both parents, both step-parents, all four grandparents alcoholics
//brother has gotten a DUI
///I drink, but *very* carefully
////mother died of alcoholic hepatitis - hard core

/hotlinked?
//giggity

To hell with a college fund. They better save up for bail for that kid.

I submitted this with a crappier headline...7 hours ago :(

sounds like my family at the holidays

It's like this guy I knew who was arrested for rape. His father shows up and immediately rapes the desk sergeant. Then, they call the mother to come and bail the two of them out, but she rapes a parked car in the police station lot. By the time the grandparents called the dog it had made all of the papers.

Vangor:
That isn't alcoholism, that's raw stupidity.Indiana

Went to high school and college there. This is otherwise known as "Tuesday"