hahahahahahahaha

A snippet of one of the posts cited:

I watch the Weather Channel often - to actually get the weather - but they are very liberal and promote "climate change" as part of their agenda. Be warned.

omfglool

Needs the AMUSING tag.

just keep on moving to the extreme right. you're walking the plank of irrelevance GOP. Outside your koolaid induced bubble the world is a much different place than you want to believe it is.

Mrs. Meet got banned from Free Republic today.

For daring to say that the Republican party, today in 2008, is not the same party she registered for in 1982.

BAM! Posting Privileges Removed!

Meet Us at the Stick: Mrs. Meet got banned from Free Republic today.

For daring to say that the Republican party, today in 2008, is not the same party she registered for in 1982.

BAM! Posting Privileges Removed!

their tent just gets smaller and smaller

You know what I like about Freepers? I was getting a little too lovey dovey, accepting, and forgiving of my fellow man. I was getting to the point where I could say "Live and let live" and actually mean it. I was starting to think that I could even kick it with the Dalai Lama and shiat.

Then I started seeing what Freepers were up to, and now, I remember the joy of having an enemy. Whether they know it or not, we're arch nemeses. And that feels good. Righteous, even.

This is hilarious, but also kind of sad. To think that there are people that really believe this Freeper nonsense. *shudder*

For example: "I get all of my news from Conservative websites (like here on FR) and 1. Rush, 2. Levin, 3. Hannity 4. some Boortz 4. and some Laura Ingraham."

I guess there was a tie for 4^th place.

Meet Us at the Stick: For daring to say that the Republican party, today in 2008, is not the same party she registered for in 1982.

BAM! Posting Privileges Removed!

You know, for as often as I see these guys running fundraisers for themselves (even though I thought handouts were just for dirty liberals, but ok), they sure do seem to love pushing away potential donors.

Yesdog: This is hilarious, but also kind of sad. To think that there are people that really believe this Freeper nonsense. *shudder*

For example: "I get all of my news from Conservative websites (like here on FR) and 1. Rush, 2. Levin, 3. Hannity 4. some Boortz 4. and some Laura Ingraham."

I guess there was a tie for 4th place.

Wow... so that person knows nothing about what's really going on in the world.

person quoted in tfa: Besides this slamming of Palin, a couple nights ago, didn't one of the Fox people call FreeRepublic a "hate site"?

I doubt Fox anyone at Fox would tell the truth like that.

so freepdom wants to cut their nose off to spite their face. How very predictable and self destructive. they won't do it of course. Where else would they get their fix other than am radio? they are like kool aid junkies. if they don't get constant reinforcement reality starts to seep in.

Not sure if I should lol or weep :P

We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee

Remove all Republicans: BWAAA. You think these guys donate a dime to the party? These are just basement dwellers out there screaming about "SOCIALISTS" and whatever else they are coming up with. They haven't got a dime to their names.

Next door neighbor's brother is a long time Freeper. Every time he comes over there, he always makes sure to catch me outside so he can give me more 'literature'. It's an amazing read.

I'm glad FR is around to let these people vent and feel like a part of a community. Loners this delusional do bad things.

This has got me laughing so damn hard! FR should stand for Full Retard.

Sarah Palin, the gift that keeps giving.

Crazy uninformed ex beauty queen is still crazy.

BLOGGER FIGHT


blaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

what douchebags.
/both sites

Wow, they really are taking this "push the moderates out of the party" business seriously.

Great idea Freepers! Keep rolling with that!

Jesus watches Fox News. Jesus voted for McCain.

Newsflash: There are lots of retards.

/thanks for that Sarah

This was my favorite:

"Yesterday I had had enough!! Fox left us behind with all the democrat talking heads.
That with all of this working to hurt Sarah Palin is the end for me.

I really think that God will step in and fight for her. He never rushes in. He is kind and sometimes He waits to let people show their worst. The time will come when He will move and when He does, I wonder how much power Fox News will have left.

I would not want to be in the shoes of all of those working to destroy Sarah Palin"


I thought our guy was supposed to be The Messiah! What gives?!

Hobodeluxe: their tent just gets smaller and smaller

It shrinks as they eat their young.

For hilarious right wing fun: Free Republic.
For hilarious left wing fun: Democratic Underground.

This could end up being funny. Imagine this: The GOP abandons Palin, and 4 years from now, she makes a run in the primaries, but gets little outside of the Evangelical vote.

A moderate Republican is selected, but Palin and the freepers still POed at how she was treated by the party after '08s election, so she runs as an independent.

She gets 10% of the popular vote, drawing enough votes away from the moderate Republican candidate to ensure an Obama victory.

Cool, huh?

TFA:

I haven't watched FOX since the interview they did with Hussein.
BTW, I'm still boycotting France.



Yeah, I'm sure France is crying themselves to sleep at night because a bunch of loons are boycotting them.

Muta: Hobodeluxe: their tent just gets smaller and smaller

It shrinks as they eat their young.

NOM NOM NOM


//h-linked yall

organizm: This was my favorite:

"Yesterday I had had enough!! Fox left us behind with all the democrat talking heads.
That with all of this working to hurt Sarah Palin is the end for me.

I really think that God will step in and fight for her. He never rushes in. He is kind and sometimes He waits to let people show their worst. The time will come when He will move and when He does, I wonder how much power Fox News will have left.

I would not want to be in the shoes of all of those working to destroy Sarah Palin"


I thought our guy was supposed to be The Messiah! What gives?!

Only one explanation is possible: she's the Antichrist.

joethorne.: For hilarious right wing fun: Free Republic.
For hilarious left wing fun: Democratic Underground.

Beat me to it.

Also, for hilarious fun that's hard to define as left or right: Hillaryis44.org
And for hilariously insightful answers to life: Zombo.com

organizm: This could end up being funny.

It's f*cking hilarious right now!

What, is Free Republic upset that Fox declared Obama president instead of pretending McCain won?

They'll be strapping on explosive-vests and running at Obama's motorcade by the end of next year.

Edsel: Only one explanation is possible: she's the Antichrist.

The history channel had a documentary on last night about the book of Revelations. And oh man, I could just picture some Evangelical loony watching it and going "See! See!!! Its Obama!!!!"

Eh. An entire article about Freeper commenters is shooting fish in a barrel.

With a grenade launcher.

LouDobbsAwaaaay: They'll be strapping on explosive-vests and running at Obama's motorcade by the end of next year.

They'd have to leave the house for that, and you know they don't like to do that - reality has a well-known liberal bias.

Hobodeluxe: just keep on moving to the extreme right. you're walking the plank of irrelevance GOP. Outside your koolaid induced bubble the world is a much different place than you want to believe it is.

Yes they are. They haven't learned one thing. And next election may not be kind at all to Senate Republicans.

"The Republican brand is still alive and well, Rep. Mike Pence said on Fox News Sunday.

When asked by Chris Wallace what "conservative solutions" the GOP would bring to their current minority-party status, Pence said social issues like "the sanctity of marriage" will remain the backbone of the Republican platform."

joethorne.: For hilarious right wing fun: Free Republic.
For hilarious left wing fun: Democratic Underground.

The Democrats have managed to keep the far left in line compared to their conservative counterparts. It may also have had something to do with the changing attitudes of the electorate, but looking at '04 and the MoveOn crowd's voice, the Democrats realized they had to play closer to the center.

Kublai Khan: LouDobbsAwaaaay: They'll be strapping on explosive-vests and running at Obama's motorcade by the end of next year.

They'd have to leave the house for that, and you know they don't like to do that - reality has a well-known liberal bias.

These wires look scientific! I'll just wait for God to make me some explosives instead.

/if only more extremists were technophobes

Peter von Nostrand: Hobodeluxe: just keep on moving to the extreme right. you're walking the plank of irrelevance GOP. Outside your koolaid induced bubble the world is a much different place than you want to believe it is.

Yes they are. They haven't learned one thing. And next election may not be kind at all to Senate Republicans.

"The Republican brand is still alive and well, Rep. Mike Pence said on Fox News Sunday.

When asked by Chris Wallace what "conservative solutions" the GOP would bring to their current minority-party status, Pence said social issues like "the sanctity of marriage" will remain the backbone of the Republican platform."

Well it's pretty simple:
What is the reason for anything bad happening? Libruls.
Republicans losing the election is bad.
Therefore, Republicans lost the election because they were TOO LIBRUL WHARRGARBL!

oldebayer: We'll teach you how to spot 'em in the cities or the sticks
For even Jasper Junction is just full of Bolsheviks
The CIA's subversive and so's the FCC
There's no one left but thee and we, and we're not sure of thee

'Cause we're the John Birch Society, the John Birch Society,
Fighting for the right to fight the RIGHT FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT!

*wipes eyes* Good times, good times...

What's really scary is that the same fellas did "Barry's Boys", which was written to mock the last generation's freepers, the cult-like followers of that hard right-wing crazy fellow...

... Barry Goldwater.

I shudder to think where we're going, when I look at where we've been.

/We're the bright young men, who wanna go back to 1910...

I just registered there, I'm gonna have some fun with them. I am gonna act like the biggest right wing-nut in history. I'm gonna tell them Rush is in bed with the democrats before I'm done.

Kublai Khan: Peter von Nostrand: Hobodeluxe: just keep on moving to the extreme right. you're walking the plank of irrelevance GOP. Outside your koolaid induced bubble the world is a much different place than you want to believe it is.

Yes they are. They haven't learned one thing. And next election may not be kind at all to Senate Republicans.

"The Republican brand is still alive and well, Rep. Mike Pence said on Fox News Sunday.

When asked by Chris Wallace what "conservative solutions" the GOP would bring to their current minority-party status, Pence said social issues like "the sanctity of marriage" will remain the backbone of the Republican platform."

Well it's pretty simple:
What is the reason for anything bad happening? Libruls.
Republicans losing the election is bad.
Therefore, Republicans lost the election because they were TOO LIBRUL WHARRGARBL!

In one sense, he's on the money in that they've always used the "God, guns, gays" wedge issues to win elections and they probably will need to pull them out again in the future.

However, the problem with that strategy is that it requires people to be in a situation where they actually care about those things. With two wars on and the economy disintegrating, wedge issues lose a lot of their weight.

Meet Us at the Stick: Mrs. Meet got banned from Free Republic today.

For daring to say that the Republican party, today in 2008, is not the same party she registered for in 1982.

BAM! Posting Privileges Removed!

One of my friends tries once in a while to remind the Freepers that Nixon saw the cracks during the so-called "Kitchen Debate" and that St. Reagan was just in office at the right time. Not deifying St. Reagan is the quickest way to get a ban in Freeperville.

The problem is that St. Reagan whored out the party and invited in the wackjobs.

Kublai Khan: Well it's pretty simple:
What is the reason for anything bad happening? Libruls.
Republicans losing the election is bad.
Therefore, Republicans lost the election because they were TOO LIBRUL WHARRGARBL!

I've got family that firmly believes that. Bush has literally never, ever done anything wrong. Even telling me after Pennsylvania was immediately called for Obama that McCain was still going to win and saying after Ohio was called for Obama that it wasn't over yet. They haven't talked to me since then.

BTW, I'm still boycotting France.

What? I can't even remember what that was about.

That Freeper world is certainly an alternative reality

They are a force to be reckoned with...

that was way funnier than tonight's Simpsons
oh FR what color is the sky in your little world

GoodasGold: What? I can't even remember what that was about.

They, along with the rest of the world, were right about Iraq.