Like any man, his wedding day will be the last time he looks on the bride side of life.

No reason for her not to get fat now.

Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason

I advise fapping more carefully. Point at the wall and not your face to avoid those embarrassing auto-WHARRGARBL moments.

The absence of any pictures of the couple in TFA makes me believe they are Smoking Gun material.

Why?

Once you forget, she can be anyone you want her to be.

Picture of the dream couple at Pwllheli couple close in on a dream wedding day. (Tried to post it here but Fark couldn'a deal with it.)

Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason

Subby was passing through the Mass weed thread?

Cagey B: Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason

I advise fapping more carefully. Point at the wall and not your face to avoid those embarrassing auto-WHARRGARBL moments.

New keyboard. NOW

Hope the wedding dress was white.

Y'know, so the dishwasher will match the fridge.

/nuttin

This might work for both of them: she can gain 80 pounds after the wedding and he will still remember her thin.

Cagey B: I advise fapping more carefully. Point at the wall and not your face to avoid those embarrassing auto-WHARRGARBL moments.

also do not look up at the prime moment of a titty-fark if you are laying on your back...

/truely didn't happen to me...
//but the person who it did happen to reads fark often...
///I await the emails...you know who you are.

This is actually a pragmatic approach to dealing with the future... that is... I would rather think of my wife in her wedding gown than as she looks today

/going to hell
//probably as a result of an untimely kitchen appliance accident to happen shortly

notmtwain was kind enough to give us a link to a story that has a pic but it's kinda tiny which might be a good thing from what I could tell. Maybe it's just me.

TFA: We even had a harpist and a chimney sweep as well as a one-and-a-half hour car ride from Pwllheli to Llandudno it was fantastic.

Chimney sweep? Like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

Yea let's hurry to get married so I can saddle you with my blind ass for the rest of your life, not to mention all my other physical issues. Enjoy the future!

Good thought process man.

=(

eff ewe: This is actually a pragmatic approach to dealing with the future... that is... I would rather think of my wife in her wedding gown than as she looks today

/going to hell
//probably as a result of an untimely kitchen appliance accident to happen shortly

I'm sorry you couldn't whip your woman in to shape.

Thank you for reminding me of that Cybernetic. WtF does one have a chimney sweep at their wedding for?

My wife went blind last year after 36 years of marrage. It's ok, cause I've gotten old and ugly.

/true
//gotta laugh sometimes to keep from.... you know
///at least we had the dogs for it

Cybernetic: TFA: We even had a harpist and a chimney sweep as well as a one-and-a-half hour car ride from Pwllheli to Llandudno it was fantastic.

Chimney sweep? Like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

I was wondering about the chimney sweep too..

Maybe he should stop masturbating instead.

voodoolady: Cybernetic: TFA: We even had a harpist and a chimney sweep as well as a one-and-a-half hour car ride from Pwllheli to Llandudno it was fantastic.

Chimney sweep? Like Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins?

I was wondering about the chimney sweep too..

Seeing a chimeny sweep on the way to your wedding in the UK is considered good luck. Nowadays, you can hire one to seal the deal, and provide a bit of entertainment and a few photo ops, too.

How does pressure on the pituitary lead to blindness?

KJM315: Cagey B: I advise fapping more carefully. Point at the wall and not your face to avoid those embarrassing auto-WHARRGARBL moments.

also do not look up at the prime moment of a titty-fark if you are laying on your back...

/truely didn't happen to me...
//but the person who it did happen to reads fark often...
///I await the emails...you know who you are.

I've been sitting here trying to get the mechanics of this one straight in my mind.

Havin' fun.

My brain initially switched 'fiance' with 'cousin' and I threw up a little

I wonder if this works for pick-up bar sex too.

Also... PIC! PLEASE?!

It's called glaucoma, subby. You should get it checked out.

A MAN suffering from a rare eye condition yesterday got his wish to marry his sweetheart before he goes blind.

They make it sound like there was something preventing them from getting married. I mean, good for them and all but it's not like they had to overcome unsurmountable odds. They won a contest.

Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason


Subby better think about having the wedding sooner than later...

Divorce in 5... 4... 3...

BigSnatch: Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason

Subby better think about having the wedding sooner than later...

Subby better submit links with BOTH HANDS ABOVE THE EDGE OF THE TABLE.

why the hell would someone have a chimney sweep at a wedding?

/unless the chimney sweep was a guest
//best time to get married - before going blind
///you know, so he can't see it when she lets herself go

Hm, late to the thread and no one mentions wanting to have the image of her OUT of her wedding dress in his memory? For shame.

/shame.
//shame.
///SHAME!

nolanomad: Hm, late to the thread and no one mentions wanting to have the image of her OUT of her wedding dress in his memory? For shame.

/shame.
//shame.
///SHAME!

You think he doesn't already have one of those?

We substituted this man's fiancee with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices.

FTFA: "All proceeds from the competition went towards Wales Air Ambulance."

WAAmbulance? Sorry, it's late and I'm sick of doing this assignment.

Nice story though...I hope it works out for them.

A My mother told me she remembers that children were encouraged to give a penny to a chimney sweep and it would bring them good luck.

Here's a link explaining the tradition of chimney sweeps being invited to weddings for similar reasons:

History of Chimney Sweeps (new window)

eff ewe Quote 2008-11-09 08:55:12 PM
This is actually a pragmatic approach to dealing with the future... that is... I would rather think of my wife in her wedding gown than as she looks today

I'm sure she feels the same way about you :-D

What a coincidence - the longer I was married, the more I wanted to be blind.

Dunno man, getting married was the worst thing I coulda done as far as not "going blind"

After the chimney sweep explanation posted here it jogged my memory...mostly due to that scene in Mary Poppins...where all the chimney sweeps shake the father's hand while leaving and the children comment how he'll be the luckiest man in England. Or some such.

Shwirv: Also... PIC! PLEASE?!

Here ya go:



/Hotlinked

SpeelChuck: A My mother told me she remembers that children were encouraged to give a penny to a chimney sweep and it would bring them good luck.

Here's a link explaining the tradition of chimney sweeps being invited to weddings for similar reasons:

History of Chimney Sweeps (new window)

Did Weird Al's parents not believe in that tradition?
/ticket please

Cagey B: Submitter's eyesight is kind of cloudy right now too for some reason

I advise fapping more carefully. Point at the wall and not your face to avoid those embarrassing auto-WHARRGARBL moments.

i'd buy you TF for that if you didn't already have it.

The lack of a chimney sweep at most Farkers wedding explains why you don't get lucky with the missus so often.

Sasha_CT: The lack of a chimney sweep at most Farkers wedding explains why you don't get lucky with the missus so often.

So the chimney sweep cleans the love tunnel of all the cobwebs then?