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From your chart, I can only conclude that bacon is healthier when eaten raw.

Good news, people!

Welcome to Texas from several years ago.

In our house, we buy bacon in 5 to 10 pound packages. Been doing this for a few years now.

Oddly enough, my cholesterol level is just fine. My secret is to counteract any negatives from the bacon with lots of beer ;)

Epic Bacon!

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

I'd rather try chocolate covered bacon

Deep fried bacon? AWESOME.

There is not much in this world that tastes better than smoked, peppered, and fried belly of of pig. Those PETA fools don't know what they're missing.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

YAY!! More for me!

If you don't want your bacon messed with, then head over to Bucktown's Chinaski's Bar, 1935 N. Damen, which offers all-you-can eat bacon on the first Monday of every month. For free.

I can't imagine this will end well . . . unless there is a bacon heaven in the sky where you go after your heart attack.

They've had this for ages in Texas.

The other day, my 3 year old wanted a sandwich. I asked her what kind. She said she wanted peanut-butter and bacon. I made it and gave it to her. She was eating it and loving it. I had to have a bite. PB&B sammies are awesome.

mmmmmm....bacon....

I think the batter fried bacon sounds pretty darn yum. I'd pass on the white sauce, though. I think honey mustard dip would be the thing.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

You and I should have a little talk about mushrooms later......

/Those don't go in my mouth.
//EVER.

Having now spent some time on fark i've come to conclude that farkers overall fantasy would be to meet a buxumous redhead that's the heiress to a bacon fortune and closely related to George Lucas. She has an advanced degree in physics, loves cats, she doesn't talk much but her grammar in writing is impeccable and she loves anal.

Bacon-wrapped foie gras?

Oddly enough, my cholesterol level is just fine. My secret is to counteract any negatives from the bacon with lots of beer ;)

came for the bacon, left with wholesome hops and barley

JesterGirl


Thats hot.

YAY another bacon thread!

Try Bacon Wrapped Dates sometime.

Teh awesomeness . . . .

texasaggie2010: They've had this for ages in Texas.

This.

Sodolak's Chicken Fried Bacon (new window)

PacManDreaming: Welcome to Texas from several years ago.

Came here to say this, but then saw all the bacon pics and just came.

I didn't realize this until I this year, and it's some pseudo-wisdom I'd love to share with everybody: You can cook bacon in the oven.

Ananku: The other day, my 3 year old wanted a sandwich. I asked her what kind. She said she wanted peanut-butter and bacon. I made it and gave it to her. She was eating it and loving it. I had to have a bite. PB&B sammies are awesome.

If you think that's good, you'd probably like PB & Genoa Salami. It's been a favourite of mine since I was a wee lad.

Does not approve:

some swedish girl: Having now spent some time on fark i've come to conclude that farkers overall fantasy would be to meet a buxumous redhead that's the heiress to a bacon fortune and closely related to George Lucas. She has an advanced degree in physics, loves cats, she doesn't talk much but her grammar in writing is impeccable and she loves anal.

Now this is a T shirt I'd consider . . .

/How you doing.

some swedish girl: Having now spent some time on fark i've come to conclude that farkers overall fantasy would be to meet a buxumous redhead that's the heiress to a bacon fortune and closely related to George Lucas. She has an advanced degree in physics, loves cats, she doesn't talk much but her grammar in writing is impeccable and she loves anal.

Sounds about right. You forget to mention that when she does talk, she can speak intelligently about football of any type.

If you cared at all about your life you wouldn't touch that.

I want the "Bacon is a vegetable" T-shirt featured in the link.

thatguyfred: JesterGirl


Thats hot.

Actually, it's a bit of a turn off for me. Maybe if it were cooked, but as I I see that and all that comes to mind is quality time with a porcelain friend...

/Both ends.

skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs wallow in mud to stay cool. The dig holes in the ground and wait for them to fill with rain and then have a bacon-mud mosh pit. They avoid their own filth completely because they don't crap in their mosh pit.

some swedish girl: Having now spent some time on fark i've come to conclude that farkers overall fantasy would be to meet a buxumous redhead that's the heiress to a bacon fortune and closely related to George Lucas. She has an advanced degree in physics, loves cats, she doesn't talk much but her grammar in writing is impeccable and she loves anal.

If she can brew beer, and doesn't have sharp knees, then I think you've nailed it.

snuff3r: If you cared at all about your life you wouldn't touch that.

What's the point of living if you won't allow yourself pleaure?

3/10

strathmeyer: I didn't realize this until I this year, and it's some pseudo-wisdom I'd love to share with everybody: You can cook bacon in the oven.

Best way to do this is to cook the bacon on a wire rack or wire sheet thingy, and put that rack above something to catch all the grease.

The first time I tried this, the cookie sheet I used to catch the grease was a bit too small. Whole house was filled with smoke. So I used a bigger sheet, no problems, tastier bacon.

FTFA:If we know anything about these strips of cured and smoked meat, it's this: Bacon is the new black.

I hate when they say that. Talk about condescending asswipes. While these queefs were eating wheatgrass and soy, we in the heartland were eating loads of bacon.

bacon

strathmeyer: I didn't realize this until I this year, and it's some pseudo-wisdom I'd love to share with everybody: You can cook bacon in the oven.

It does vary well in the deep fryer and is ready in seconds. I like most articles about bacon, but the one's whether the writer acts like people just discovered that bacon could be deep have probably never worked in a bar/grill or diner. If you're cooking in a restaraunt and get slammed with bacon orders (which happens a lot, because it's bacon), the folks in the front have no idea that their bacon has been deep fried and it turns out awesome.

So, I ordered some of that Baconnaise stuff last week and it just showed up yesterday. It's ok, but I was expecting a more bacony taste. It is tasty though.

Anyway, for anyone interested, here's the website.

Link (new window)

thalidomide new and improved: FTFA:If we know anything about these strips of cured and smoked meat, it's this: Bacon is the new black.

I hate when they say that. Talk about condescending asswipes. While these queefs were eating wheatgrass and soy, we in the heartland were eating loads of bacon.

bacon

I stopped reading the article at that line. Anyone who uses that tired cliche has about as much creativity as my dog (who wants bacon).

Oh_Enough_Already: /How you doing.

Very good, and none of that applies to me in any way.

germ78: Sounds about right. You forget to mention that when she does talk, she can speak intelligently about football of any type.

Farkers follow sports now?

Psychohazard: If she can brew beer, and doesn't have sharp knees, then I think you've nailed it.

She has a microbrewery in the back yard where she also grows some stuff.

some attorney: skinink: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own feces.

Pigs wallow in mud to stay cool. The dig holes in the ground and wait for them to fill with rain and then have a bacon-mud mosh pit. They avoid their own filth completely because they don't crap in their mosh pit.

Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?

I was going to come in with the bacon wrapped around dates, but was beaten to it. Farkettes like a Denzel/George (map for younger Farkettes as needed.), who loves cats, cooks bacon, has mad skills at Photoshop and can make his own beer.

Just had to chime in from the distaff side. Any other Farkettes have things to add to their wish list?

strathmeyer

I didn't realize this until I this year, and it's some pseudo-wisdom I'd love to share with everybody: You can cook bacon in the oven.

Here's a better one: when you roast meat, wrap it well in bacon (toothpicks FTW). Start at high temp (425F or so), then reduce to under 200F until the meat is done. Remove, turn oven up to 400F or so and stick the bacon back in on your cooking pan. This gives you both juicy, delicious roast meat and crispy bacony goodness.

Bacon brittle.

some swedish girl: Having now spent some time on fark i've come to conclude that farkers overall fantasy would be to meet a buxumous redhead that's the heiress to a bacon fortune and closely related to George Lucas. She has an advanced degree in physics, loves cats, she doesn't talk much but her grammar in writing is impeccable and she loves anal.

You forgot, and can suck a golfball through 50 feet of garden hose. But yes, I think you've got it.

Saturn5: texasaggie2010: They've had this for ages in Texas.

This.

Sodolak's Chicken Fried Bacon (new window)

Been there. Eaten that. Delicious.